To have nicknames for my neighbours and ask what yours are for yours?

🤣🤣🤣your estate sounds bloody complicated

I have interacted with most of my neighbours in the past. A hello here, a goodbye there...

Nosferatu - for our orthadontically challenged neighbour.

Don't feel too sorry for him, he parks his car across 2 spaces.

@Dayglobooapparently the reason they thought we were drug dealers is also down to us buying one of the biggest houses…one of 40!

I must admit I work from home and always have done so maybe they thought I had to have some way of getting an income…oh and we’re fairly antisocial so don’t have many visitors. I thought drug dealers had everyone at their door. I’m starting to think the neighbours have issues 🤣

Yep exactly that…I don’t get it either. I suppose I’ll take snobs as when we first moved in another neighbour thought we were drug dealers!

It’s worth noting that the neighbours who called us drug dealers are related to the ones who call us snobs…

The Deer Hunter
Chippie
Horsebox

We’ve got
-Ye old man (older gentleman that lives on his own and speaks in very Shakespearean way)
-K (her name, she’s lovely) and Pisshead - they’ve got a young baby (lsss than a year old) and he’s always cracking open beers smoking fags post work (and 2pm onwards at weekends) getting drunk
-Plastic man and She Who Doesn’t Speak - he’s a carbon copy of every boring love island contestant and she’s a nurse who refuses to speak to near enough anyone.

We don’t know anybody else on the row of houses we live on.

Lol. I dont get it. So you bought one of forty houses of equal size on the.estate but you've been singled out as snobs ???

I know most of my neighbours names so call them that however one of them is known as the Cupra Prick.

I believe one of our neighbours have been calling us snobs as we bought the biggest house on the estate (despite there being about 40 of our house types on the estate).

It’s all fun and games I suppose.

I said this already but I forgot one. My dad's name for people in the village.
Dirty Teeth
Long Hair
Limpy Carr

I dont think they were very politically correct back then.😂

The Christian’s because they remind me of Ned Flanders family on one side. On the other Serial killer because the husband wears a weird hat that only a serial killer would wear and I saw him yell at his wife like she was a child - which is serial killer behaviour imo.

Thank you..

This had made me lol, my dad had names for everyone before he died.

Bob the Knob
frank the wank
whistling Bert
Cod & Chips - worked up the chippy
Foxy Lady -
Bottle legs
Mad Paul

If you do manage a big tour definitely go to Ullapool, its stunning up there in the summer. Also Harris has the most beautiful beaches. 😃

🤣 omg

Neanderphil is a brilliant nickname

We’ve had:

Bandit (lovely Australian chap who sounds JUST like Bluey’s dad)

Go Kart Simon (kindly older fellow who’s constantly banging on about wanting to show our DC his grandson’s old go kart)

The Colonel (grouchy old man whose cat looks like he has a curly moustache and a monocle)

Daddy Daycare (world’s angriest stay at home dad, constantly shouting at his kids and calling them awful names)

String Bag Lady (who painstakingly conveys her Waitrose shopping indoors, item by item, in a tiny string bag, while traffic backs up behind the delivery truck)

Centrist Dad (wet looking awkward man in a flat cap who visibly panics any time we smile at him or say hello)

Neanderphil- He is called Phil but just grunts and doesn’t make much conversation.

Osama- woman who complained to us because we left our wheely bin out for an extra day. So she became ‘bin lady’ which somehow turned into ‘osama bin lady’ which then just turned into ‘Osama’ which has stuck and I can’t remember what her actual name is.

We have DJ Fuckwit next door because he's always blasting bass at random times of the day and night

Years ago my grandparents used to have Mr Drunkbum, Mr and Mrs Lovey-dovey, Mr Streaky, Mr and Mrs Fatty, Mr and Mrs Cocky.

Oh and Doctor Who as he's a doctor but we don't know his name.

Farmer and Mad Cow ( as in the disease) his wife
Uncle Fester
The Smiths
Catwoman
Baileys Mum
Mc Fly
Mork and Mindy

No idea what we get called, but where we used to live (20-odd years ago), a group of teenagers used to call my husband Jonathan Creek to his face. He'd often be out walking the dog at the same time that these kids were walking to the bus stop. Sometimes they used to sing the theme tune to him. He doesn't really look like Alan Davies, and is younger and better looking. At the time, they had fairly similar hair, and Jonathan Creek was pretty popular.

Yes I'm.hoping one day to do a big tour round lots of places up there. I dont know it well enough , which is a shame..

The Can’t Parks
Mr Beaten Down by Life
The Beddingfields (he looked like Daniel, so we called her Natasha)
And a lady that has now moved out we called Anal, because her number plate was A4NL or something.