Things that PISS you off, but you can't really say so.

Group WhatsApp, discuss a schedule for shopping/cooking?

My DS answers every message with K what's wrong with OK!!! It's one more letter
Also everything is my bad, always no sorry or anything else just my bad...

But it’s grammatically correct. They’re not asking you a question, just saying they hope you’re well — not that they necessarily do, just because it’s a conventional way of starting a communication.

I hate this too. Its so fucking insincere. Like you give a shit how I am.

My mil makes petty comments but claims she wants us to be friends
mil and fil favourite sil kids
my dad is gross he rarely baths has so much dirt under his finger nails he turns my stomach
my eldest dc can be spiteful I don’t like that side of them
my bf is hard work always crying and complaining about her life but never accepts advice for how to fix her issues.

People who start as message with “I hope you are well” with a full stop, not even a question mark.

It just makes me think you don’t give a shit but you want to look like a nice person.

I’ve even had it from a friend who knows I have cancer but has not asked how I am since I told her months ago. She was so upset a mutual friend went round to comfort HER. Neither of them ask how I am but both start messages with “I hope you are well”

She doesn't really exist, she's just following a script of "how perfect middle class mothers behave on trains". I bet her poo smells like bliss as well because she will have an anus attached fragrance spreader. You just can't compete with that.

The word 'Lush' used in any context other than a tropical rain forest!

When we stay with my DM on holiday she's incapable of leaving the house any earlier than 11am. Our DS has already been up for 5hrs by that time. Sometimes she says she's woken at 7am but just relaxed in bed for 2hrs.
However, when she has friends staying with her she's miraculously up at normal times.

I would purposely change the conversation back to me, everytime, they did this. Just keep talking about yourself, looking oblivious to the fact you’re doing it. You could have great fun with this!

Drivers who sit in long queue for roundabout , then once on (& completely regardless of pile of traffic behind them), stop ??? to allow others onto roundabout????? Obvs cannot tell them it’s actually illegal even?

People who say “we’re all on the spectrum somewhere”. No we’re not. Fuck off.

People who, on a thread like this, wheel out the words “holibobs”, “hubs” and “famalam”.

Its such a roaring cliche: everyone hates these words. Its a bit like saying you hate being poor or sick.

Have you really not got the creativity to hate anything which isn’t mentioned in a million other threads?

My mum was the same ..she eventually became bedbound because she was so fat she couldn't walk, then she had a fucking huge stone in her kidney. This put her in hospital for 6 months. She eventually died of a heart attack brought on by her obesity. However my stepdad was totally in denial and acted as if none of it was her fault (as in "doctors say she is a big woman but she has an under active thyroid so that's why etc) funnily enough my sister also has one and isn't fat

How can you hear the difference btw math and maths? Is he American or has he watched too much tiktok?

I'm in a relationship with someone I love very much and which is pretty healthy in most ways. We have differences on occasion but have quite complimentary skills and approaches. We work well together under stress, share life goals and values and things like that. BUT they have an ex that they believe they are good friends with, and this ex has done every thing they can do to throw little marbles under the feet of our relationship. Loads of "well
intentioned" complaining about me behind my back, giving the impression that because of me they don't feel comfortable socialising in the group I'm part of, dropping little snippy passive aggressive comments in here and there, letting me know they've been speaking about this or that. Casually making comments that suggest the ex is the font of all wisdom to my partner. I'm mostly annoyed that my partner genuinely seems to not see any of this. Its the one thing that makes me question whether we're really that compatible or its really that healthy. And it would be helping the drama the ex is hoping to create if I react at all

Ikwym. Lol.

You need to cook it on a slice of bread - then if it leaks you get a bonus slice of garlic bread!

My DP is really fucking boring. He literally has no idea how to communicate on any emotional level, or indeed have a laugh. I have no idea how or why we are still together.

I work for one of the large insurance brokers and every quarter we have an all staff meeting/dial-in (or "Town Hall" as they like to call them).

Every time we have to go through the Q&A at the end where people ask the most tedious and pointless questions (normally using the word "synergies" a lot) and 90% of the time the Q&A concludes with some nobhead asking the panel "what keeps you awake at night?")

I would love to interject and ask "are you honestly interested in the answer to your BS question???" but I would likely get sacked!

My hypochondriac friend. She's always got some new complaint (which she's found after searching the internet) but her GP doesn't agree so she spends a fortune on private quacks and 'alternative' meds. I get pissed off that everybody has to fit in with her because she says she can't travel, can't use buses, can't eat certain foods, can't do anything before 2pm, can only go to certain cafés etc. I know I should be more sympathetic!

People with fake grass

My DH doesn't have a wee before going to bed and he doesn't get up in the night either. He drinks a lot of tea too. I think his prostate is going to get its own back one day.

My father is exactly the same. I just listen to him talk about himself once a week when I call now and don't bother telling him anything about us.

Whistling