Things that PISS you off, but you can't really say so.

My late MIL was like this, she once said 'Shall I clean your windows?' and I said I would have to check with OH as I wasn't sure which were 'my windows' and which were 'his windows', don't think she even noticed!

Can you buy two single duvets?

Tiktok videos that try to flog you something here's the link.👇

One yesterday for an online cake seller claimed they found a cake on their doorstep. Said oh they thought family had sent it so had eaten it. Yeah without checking the delivery label. Then said oh we asked on the group chat nobody had sent it.

One that really winds me up is people online using that awful vocal fry voice. It's obviously put on like nails down a chalkboard. I often comment say I can't listen to the video.🙉🙉🙉

Nibbly bits🤕

What pisses me off is posts appearing twice on Mumsnet threads. There is clearly something wrong with the program that it will accept two submissions of the same post in succession. It seems unfair to complain to the posters. No doubt they did not intend this to happen. From Horizon to double-posting, why is IT such shit?

The fact I have saved for emergencies (£30k, 2 kids and just me, hardly enough to replace boiler and pay for a 2nd hand car) means I can't get Child Benefit, even though I am a single parent. Feckless relatives who never bothered to save earn 70k and get child benefit because of tax loopholes and get to go on lavish holidays. Pisses me off as they laugh about it being free money and how they "deserve" it.
I know it's not popular opinion but I really resent that because I planned for a rainy day I don't get decades of support like they do.

Most of we oldies have probably never heard the word perimenopause until it became the latest fad, the McCall effect as I call it, is there anything she doesn't promote??? It used to be something that happened and one came out of the other side, I don't even remember it!

My SIL who hasn't worked since having DN 12 years ago...."ooh can't wait for holiday, takes husband ages to really wind down so we have to go for ten days or two weeks for him to relax"....yes because he works really hard funding you to do nothing!! Bemoans helping PIL past the basics, even though has no other tasks or commitments. Moans about being overweight but has all day everyday to go for walks and improve health and fitness. Doesn't ever offer holiday days out with our children that she says she adores and will put in SM 'gorgeous DN etc..."... Ooh that was a good vent!!

This is ace😂

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My marriage!!!!! Fucking hate it 99% of the time. No way out though because I’m an idiot.

'Say it, don't spray it' is my usual comment.

Overweight people who think it’s very funny to address you as “hey fatty” or say “ you’re fat now” when you are pregnant, but you are back to a size 6 within a year postpartum with each baby.

People who spit in the street or blow snot out of their nose onto the pavement.

People who smoke in crowded public places/pathways.

People who can’t use a calendar for school things so the school chat is just filled with
”when is the next forest school day”
”wait, what mufti day. I haven’t been told about this”
”does anyone know when the school trip is”
Just put it on your FUCKING CALENDAR FFS! So bloody rude to expect everyone else to remember for you.

Noisy fuckers REALLY annoy me. I find them so bloody inconsiderate!

I'm talking about if you're in a restaurant and you can't miss them because, despite the buzz of everyone else's conversations, you can't help but hear every word that one extra noisy group of people say. They're so noisy that you try to concentrate on your own conversation but simply can't because of that one group of attention seeking fuckwits. It drives me batty!

There doesn't seem to be any sense of decorum amongst some people these days. Kids don't seem to be taught to keep it down when eating out.

My mum misgenders my lovely dog all the time. I've given up correcting her. No idea why she thinks my dog is male with a female name.

The ridiculous obsession with dogs! If you’re not equally obsessed and don’t want precious doggo fur babies sniffing around you in every pub, cafe or office you’re practically the devil incarnate. I don’t mind dogs but I don’t worship them.

Absolutely. I see this all the time. Just lazy entitled people with no regard for those who genuinely need the spaces.

And sitting on the equipment resting between sets while mucking about on their mobile

Flag wankers.
Anti-flag wankers.

Fathers that act like they invented parenting.

MLM

Musk and Zuck and their shitty products.

Tesco discontinuing their admittedly seasonal summer potato salad. Proper fucking nice.

Can you come eye-roll at my husband too? We have 3 children, from age 6 to a newborn, I tell him all the time .. nothing is done 'for me' I think he says it out of habit but it drives me absolutely scatty!!

People who monopolise gym equipment not actually using it for its intended purpose e.g doing multiple exercises in a squat rack that don’t actually involve using the barbell. Standing right in front of the dumbbell rack whilst exercising and stopping other people from accessing the weights. Supersets involving multiple machines for half an hour rendering them out of use for other people during that time. Just general selfish shitty behaviour in the gym really pisses me off.

😭😭😭 i'm using that, 'just airing the bed!' Aha

Why are they like this, honestly!!

People who park in disabled spaces when they're not. I'd have their vehicles crushed and if they happen to be in them at the time, well, that's a bonus.

OMG (and this has just happened again) how DH totally ignores the meal plans for the week and uses all the ingreidents I have bought in some random meal and then I need to shop again. It annoys me SO MUCH.