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Center parks - a bit tacky?

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9uygjk · 23/08/2025 08:08

Just back from our first trip to center parks. Went to the one in Woburn and honestly I just thought it was a bit tacky. Apparently it's middle class Butlins but is it? Maybe am being particularly picky but I still thought it was a bit like Butlins. Is it just me?

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Enigma54 · 23/08/2025 12:40

9uygjk · 23/08/2025 12:32

I think my bafflement is that I don't get who would go there or why. I actually love camping and we've been a few times this summer. I also love deserted beaches and airbnbs, also did that this summer. I just don't get why people would go to center parks.

I also don't have anything against pies or going up north. Woburn center parks is in bedfordshire and am not complaining about mushy peas but rubbish chains and dirty pools.

Sounds like you’ve had a fair few holidays this summer already. Let the CP experience wash over you and accept that for some families and non fussy kids, it is perfectly acceptable.

DitzyDerbyBabe86 · 23/08/2025 12:38

We fricking love CP! Given a choice, our kids (teens and pre teens), would always pick centerparcs. We once took them to Disney, a caravan holiday and CP in the same year and it was CP they enjoyed the most!
We love the one in Cumbria.
to compare it to a Butlins is mind boggling.

IsItSnowing · 23/08/2025 12:36

I think what this thread highlights is that we all want different things from out holidays - which is obviously ok and to be expected.
What has amused me is the idea that how/where you choose to holiday somehow depends on or reflects your class. Not sure where that puts me but we've done all kinds over the years - CP, camping, road trips, train trips, overland, exotic, cruises, posh hotels, cheap hotels, air bnb, hostels - whatever suited us at the time.
Not sure which of them are middle class or not - also don't care.

Enigma54 · 23/08/2025 12:35

LittleBearPad · 23/08/2025 12:26

Yes and you have Booths too. From all I’ve heard I’m v jealous.

We do have a Booths in the North: it’s great!

sophiecygnet · 23/08/2025 12:35

Do they keep up with refurbishment and replacements, obviously anywhere that gets high 'traffic' will soon look tired unless management stays alert.
Have they enough kit for the activities. One comment last year was that bicycles were limited unless booked way ahead. Little chance for spontaneous choices.
This topic seems to be on a loop, 6 months repeat.

EasySqueezy · 23/08/2025 12:32

9uygjk · 23/08/2025 10:33

Am not obsessed with class but having moved to the UK from abroad, I sometimes use it as a marker for approximating whether something will be nice or not. I don't understand why having nice stuff is only seen as middle class. My kids don't like beige food, or a dirty pool. Is that snobby? I don't get why people would pay that much money for something that isn't very nice. I was on my own with the kids hence trying something local to us.

I have never found the pool at CenterParcs to be dirty.

9uygjk · 23/08/2025 12:32

I think my bafflement is that I don't get who would go there or why. I actually love camping and we've been a few times this summer. I also love deserted beaches and airbnbs, also did that this summer. I just don't get why people would go to center parks.

I also don't have anything against pies or going up north. Woburn center parks is in bedfordshire and am not complaining about mushy peas but rubbish chains and dirty pools.

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hangerup · 23/08/2025 12:32

Is Florida the epitome of a mc holiday destination? Never heard that before

SquirrelFan · 23/08/2025 12:31

9uygjk · 23/08/2025 09:37

So I actually did expect it to be a bit like St Ives in cornwall, over priced totally but actually quite nice. And yes we often do go to Scotland, Cornwall or Broad but this was a last minute pre-going back to school trip. And it's actually my eight year old who complained about the food and the pool. Perhaps it's also Woburn as it's so small that cycling seems a bit pointless really.

@9uygjk As a fellow non-driving Londoner and at risk of derailing the thread, I would love to hear your tips on visiting Scotland, Cornwall and Broad (do you mean The Broads? I can't find it when I Google) without a car! Always looking for ideas.

ThePhantomoftheEcobubbleOpera · 23/08/2025 12:30

lotsofpatience · 23/08/2025 12:29

Center Parks is the holiday destination for those who can't afford anything better. Their business model thrives by tapping into the middle class frustration stemming from not being able to travel to Florida.

Who goes to Florida for a weekend?

lotsofpatience · 23/08/2025 12:29

Center Parks is the holiday destination for those who can't afford anything better. Their business model thrives by tapping into the middle class frustration stemming from not being able to travel to Florida.

LittleBearPad · 23/08/2025 12:26

TrousersOfTime · 23/08/2025 11:48

Errr...what?

Sorry, but do you think London has the monopoly on good food in the UK? 😂😂😂

We don't just eat beige in the North. True, we don't have Gail's, which I saw you mentioned earlier...but we do have loads of amazing independent food businesses, often using fresh local produce, many of which make much higher quality food than Gail's, and often cheaper too.

If you want a nice holiday, with nice food, and not packed in like sardines into a holiday camp...maybe try not going to a holiday camp? Obviously, smaller holiday sites will have fewer facilities, but there's often a village nearby. Or you could rent a cottage in a village/small town with a bakery, cafe etc

Yes and you have Booths too. From all I’ve heard I’m v jealous.

Rainallnight · 23/08/2025 12:21

9uygjk · 23/08/2025 08:08

Just back from our first trip to center parks. Went to the one in Woburn and honestly I just thought it was a bit tacky. Apparently it's middle class Butlins but is it? Maybe am being particularly picky but I still thought it was a bit like Butlins. Is it just me?

I thought that after our first (and only) trip.

ThePhantomoftheEcobubbleOpera · 23/08/2025 12:21

I liked Bluestone when the kids were tiny but we wouldn't go with older kids, it'd be a complete waste.

LittleBearPad · 23/08/2025 12:20

Mushroo · 23/08/2025 11:24

I completely agree about the food options. It’s all a bit premier inn.

To the posters scoffing about middles classes not going to Starbucks, tbh they don’t! Outside of the centre parcs bubble it would be an independent (or Gail’s, or even a pret).

Similarly I would choose to go to cafe rouge.

It would do a lot better with some independent, farm shop based type offerings - fresh breads, good produce, locally sourced simple food.

With a few ‘easy’ options like Franca Manca or even Wagamamas.

Franco Manca and Wags are no better than Cafe Rouge and Zizzi. Just a bit more fashionable and full of people thinking they’re a bit cooler than the people in Pizza Express.

DiscoBob · 23/08/2025 12:19

I haven't been for ages but the one in Longleat is nothing like Butlins. The cabins are in the woods and not close together. It's in a big forest. Not near the seaside.

The actual centre itself is tacky in that it's trying to cater to the widest demographic possible. So ends up very generic. Food is boring. Entertainment boring. The water park thing was alright I guess.

I would say it's not like Butlins though. It was overpriced for what you get and not much fun for 15/16 year olds.

5128gap · 23/08/2025 12:18

I've been to both this year, and think the only things CPs and Butlins have in common is that they both have big pools and are full of families. Butlins is centred around entertainment and everything is free. CP seems to be about paying extra to do more sporty/physical things. Butlins is louder and seems to deliver fun that DC want (fair/shows), rather than things parents want them to think are fun (walks).
As for class, I confess I didn't go round asking the adults if they worked in professional roles in order to check if they were MC, so can't be certain. I can say that in both places I saw the usual mix of considerate, pleasant adults and DC with the odd instance of rude/bad behaviour that you might expect when you put large numbers of the public together in a gated complex for several days.

TheGirlWhoWantedToBeGod · 23/08/2025 12:16

I wouldn’t describe centre parcs as tacky, though the first time we went my husband did describe it as feeling like a middle class internment camp.

From this thread it seems like what one person hates about centre parcs is exactly what another person really appreciates. I really like the fact people can’t park their cars outside the lodges, and that kids can run, cycle etc without the danger of cars.

LittleBearPad · 23/08/2025 12:15

Livelovebehappy · 23/08/2025 11:09

Cornwall overrated. It's far too commercialised and overcrowded. My idea of hell

Cornwall - depends where you go

Alexa51 · 23/08/2025 12:12

I thought it was pretty chavvy to be honest - the clientele, the naff chain places - despite the fact it is so expensive. Bluestones is much nicer.

Enigma54 · 23/08/2025 12:10

KindLemur · 23/08/2025 11:43

have you considered your 8 yo sounds like a moaning little brat, maybe you should have a chat with them about being grateful - some kids don’t get to go anywhere never mind whinge that the pool is too small and the bread isn’t fancy enough

I’ve never even been to center parks but if your inner city woodlands and Gail’s is enough for you maybe you should stay in your London bubble and enjoy your middle class life

if you want real wilderness and no chains go into the actual countryside, put up a tent and cook on a fire. You can bring artisan marshmallows from your wooded London high street to cook in case the local shops are too common for you.

Love this!

JillMW · 23/08/2025 12:09

I went when the first one opened, my opinion was I could have gone to the leisure centre and enjoyed it more.
I am not sure what defines middle class. Is it eating freshly baked bread and drinking expensive coffee?

Cranberryavocado · 23/08/2025 12:06

Notmyreality · 23/08/2025 11:55

Bluestone is fine for little kids but there’s very little to do for older kids. The pool is getting shabby and isn’t a patch on the ones at CP. The shops and amenities are almost non existent - an hour and you’ve seen it all. I won’t be going back to Bluestone. I will be going back to CP.

Oh thanks for this. Was looking at bluestone but my kids are older. Will rethink..

Ellie1015 · 23/08/2025 12:06

I enjoy centre parcs as safe place for older kids to have some freedom, we go with extended family and suits all ages.

I dont know anyone who goes as they aspire to be middle class. I like nice bread but it doesn't make or break my holiday, same with having a starbucks rather than whatever your usual coffee is.

I do think it is overpriced but obviously not as they can fill it at that price.

I think talking about class is tacky.

HonestOpalHelper · 23/08/2025 12:06

9uygjk · 23/08/2025 08:52

Maybe tacky is the wrong word but I just thought it was pretty rubbish. There is no where to get decent fresh bread or coffee. Large parts of it feel like a crappy leisure centre, whilst the pool is bigger than normal, it didn't feel clean. The food out is terrible. The sports cafe is tacky.
Strangely it feels like aspirational middle classes in the 90s, cafe rouge, starbucks etc. By now no one middle class would actually go to any of these places in their real life.

I consider myself resolutely middle class and have never been to Butlins or Centre Parcs, but don't think going to either has any class definition, if you like it, you like it. I have a friend who is upper class, has a title and goes to Butlins every year!