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The school run is a hotbed of lesbian sex?

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nhsmanagersanonymous · 20/08/2025 21:13

According to an article in the Times I read today. Apparently everybody’s bed hopping and snogging on nights out and in the garden centre.

Is this true? I didn’t get a hint of it when I was doing school runs though one mum did throw out her nice husband and move another mum’s scruffy husband in.

That was about five years ago. So did is this new or did I miss out on the undercurrents ( and is that why the PTA mums were so very mean girls in their clique) or has this been grossly exaggerated?

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frozendaisy · 21/08/2025 03:52

Typical now our school runs are over

who has the time?

are these the rich bored housewives lot? Was going to say Chelsea but are there garden centres in Chelsea? Cotswolds?

QueenofFox · 21/08/2025 03:49

I do know a few later life lesbians who got together at our primary school!

Liondoesntsleepatnight · 21/08/2025 03:07

I’m off to shave before school starts back 💃

coxesorangepippin · 21/08/2025 02:41

'hotbed of nothing'
😂

There are no hotbeds where we are, either

MiloMinderbinder925 · 21/08/2025 01:17

Was it written by Alan Titchmarsh?

thaegumathteth · 20/08/2025 23:23

No but the older I get and the more family dynamics I witness the more I think lesbians are the ones who have it all worked out

GoodCharl · 20/08/2025 23:12

I once fondled another mums breasts at the school gates when she confessed to them being bolt ons and encouraged me to have a squeeze. Thats as far as it went for me! Never saw anything like this at my school! I waa also on pta and can confirm this didnt happen at our school - also none of us mums / dads on our pta are cliquey or mean!! 😆

Renamed · 20/08/2025 23:12

Um? Maybe the times thinks that eating cake and gardening is what lesbians do?

(Innocent new mum: Ooh I’ll have the lemon drizzle and a box of those tulip bulbs.
Lesbians in the vicinity: Swoon)

Didimum · 20/08/2025 23:11

I went on a hen do with the school mums once and two of them did end up snogging (and more I think) in the bathroom.

DelusionalBrilliance · 20/08/2025 23:09

I mean… if im being honest, there are moments after the husband has been useless or pissed me off when I notice how incredible other mums are on the school run. All smiles, smell great, everything under control by 8:45am and I do think swapping him for one of them seems like a great idea 😂 I can see how it could spiral!

ThePoshUns · 20/08/2025 23:08

Here is the article
I kissed a mum (and I liked it): lust, sex and the school run

https://www.thetimes.com/article/cde6c9b1-d268-4af3-b450-bf3c5f8bbdef?shareToken=d37397552ef206b854f299e892330659

ThePoshUns · 20/08/2025 23:08

Here is the article
I kissed a mum (and I liked it): lust, sex and the school run

https://www.thetimes.com/article/cde6c9b1-d268-4af3-b450-bf3c5f8bbdef?shareToken=d37397552ef206b854f299e892330659

mrlistersgelfbride · 20/08/2025 22:58

A link is needed!

Eyeing people up for sex on the school run is very far from my mind but I’m of the drop kid off and run mentality 🤣

FortheloveofCheesus · 20/08/2025 22:25

God the Times must be getting muy
desesperado for clicks!

My school run is full of ladies competing to throw children over the fence 3 minutes before the gate opens so that they can head to work. No one can fit in a quick shag with a woman or a man unless a hemsworth turns up.

Muffsies · 20/08/2025 22:25

Bruisername · 20/08/2025 21:25

I’m surprised they have the time given the amount of time the papers seem to think they spend snorting cocaine

Are they all onto snorting coke now? It used to be drink drivers in pajamas when I was school-running.

WooleyMunky · 20/08/2025 22:21

Bruisername · 20/08/2025 21:25

I’m surprised they have the time given the amount of time the papers seem to think they spend snorting cocaine

Because that's all of the Burchill/Sun/Piers Moron types do.
Shovel fanny powder up their noses and spew clickbait for idiots.

Fountofwisdom · 20/08/2025 22:11

Dabberlocks · 20/08/2025 22:04

"has this been grossly exaggerated?" Total fiction, more like.

I was in a garden centre today. It was a hotbed of absolutely nothing at all apart from a bunch of chattering ladies of retired appearance drinking tea and eating cake in the cafe.

That’s what they wanted you to think they’d gone there for… 😂

jetlag92 · 20/08/2025 22:08

Sounds fun! Is thre a link?

Octavia64 · 20/08/2025 22:06

Not on my school run it wasn’t

Dabberlocks · 20/08/2025 22:04

"has this been grossly exaggerated?" Total fiction, more like.

I was in a garden centre today. It was a hotbed of absolutely nothing at all apart from a bunch of chattering ladies of retired appearance drinking tea and eating cake in the cafe.

XWKD · 20/08/2025 21:59

Sounds like fun!

Fountofwisdom · 20/08/2025 21:57

nhsmanagersanonymous · 20/08/2025 21:54

Good grief!

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Trust me, the stories I could tell about what teachers get up to… I could write a book!

itsachickeninnit · 20/08/2025 21:55

I know a couple of women who buggered off together, they used to get together in one of their garages 🤦‍♀️😂

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nhsmanagersanonymous · 20/08/2025 21:54

Fountofwisdom · 20/08/2025 21:47

This is all rife in my experience in schools I’ve taught in. At the last school I was in, there was a lunchtime discussion in my large department office between male and lesbian staff members about which ‘MILFs’ they were looking forward to seeing at Parents’ Night that evening…

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Good grief!

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GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 20/08/2025 21:53

Tagyoureit · 20/08/2025 21:22

Eh?
I cant imagine getting sexy for the school run, bastard children not doing as asked, cant find their fucking left shoe when it should have been left with the right but no, its down by the shed, telling you there's some sort of costume or £1 donation or crazy hair do needed in the next 15 minutes!!

Who the fuck is getting any sexy thoughts amongst that kind of crap is a far more organised mum than me!

Marie kondo, maybe?

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😂😂