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mumofoneAloneandwell · 15/08/2025 19:39

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To improve an otherwise boring friday night in front of the TV, with my slightly poorly DD x

👀👀

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NNforthispost · 27/08/2025 10:47

I have one from quite a while ago - in fact two.

One colleague who was shagging the boss. Clearly didn’t think we’d notice she had annual leave whenever he was ‘wfh’ (pre Covid). And same boss who used to schedule in sex nights with his partner in his work calendar (as a private appointment at 9pm every fortnight - except I had access to the calendar so could see it).

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 27/08/2025 10:04

deeahgwitch · 27/08/2025 09:38

It’s a pity you can’t do anything about him @PulchritudinousLycanthrope

We had a very corrupt politician in our country, he’s now dead and his legacy is mud but because of property deals he bought an amazing trophy home with very valuable land. He sold it at the height of the boom pre 2007 and made a ginormous amount, the buyer - a property developer subsequently went bust during the financial crash.
The taxpayers were left footing so many bills and suffered hugely and it still impacts the economy.
However the politician’s family were left multi millions when he died.
🙄

It's gutting isn't it? This guy is so wealthy now and has a cushy life.

The last time I looked him up online, one of the photos of him has an object in it that links directly to his thieving. It's like a finger up.

Only four people know what I know about his thieving. My work colleague at the time. The person who took my job and witnessed a similar act. My husband and me.

deeahgwitch · 27/08/2025 09:38

It’s a pity you can’t do anything about him @PulchritudinousLycanthrope

We had a very corrupt politician in our country, he’s now dead and his legacy is mud but because of property deals he bought an amazing trophy home with very valuable land. He sold it at the height of the boom pre 2007 and made a ginormous amount, the buyer - a property developer subsequently went bust during the financial crash.
The taxpayers were left footing so many bills and suffered hugely and it still impacts the economy.
However the politician’s family were left multi millions when he died.
🙄

FattyMcFattyArse · 26/08/2025 20:00

Blades2 · 16/08/2025 17:50

After my ex and I split up our shared teenage daughters were staying over at his, and were awoken at 1am by their dad, who was being very loud, on FaceTime, with someone, having phone sex. My eldest walked in to his room,,because she genuinely thought the noises he was making were from his dog, and got the shock of her life and an eye full of a strange woman bollock naked because for some mad reason he had positioned his laptop to point at the bedroom door 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

OMG your poor daughter 😮 That's enough to traumatise her for life. Seriously.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 19:38

LazyLions · 26/08/2025 18:21

I was in a private event that I got invited to by my friend🤣 I was like “OMG THATS”… kind of just expected a picture or something but🤣

😄😄 your life is epic! x

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 19:37

FattyMcFattyArse · 26/08/2025 18:45

My bet is Traitors!

A married couple on traitors could be so fun tbh

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FattyMcFattyArse · 26/08/2025 18:45

mumofoneAloneandwell · 15/08/2025 21:04

Oo I feel like its Michael McIntyre's big show 😄

That sounds lovely x

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My bet is Traitors!

LazyLions · 26/08/2025 18:21

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 18:16

The rumours are that he has fun on each side of the fence 🤭🤭

Omg i'm so invested 😭 - can you share how it came to happen

Are you just meeting hot men on the daily?

I dont think my plan to look clueless in waitrose will land me him 🙈

I was in a private event that I got invited to by my friend🤣 I was like “OMG THATS”… kind of just expected a picture or something but🤣

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 18:16

LazyLions · 26/08/2025 18:03

Yep I had to sign something that’s why I can’t say too much🤣 Very handsome but I have to say I got a bit of a camp vibe😩🤣 Still was a good night🤣

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The rumours are that he has fun on each side of the fence 🤭🤭

Omg i'm so invested 😭 - can you share how it came to happen

Are you just meeting hot men on the daily?

I dont think my plan to look clueless in waitrose will land me him 🙈

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Toplyy · 26/08/2025 18:11

Is the 'H' guy someone that was a lead singer, and has also done bits of acting? Not up on modern bands, sorry!

LazyLions · 26/08/2025 18:03

Rallentanda · 26/08/2025 12:54

How did that come about then? And did he make you sign something?
(Have it on good authority he gets around and is a nice time, so lucky you 😂)

Yep I had to sign something that’s why I can’t say too much🤣 Very handsome but I have to say I got a bit of a camp vibe😩🤣 Still was a good night🤣

NNforthispost · 26/08/2025 18:01

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 17:51

Same with famous stars, they've always got a pile of bodies buried in the cellar

Glad youre free of him

Oh my word - it’s not Noel Fitzpatrick is it? Say it isn’t so!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 17:54

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 14:20

He has been on the telly but if I said his name, unless you were allied to the profession in some way, it wouldn't mean anything. Within the profession he is seen as a leading light when in fact he's a cunt.

If I disclosed what I know, it was investigated and proven, the story would be front page news though and everyone would be shocked.

Oh wow

My first thought was forage 🤢🤢🤢

But now i'm thinking... legal or medical 🤔

His time will come girl, hopefully

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 17:53

Rallentanda · 26/08/2025 12:54

How did that come about then? And did he make you sign something?
(Have it on good authority he gets around and is a nice time, so lucky you 😂)

👀👀👀 ooo did you have to sign something @LazyLions

Ive seen the same said on twitter a few times actually 😄

Life is for enjoying 😄🥰

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 17:51

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 10:24

Think of a profession and then think of someone in that profession eventually getting to be the head of that profession. This is a profession that has members in pretty much every town and city in the country.

You would think he got there by being brilliant at his job and then recognised as such by his peers and being put forward for the role of head of that profession which brings with it massive prestige, money and income potential except.....I worked with this person for a few years a decade ago and he is actually rubbish at the job and worse still, caused more problems than he solved. He was also a thief of clients property, a grifter and a liar. I was witness to some of his most heinous mistakes, thievery and lies so I nearly fell over when I discovered that he had reached the heights in the profession that he has.

I left the job when his behaviour became to hard to stomach. The person that took my role, called me in a state, 8 weeks later, saying she had handed in her notice for the same reason.

A deep dive online into how he got there and it looks like he did it by ducking and diving and smoke and mirrors which, knowing him as well as I do, comes as no surprise.

If I told what I knew and it was proven (and it is eminently provable by DNA) it would be a national scandal.

I never would but I now wish I had spoken up at the time. I didn't because of how it would have reflected on his employer at the time who was a thoroughly decent human being and I didn't have the heart to create a problem for him and his business.

Just because someone is the head and representative of a profession or anything else for that matter, it doesn't mean they are an exemplar of that profession. They might just be dodgy but intelligent with it and be brazen as hell.

Same with famous stars, they've always got a pile of bodies buried in the cellar

Glad youre free of him

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PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 14:20

Dippythedino · 26/08/2025 14:11

Ooh is he on the telly? I'm trying to work out who it is! Give us a clue? Could be half the politicians we know tbh!
@PulchritudinousLycanthrope

He has been on the telly but if I said his name, unless you were allied to the profession in some way, it wouldn't mean anything. Within the profession he is seen as a leading light when in fact he's a cunt.

If I disclosed what I know, it was investigated and proven, the story would be front page news though and everyone would be shocked.

whackamole666 · 26/08/2025 14:19

Dippythedino · 26/08/2025 14:11

Ooh is he on the telly? I'm trying to work out who it is! Give us a clue? Could be half the politicians we know tbh!
@PulchritudinousLycanthrope

I'm guessing someone in the legal profession....

Dippythedino · 26/08/2025 14:11

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 13:59

No. It's all too late and I would look like a mad loon making ridiculous allegations.

I wish I had been far ballsier at the time though. He has made an absolute fortune out of it and regularly lectures about things that he cannot do himself.

It's mad!

Ooh is he on the telly? I'm trying to work out who it is! Give us a clue? Could be half the politicians we know tbh!
@PulchritudinousLycanthrope

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 13:59

deeahgwitch · 26/08/2025 12:42

What a pity you can’t name and shame @PulchritudinousLycanthrope

would a word in the right journalist’s ear work ?

No. It's all too late and I would look like a mad loon making ridiculous allegations.

I wish I had been far ballsier at the time though. He has made an absolute fortune out of it and regularly lectures about things that he cannot do himself.

It's mad!

Rallentanda · 26/08/2025 12:54

LazyLions · 16/08/2025 18:23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

very much so!

How did that come about then? And did he make you sign something?
(Have it on good authority he gets around and is a nice time, so lucky you 😂)

deeahgwitch · 26/08/2025 12:42

What a pity you can’t name and shame @PulchritudinousLycanthrope

would a word in the right journalist’s ear work ?

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 10:24

Think of a profession and then think of someone in that profession eventually getting to be the head of that profession. This is a profession that has members in pretty much every town and city in the country.

You would think he got there by being brilliant at his job and then recognised as such by his peers and being put forward for the role of head of that profession which brings with it massive prestige, money and income potential except.....I worked with this person for a few years a decade ago and he is actually rubbish at the job and worse still, caused more problems than he solved. He was also a thief of clients property, a grifter and a liar. I was witness to some of his most heinous mistakes, thievery and lies so I nearly fell over when I discovered that he had reached the heights in the profession that he has.

I left the job when his behaviour became to hard to stomach. The person that took my role, called me in a state, 8 weeks later, saying she had handed in her notice for the same reason.

A deep dive online into how he got there and it looks like he did it by ducking and diving and smoke and mirrors which, knowing him as well as I do, comes as no surprise.

If I told what I knew and it was proven (and it is eminently provable by DNA) it would be a national scandal.

I never would but I now wish I had spoken up at the time. I didn't because of how it would have reflected on his employer at the time who was a thoroughly decent human being and I didn't have the heart to create a problem for him and his business.

Just because someone is the head and representative of a profession or anything else for that matter, it doesn't mean they are an exemplar of that profession. They might just be dodgy but intelligent with it and be brazen as hell.

Dippythedino · 25/08/2025 10:25

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:34

Are we rooting for her? Is she nice to you or a dick?

As the saying goes, work smarter, not harder

@mumofoneAloneandwell she's becoming a dick unfortunately but I'm powerless to do anything so I'm planning my exit strategy for 2026.

DressingGemma · 24/08/2025 22:37

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:27

@DressingGemma any update there? 👀🤭

Still going on I think my client suspects even thought she hasn’t directly said. I think she is in denial to be honest or is scared to ask questions because if it was me I’d be following him/putting a tracker on him/asking her questions or something. As for the best friend, it takes all I have to not say anything as I disagree with the affair 100% but I still feel like I need to know the details lol.

For those asking I’m not a hairstylist but you are close ;)

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:47

123ps · 24/08/2025 21:42

I am partial to a fruit shortcake, but once youve opened the pack. O my , your lucky if there's many left.
Not the best for dunking though, and don't we all enjoy a good dipping from time to time? 😉

😭😭

From chocolate fingers to ginger nuts, if they can last a dipping, theyre good with me

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