What's some juicy gossip that you can't share irl but can share with nosy strangers on mumsnet?

My DH ex girlfriend (who he has children with) moved some cocklodger in and my stepchildren kept on saying how horrible he was. I brushed it off as the kids just having loyalty to their dad as they are very close to my DH and myself UNTIL one day I popped by to drop a surprise off for the kids and while I knocked on the front door I could hear him screaming calling the kids ungrateful cunts and then opened the door all smiles to me. I was so damn angry but kept my cool.

I made a plan with one of my friends to take her car down to his car garage and flirt with him and try and get him to go on a date with her. She did. The dirty abusive “man” was happy to cheat on the woman who was letting him live in her house for free and treating my step children like crap. My friend took video recordings and pictures of their date and sent them to my DH Ex. Needless to say she was heartbroken but she did kick his butt to the curb and the kids are so much happier that he has gone

edit for spelling and to add the ex has no idea it was a set up

I never trust the 'nice guys' on tv, you just know that they are the biggest pricks going!

Paddy mcguinnes is this guy for me

I think his wife must know and is just there for the kids 😬😬

I would have no hesitation in telling the boyfriend to get a DNA test, why should he be stuck with the financial burden of someone else's child and a feckless partner while he is working hard?

Omg 😄

Imagine being caught like that 😭, he probably thanks you for his freedom!

I've no idea who any of these initials are. Enlighten me?

SLB DD?

So… a guy was telling me his unfortunate adventures after his divorce with dating. How he felt lonely etc. The divorce seemed quite amicable and I even suggested that maybe they should get back together with his ex wife, as he said at first that they divorced because the spark was gone and they weren’t attracted to each other anymore. I knew both of them and I always thought they match. I suggested maybe they could still work on their issues.
He then proceeded to tell me that things weren’t as good as they looked, the marriage was truly toxic and he wasn’t going to to bash his wife and said a few things she did who hurt him but also and also a few of the mistakes he had done. One of them was an affair with a married woman named X (rare name) who was originally from Y country (small country with not too many around from there) and that he got really invested with that affair. The cheated husband went after him, it was full on drama and then they stopped. I remember asking oh wow he took her back? And he said “yes” and that she actually had lots of time as she was child free then.
We live in an area that I have met lots of mums and friends and when I met X (a rare name) who originally comes from same Y country around the park at first I didn't connected the dots. We became mum friends and I really like her. I’m 99% she's the lady the guy was talking about to me , really his style, slim body/sexy face. The year she had her child also suits the hypothesis, as she would have been child free around the time the acquaintance had the affair. I would never tell her even that I know said man especially since that divorced man went after me too 😅
The guy still walks his dog around the same big park I meet very occasionally my friend but it never happened to be with her when I see him. I also avoid him like the plague, he found love though which is similar to my friend and me, slim build. The guy clearly had a particular type and also he didn’t stop even if the woman was married or in relationship.
moral of the story: no affairs with silly guys who don’t keep their mouth shut 😅. I’m a a nice person and I wouldn’t even mention to my partner or my best friend what I highly suspect about this other friend had happened prior to meet her.

Took me ages to figure out who this is, but no.

They're not really an 80s band, they were formed in early 70s

I would have no hesitation in telling the boyfriend to get a DNA test, why should he be stuck with the financial burden of someone else's child and a feckless partner while he is working hard?

They're all at it.
I had a shop selling luxury items. I learnt not to ask if the wife liked her gift!

My ex was a nasty piece of work

He'd beat me up and tried to control every move I made while telling everyone I was shagging someone new every single day (not true-i was either at work or at home with the kids)

Of course when we broke up,he rewrote history and he was the perfect boyfriend and I was an utter slag

Anyway,the one one person who really ran with this was his younger sister

She was the spoilt rotten baby of the family and told so many lies about me

She got pregnant to her utter sap of a boyfriend (to be fair to him,he's a nice lad who works hard while she sits at home all day,baby is at nursery 8-6 as she finds it 'too hard')

Or so she claims

When the baby was conceived,it was at another sisters birthday party

Sappy but nice boyfriend was passed out pissed on the sofa and she was around the back of the garden shed with another fella

9 months later,baby pops out and is the spitting image of the other bloke

She opens her mouth one more time to slag me off and paint her brother as the poor victim and I'm telling her boyfriend

Best laugh is,my ex is insanely jealous of her for being the spoilt baby sister and would drop her under a bus himself but he's too scared of their mother to do it

No he honestly had no idea! My mum is pretty pissed off that my DGM went to her grave (nearly 20 years after my DGF) not letting him know the truth. I guess when she died in 1993 she could never had foreseen Ancestry being a thing.

S from TP married to TS?