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Calling all cheese lovers... abomination??

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CircularMotionDementedThrustingGuy · 08/08/2025 20:28

Hi everyone.

DD is in bed and I'm sat on the sofa currently scoffing a bowl of sketty hoops and grade 6 cheddar cheese. Ya know the one. Strong, gritty, salty.

it reminded me of a conversation I had with my best friend a few weeks ago. She has rather, how can I put it, juvenile taste buds. A slim suggestion of Edam and she would cower.
she cooks from scratch, as do I. She buys grade 1, occasionally pushing that boat right out, grade 2.

what in the finest pardon is that? I always assumed the pussy cheeses mild cheeses were for kids. Until I had my own child who will take chunks out of my black bomber. I cannot imagine making a béchamel for my lasagne with, effectively, milk?

AIBU? Are you a mild cheeses eater who buys the grade 1 or 2?

I fucking love cheese and I guessed a lot of mumsnetters do so thought I'd start a thread.

OP posts:
LastKnownSurvivor · 09/08/2025 07:04

I have to put in a word for Payson Breton. The texture is lovely, crumbly like Philadelphia used to be in the 1980s before they ruined it by making it 'creamy'.

Timeforabitofpeace · 09/08/2025 06:59

“ Scetty hoops?”

Enko · 09/08/2025 00:55

I love cheese both mild and strong. Different flavours. Its all good.

mondaytosunday · 09/08/2025 00:52

I figure if it tastes stronger I might use less of it!
@Wonderknicksi don’t use bechamel sauce at all in my lasagna but there’s a layer of strong cheddar a layer of Parmesan and a layer of mozzarella …

thatsthatsaidthemayor · 09/08/2025 00:41

Bloody love strong cheese (silton anything!) but a good mozzarella or burrata? Mild but equally delicious. Love ALL cheese plastic, dailylea to epoisses. Only cheese I don’t like is paneer.

thecatsneedfeeding · 09/08/2025 00:41

Mild cheddar is fit for 2 things. Grating on top of a pizza or using it to call the cat in. She'll do anything for a bit of cheese.

I'm not a fan of those mixed flavour cheeses like those stripy cheese things you get at Christmas. Neither do I like the cheese with chunks of fruit or nuts in it. After a severe allergic reaction to blue cheese a few years ago that involved ambulances (plural) and A&E I stay well away from blue or mould ripened cheese (the thinking is that there is a potential link with penicillin through a secondary metabolite. I'm severely allergic to penicillin) Any other cheese though is fair game.

For Mother's day this year my kids brought me cheese instead of flowers and chocolates.

k1233 · 09/08/2025 00:32

Wonderknicks · 08/08/2025 20:31

I love a strong cheese (but don't put cheese in my lasagne bechamel btw). One of my (adult) kids likes mild cheese.
It's all personal taste, surely. I say I love cheese but actually I can't bear blue cheese, for example. Presumably someone else would be aghast at that?

The one and only time I ate blue cheese, I vomited violently for three days. So I share your aversion.

BoudiccaRuled · 09/08/2025 00:20

*sitting on the sofa

Nagginthenag · 09/08/2025 00:20

Crunchy cheddar, Pont-l'Évêque, montrachet, Stilton, camembert, wensleydale for cheese on toast. All the cheese.

Theyreeatingthedogs · 09/08/2025 00:11

Our wedding cake was made of cheese!!!! Fantastic.

TheChosenTwo · 09/08/2025 00:08

Black bomber has become our regular daily
cheddar!
I don’t actually like any cheddar myself but Dh and the dc like it in sandwiches and stuff like that.
Mild cheddar is what I used to have on digestives with butter at my grandparents house as ‘supper’ with a hot chocolate.
Dont think I’ve had it since then!

MagnusCanis · 09/08/2025 00:02

JustSawJohnny · 08/08/2025 23:59

Mozzerella comes in many guises.

The stuff used on pizzas is low moisture mozzerella so it is grateable.

No, it doesn't. That substance is almost entirely unlike mozzarella.

JustSawJohnny · 08/08/2025 23:59

Bumblebee72 · 08/08/2025 23:40

It's not actually grated mozzarella though is it? If you tried grating actual mozzarella you'd end up in a soggy creamy mess.

Mozzerella comes in many guises.

The stuff used on pizzas is low moisture mozzerella so it is grateable.

Aintgointogoa · 08/08/2025 23:58

Oh cheese cheese how do I love thee, let me count the ways…
sadly there is no real cheese culture where I live, maybe more in the goat / sheep department. It’s just blocks of mild white ‘stuff’ called cheese. Some works ok similar to halloumi. Imported or facsimiles are usually very below par. No sharp cheddar here ! So, when I / friends return from overseas, we pay the ‘cheese tax’ forward. A very select group of fellow aficionados will be invited to share a cheese platter. And a LOT will be squirreled - at least cheddar freezes well. We get particularly excited when any French friend comes back from a foray. A friend recently in Italy brought back 15 kgs ! And we covet the sharp cheddar (I brought back 5 big blocks - in hold bag obvs) to eke out. There ain’t nothing like a CHEESE 🧀 We do go a bit
gollum-y with it 😂

JustSawJohnny · 08/08/2025 23:55

To me, mild cheddar is just like a block of sliceable fat.

You get more flavour from a Dairylea triangle.

As strong as possible for me BUT I'm not a fan of the crunchy bits,

LemondrizzleShark · 08/08/2025 23:42

DS has turned his nose up at mild cheddar since babyhood. Mild cheddar is for people who don’t actually like cheese.

Bumblebee72 · 08/08/2025 23:40

Liliwen · 08/08/2025 23:31

Oh I like the grated mozzarella packets too

It's not actually grated mozzarella though is it? If you tried grating actual mozzarella you'd end up in a soggy creamy mess.

Bumblebee72 · 08/08/2025 23:39

I'm with you; 1-2 grade cheddar shouldn't be called cheddar any more than that nasty American stuff.

MagnusCanis · 08/08/2025 23:38

Inchworms · 08/08/2025 23:26

I don’t buy it (classy, me) but there is, you’ve got to admit, something about the overly defined shards, almost flour coated, almost totally flavourless… it’s bad… but is it also…. Somehow… really quite good

It's trashy and I kind of hate myself for it, but... yeah.

Liliwen · 08/08/2025 23:31

MagnusCanis · 08/08/2025 22:59

Abomination cheese in this house is the mix packets of grated cheddar and grated mozzarella (repeat: grated mozzarella) that my DP insists on buying. And eating.

I refuse to have anything to do with it... but... please don't tell anyone that I occasionally sneak a pinch. THE SHAME 😳

Oh I like the grated mozzarella packets too

Liliwen · 08/08/2025 23:30

I’m ashamed to say, I am a grade one or two cheese purchaser and eater.

I like mild cheddar, mozzarella, Brie, babybel and Camembert. And that one that’s soft with the garlic bits in. Oh and Red Leicester and also halloumi

and cheese string

I will see myself out…

Inchworms · 08/08/2025 23:26

MagnusCanis · 08/08/2025 22:59

Abomination cheese in this house is the mix packets of grated cheddar and grated mozzarella (repeat: grated mozzarella) that my DP insists on buying. And eating.

I refuse to have anything to do with it... but... please don't tell anyone that I occasionally sneak a pinch. THE SHAME 😳

I don’t buy it (classy, me) but there is, you’ve got to admit, something about the overly defined shards, almost flour coated, almost totally flavourless… it’s bad… but is it also…. Somehow… really quite good

ScrambledEggs12 · 08/08/2025 23:24

Lionness5 · 08/08/2025 20:39

YABU for the sketty hoops crap.

She says she cooks from scratch though. I've never seen uncooked spaghetti hoop pasta, so I'm interested to know more.

soupyspoon · 08/08/2025 23:21

I like all cheese, I do not discriminate. I am cheese inclusive

I like the finest crunchy cheddar to the sharpest pecorino, to the cheapest crappest cheese string, to the chewiest chunk of edam, to the sloppiest mature brie, to the runniest burrata, to the stinkiest creamiest cambazola.

My current cheese of the moment is Cuddys Cave, massively strong hard cheese from Northumbria. Needs its own box in the fridge.

I mixed it with some medium Aldi cheddar in a salad for lunch. I do like the mixture of a cheap cheddar and lettuce for some reason.

I could talk about cheese all night long.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 08/08/2025 23:15

LastKnownSurvivor · 08/08/2025 21:55

There are times for a strong, artisan cheese and times for supermarket own-brand mild cheddar.

Yes. One is for when one is eating and the other is for when one really, really hates the people at work when you've been instructed to bring cheese for the work buffet.

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