Beyond fed up of DH’s dispute with neighbour

Ok so I think my understanding of it is this, this fella has basically taken your fellas parking spot across from the house, so the way your fella sees it, it’s open season in what ever else your fella perceives as his, this being you, so he waves his big flag of you’ll be wanting my Mrs next.
its words, and it does need stopping now, he’s being an idiot, the fella can park where he like, even he though he being a pain he clearly doesn’t care he blocking you in. Park your car there instead, to stop the hassle. He will get the message and if he says anything just advise I can’t get my car out when you park here, there’s no drama, you have been told this and ignored it, so now I park here instead. Tell your husband to keep his gob shut.

The parking is annoying but the comment he made about you is disrespectful and disgusting. You are not property to loan out. Id start parking where the van is and say it's too difficult to get on and off the drive with the van there. If you have drive, does your neighbour not have one too?

He then said something inappropriate along the lines of ‘I’ll let you have a go on my missus if you ask nicely’ and then said he was joking and in his dreams.

I hate that men use the sexual use of women as an insult. Tell him if he wants to insult people tell them ‘I’ll let you have a go on my ME if you ask nicely’.

Or call him a father fucker (not the sexist motherfucker).

It’s all a bit unlikely.

The pearl-clutching MN man-haters are out in force.

Guess what, he wasn’t actually offering his wife out for sex.

OP ignore it, if two grown men want to act like children over a parking spot, don’t let it bother you.

You’re fed up with your husbands dispute? You shoUld be absolutely furious about what he said about you!

Yes I would do the same.
In fact I had to do this a few years ago for a while in response to a CF neighbour and it worked .

I have neighbour that does this.

I've had dreams about attacking him.

I can understand your DH, batting l barring that distasteful joke.

That escalated quickly! At first I was thinking the neighbour sounds like a bit of a knob for refusing to park a bit further along to make it easier for you to get out of your drive, and so his van doesn't get knocked. I have no words for your husband's response though. I'm assuming it's not the first inappropriate, sleazy comment he's made about women.

He sounds like a misogynist pig, if he really said that. Also extremely homophobic and possibly lazy; why did he offer YOUR services (as if that were possible and as if it were up to him) and not his own?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-61876925.amp

Anyone remember this? 2 murders over neighbour parking.
Your husband said an appalling, disrespectful thing and is being territorial about territory that isn't his 🤦‍♀️ Be careful this doesn't escalate.

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My advice - next time they start arguing, intervene and tell the neighbour he can have a go on your husband if he stops parking in your way. He doesn't even need to ask nicely. And don't forget to hand him a bottle of lube if you care for your husband even a little bit. Or a very large cucumber if you don't.

Well your definition of what constitutes a joke and passes for banter is very different to mine! Love you to explain where the humour and wit was in this exchange 🙄

This but if you’re a SAHM just get a job ASAP as you can’t be with a man who degrades you likes that one minute longer than necessary

What an utterly revolting thing to say. Is he usually so crass?

He said what??????

I hope this a joke post.

Kindly, I think the man with the van is the lesser of your problems.
If my DH said anything of the kind, he’d be one leg out the door as exH.

Your H offered to let the neighbour fuck you if he asked nicely. How fucking disrespectful and degrading. Like he can offer you out like your his possession. He isn't a knob. He's a disgusting, misogynistic pig.

So the first thing that enters his mind when he’s angry is letting the neighbours have a go on his Mrs? Weird.

Exactly! What a disgusting thing to say and what a disgusting way to speak to another person.

Do you really want this for yourself for the rest of your life? How old are you? That’s potentially another 50 years. If the thought of that makes your heart sink, you can always start preparing to leave. Open a bank account and save for a deposit. If you’re a sahm, think about studying so you can get the best possible income. It might take a while but it means that when you are ready, you don’t have to stay for another two years while you get ready to go.

If my husband said that about me I’d be advertising him on every porn site and applying for divorce.

If he's parking his van legally, then just drop it. Sorry.
Ignore the stress induced gabbage, if possible.

If it’s parked legally and just makes it ‘challenging’ to get on and off the drive, you need to lump it and learn how to park 😂 if it was parked across your drive, that would be a different story!