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Toasted tiger bread with butter and jam...lighthearted.

212 replies

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 18:47

As the title says. Toasted till dark but not burnt tiger bread with lashings of salted butter and a thick spread of extra special strawberry jam. Am I being an unreasonable weirdo with both butter and jam? Or am I a very reasonable buttery jam munching slavery carb muncher? How do you take yours? If you like toast/butter/jam? Or too scared and just toast/jam. 😃

OP posts:
OneNeatBlueOrca · 08/08/2025 10:06

GeorgeMichaelsCat · 08/08/2025 10:04

With garlic butter and cheese. None of this 'jam' nonsense.

Something else for me to try 😋

GeorgeMichaelsCat · 08/08/2025 10:04

With garlic butter and cheese. None of this 'jam' nonsense.

Rosscameasdoody · 08/08/2025 09:55

WalterMittysPuppet · 07/08/2025 22:13

Noooo I'm trying to lose weight you bastards <dribble>

Can I have a day off...

Skip the butter and go for St Dalfour reduced sugar conserve. Expensive, smaller than standard jar, but totally worth it.

pinkpony88 · 08/08/2025 09:31

Jam on its own would seem dry?! You need the butter to moisten the toast. Must be tiptree jam though, or homemade 🥰

BeaLola · 08/08/2025 08:57

Of course toast is buttered before anything goes on top of it - that's the rules !

My faves are Aldi blackcurrant jam next or if in savoury mood a smidge of marmite. Also Aldi maple butter (after normal buttter) on top is a look so pretty damn good.

soupyspoon · 08/08/2025 08:51

WiddlinDiddlin · 08/08/2025 05:15

I can allow that - it feels wrong to me, but if others wish to indulge...

Chocolate spread straight onto naked toast also feels wrong... that I cannot permit. This is a Pro-Butter Regime!

How's everyone feeling about butter - jam - clotted cream on scones?

Its butter, clotted cream and then jam

And I will fight you over this if you disagree.

Outside!!!

WiddlinDiddlin · 08/08/2025 05:15

TaborlinTheGreat · 07/08/2025 20:35

I applaud every one of your points except that tbh I'd quite happily eat buttered toast with chocolate spread!

I can allow that - it feels wrong to me, but if others wish to indulge...

Chocolate spread straight onto naked toast also feels wrong... that I cannot permit. This is a Pro-Butter Regime!

How's everyone feeling about butter - jam - clotted cream on scones?

Safxxx · 07/08/2025 23:42

WalterMittysPuppet · 07/08/2025 22:13

Noooo I'm trying to lose weight you bastards <dribble>

Can I have a day off...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

notatinydancer · 07/08/2025 22:37

Yes , but with butter and RASPBERRY jam 😋

tinytemper66 · 07/08/2025 22:28

I would use raspberry conserve myself…

beachwalkx · 07/08/2025 22:15

jam and cream cheese is my favourite

WalterMittysPuppet · 07/08/2025 22:13

Noooo I'm trying to lose weight you bastards <dribble>

Can I have a day off...

heartsinvisiblefury · 07/08/2025 22:12

Butter and honey on thick white bread - beautiful!

SheepBaaBaa · 07/08/2025 22:11

Oo tiger bread is delicious. My preference is lightly toasted with lots of butter. It doesn't need the jam. It is tasty if its added though.

Needacupofteaandcrackers · 07/08/2025 21:59

Nope toasted with thin spread of butter and quality cheddar….. it’s the only acceptable way

Inchworms · 07/08/2025 21:52

Heavily seeded solid brown bread, clover honey, banana slices, cinnamon. If you’re making a day of it, drizzle of Nutella on top

BreadInCaptivity · 07/08/2025 21:48

Allthegoodhorses · 07/08/2025 19:23

@BreadInCaptivity not sure if this would be your thing but I got a passionfruit and mango curd in Waitrose the other week and it is absolutely divine on toast!

Sounds divine…thank you. Will put on my shopping list!

Youdontseehow · 07/08/2025 21:44

soupyspoon · 07/08/2025 21:12

Try this.

Toast, peanut butter. Grated cheese on top, with chilli flakes on top of that. Melted under the grill

Try that!!

Some great suggestions - I’m on MJ thanks to these sort of treats lol but I’ll defo try in small portions.

I did the Atkins years ago and tiger bread in all its iterations was the only carb I missed!

BebbanburgIsMine · 07/08/2025 21:33

YABVU

Only because I hate butter, and all things dairy, so just the bread (and I very rarely eat bread) and (preferably) homemade Scottish Raspberry Jam.

PeonyPatch · 07/08/2025 21:24

Rosscameasdoody · 07/08/2025 19:55

My best friend loves the thick crust off a fresh unsliced large whole meal loaf, thickly buttered and spread with salad cream. Not mayo. Has to be salad cream.

christ 😨

soupyspoon · 07/08/2025 21:23

NippyNinjaCrab · 07/08/2025 21:18

I can smell that beautiful toasted tiger bread right now!! I love mine with peanut butter and jam on top, or sometimes with peanut butter, a banana and some honey. Bread doesn't agree with my stomach but I bloody love it 😋

Im the same, I cannot really eat bread. I can only tolerate small bits at a time. Massive shame

NippyNinjaCrab · 07/08/2025 21:18

I can smell that beautiful toasted tiger bread right now!! I love mine with peanut butter and jam on top, or sometimes with peanut butter, a banana and some honey. Bread doesn't agree with my stomach but I bloody love it 😋

soupyspoon · 07/08/2025 21:12

Youdontseehow · 07/08/2025 21:03

Ooooh….can I do PB and butter and chilli jam?

Try this.

Toast, peanut butter. Grated cheese on top, with chilli flakes on top of that. Melted under the grill

Try that!!

FlorenceAndTheSewingMachine · 07/08/2025 21:06

Now I have always been very conservative with my conserves, always a strawberry jam girl, raspberry at a push but while in madeira I did something reckless and tried pumpkin jam and omg it was bloody amazing.

Dangermoo · 07/08/2025 21:05

Youdontseehow · 07/08/2025 21:00

Always butter AND peanut butter (wonders why I’m overweight 🤔) or butter and pate and chilli jam/caramelised onion.

😆 🤣 now pate and chilli jam I can buy into! 😋

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