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OLD - it's a new level of grim out there

148 replies

Lazykitten · 06/08/2025 23:49

Just.... vomit (screenshot says it all)

OLD - it's a new level of grim out there
OP posts:
BigOldBlobsy · 07/08/2025 07:15

snackatack · 07/08/2025 00:12

There is a guy who sings tinder messages.. well worth looking up

OLD is grim

I love this guy! There are some bloody awful ones

SparklyGlitterballs · 07/08/2025 07:13

I'd match with him just so I could tell him to fork off.

ChocolateCinderToffee · 07/08/2025 07:07

My honeysuckle just drooped, reading that.

MyHeartyCoralSnail · 07/08/2025 07:03

I think I might have worked with “Chris” lol!

TwistedWonder · 07/08/2025 07:01

Imagine the ‘hilarious’ messages Chris would send to anyone daft enough to match wotb him.

I would guarantee his opening line would involve sorting out your lady garden

Nestingbirds · 07/08/2025 06:59

I have got the perfect place for him in my garden….

<nods toward the patio, shovels at the ready>

🪏

Ihaveonedaughter · 07/08/2025 06:49

snackatack · 07/08/2025 00:12

There is a guy who sings tinder messages.. well worth looking up

OLD is grim

Are you talking about Lewsky? So good and so funny. Look up i have one daughter on YouTube (my username!). Based on a real OLD conversation. Honestly unbelievable.

ThatCyanCat · 07/08/2025 06:48

Now I don't even want to water the hostas.

Kevinbaconsrealwife · 07/08/2025 06:47

Brenda34 · 07/08/2025 00:13

He's going nowhere near my clematis.

😂😂

Needapadlockonmyfridge · 07/08/2025 06:29

Oh, my eyes.
One of many reasons I am very glad to be single and that way.

SecondVerseSameAsThe1st · 07/08/2025 06:28

Katflapkit · 07/08/2025 00:37

I'm going to take a punt and suggest self seeding

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😂🤣😂 Good one!

Flinderskleepers · 07/08/2025 06:19

WaryHiker · 07/08/2025 05:56

The truly sad thing is that there are bound to be women out there who find this sort of thing appealing.

Yes, women who fancy Monty Don or Alan Titchmarsh!

BlueOceanFish · 07/08/2025 06:08

Just be-read my post and I realise in the the contents of this post I’m suggesting he has sex with his mum.

Garrr the whole gardening metaphor has confused me

BlueOceanFish · 07/08/2025 06:07

Let’s face it, Chris (43) only does gardening in his mums garden because that’s where he still lives.

CarrieMoonbeams · 07/08/2025 06:06

Aww c'mon now, surely someone can help Chris with his over-ripe plums?! (Not me though!)

OfficerChurlish · 07/08/2025 06:00

He probably had to consult with all one and a half of his incel friends to make up that hilarious "work a hoe" double entendre. The whole r/nomaam subreddit is going to be giggling over it for years. 🤓👑

WaryHiker · 07/08/2025 05:56

The truly sad thing is that there are bound to be women out there who find this sort of thing appealing.

spoonbillstretford · 07/08/2025 05:56

I feel slightly disappointed in ChatGPT. They can do so much better. 😅

Menopants · 07/08/2025 05:53

Katemax82 · 07/08/2025 05:51

Omg I hope its not the chris I know

We all know Chris on some level

Katemax82 · 07/08/2025 05:51

Omg I hope its not the chris I know

Menopants · 07/08/2025 05:23

snackatack · 07/08/2025 00:12

There is a guy who sings tinder messages.. well worth looking up

OLD is grim

Love him, I love that one of this songs has gone viral. I have ‘yes I have one daughter’ stuck in my head. submityourick Is good and the one that just plays hinge voice notes

BlueEyedBogWitch · 07/08/2025 05:20

Lazykitten · 07/08/2025 00:12

I mean it doesn't even make sense. Why would he be both seed and compost 🤔

Maybe Chris (43) likes being dibbed as well as doing the dibbing?

Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 07/08/2025 05:15

He’s digging a hole for himself.

Highlighta · 07/08/2025 05:11

He is probably wondering why he has no matches. Being so hilarious and all. Sigh

Well I hope he has no matches.

PinchOfVom · 07/08/2025 05:11

Shitmonger · 07/08/2025 01:00

“Male loneliness epidemic” indeed. 🙄😂

indeed - a clear euphemism for male wanking epidemic.