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How to deal with bloody gulls?!

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Seagullhell · 30/07/2025 09:21

Posting in AIBU shamelessly for traffic, sorry, but getting rather desperate for some help!

We moved to our new house earlier this year. Our bedroom is in the extension with a flat roof, upon which, we quickly found out, are nesting seagulls. And OMG, the NOISE 😭

It annoys me a fair amount, but I'm generally capable of going back to sleep after being woken. But it's starting to make my DH ill. He's always been a light sleeper, so when they start up at 4/5am stomping around (it actually sounds like they're dropping rocks), he can't get back to sleep. He works in a high pressure job and has a long commute half the week. It's reached the point where he's called in sick - in nearly 20 years I've known him to do this once, maybe twice.

Since this all started we've discovered he has a B12 deficiency, and he's waiting for an appointment to delve into and hopes to get injections prescribed which we hope will help with the lightness of his sleep generally. But what else can we do?!

He tried sleeping on the sofa - can't sleep. The other rooms are occupied or face a busy main road. He's tried earplugs, but can't sleep in them. He's taking B12 tablets until his docs appointment along with magnesium to help, but they don't seem to do anything.

We've got to the point where we can't help but wonder about just kicking the bloody nest off the roof. We know this is illegal, so we won't, but it's hard watching him reach breaking point and not feeling a bit murderous.

We need tips to get him through the summer where the babies will have flown the nest and we can engage professionals to do something to hopefully prevent them from coming back.

Can anyone suggest any other supplements, aids, remedies etc to help him get better quality sleep until that point?

(Also any suggestions about things that will actually work to get rid of the bastard gulls highly appreciated too!)

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lizzyBennet08 · 30/07/2025 17:11

we had a similar issues with swallows who nested right outside my bedroom window . We had to put up with it for thr first cluthch but when they came back the following year to build in thr same spot we washed off their nest each day. Honestly it took about a month of this before they fecked off. They come back every year and try and start a nest which we also wash away each time but it doesn't seem to take as long for the penny to drop with them.
my sympathies. Guls are practically rodents in my eyes.

Strawberrri · 30/07/2025 17:10

Aren’t the young ones leaving the nest soon?
You could download the Merlin app (birdsong identifier) and play some buzzard or eagle calls which I’m sure would get a reaction. But no point now the young are there but could use it next year to deter them nesting.
But I go to bed about 9.45, asleep by 10.30 and wake at 4-5 am - up at 6 -time to browse social media before starting my day. Surely DH could do similar.

Straightjacketsandroses · 30/07/2025 17:07

I’d be buying a BB gun if it were me. We went to Staithes one year on holiday and those creatures are an absolute menace. I spent the week fantasising about how I’d cull the lot: a huge raft just off the shore covered in bacon and plastic explosive would be my chosen method

Mercurial123 · 30/07/2025 17:07

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 16:22

Foxes are not my concern as they don't scream into the night and combine harvesters are doing a job. I grew up on a farm.

Gulls are a completely different problem. There are too many. It's ridiculous how many there are. I live far away from the coast but they are here constantly crying 24/7. They don't let up even for a minute ! I live 50 miles from the coast. They wake me up all through the night! I don't think I am being unreasonable in asking for a cull

I have noticed when I have spent time in Spain and Italy, on the coast, that this doesn't to be seem a problem. Have noticed gulls but theyre way up above.

Such a MN response. Thankfully there will be no culls.

Mercurial123 · 30/07/2025 17:05

I knew the majority of MN would hate them. I live by the sea, that's part of living here. We invaded their territory. Thankfully I live somewhere where people help the chicks if they fall out their nests and if any of them get injured.

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 17:00

DrPrunesqualer · 30/07/2025 16:56

if you think the dbs are over and above and a health issue again you should contact your council Environmental Health

Although I’m sure you’re aware they don’t take account of non man made noise so won’t do anything anyway but worth a chat perhaps

Thanks for that. And no, the council will not take any notice.

Feel like I might go insane with the noise. It's 24/7. They don't let up!@

DrPrunesqualer · 30/07/2025 16:57

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 30/07/2025 16:55

I have seen something like this...(wait for it!)

...but sometimes a gull can get caught up.in it.

Ugly. I’d pitch that

DrPrunesqualer · 30/07/2025 16:56

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 16:46

No, it's not just a background noise.
Have you checked the actual decibels from a gull? It's way over. And it's not background noise..it's far beyond that.

if you think the dbs are over and above and a health issue again you should contact your council Environmental Health

Although I’m sure you’re aware they don’t take account of non man made noise so won’t do anything anyway but worth a chat perhaps

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 30/07/2025 16:55

I have seen something like this...(wait for it!)

...but sometimes a gull can get caught up.in it.

How to deal with bloody gulls?!
Zempy · 30/07/2025 16:48

They sound like they are playing boulder football! It was year round when I had a flat roof, not just this time of year. They like to stomp.

Only option is to swap rooms with someone on the lower floor, preferably someone who is a heavier sleeper.

Purplebunnie · 30/07/2025 16:47

GasPanic · 30/07/2025 16:25

More than possible.

I had a cherry tree out front. A bit diseased so had to chop down. They used to strip that.

So then they moved round to the plum tree at the back. This year I spent 2 months chasing them off every time they tried to land. They got the message eventually.

Now its plum-arama.

Edit : I feel a bit sorry for them now because they look a bit thin.

Edited

Whatever species of tree we have in the front garden the pigeons have the berries. They have to share with the magpies and the normal garden birds but they get in there. They weigh the branches down so it's quite amusing for us

We also have bird feeders and the pigeons pick the bits the other birds drop so I think they should be doing okay

LaLoba · 30/07/2025 16:46

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 16:42

Sorry
Edit . You have become used to gull screeching at 02:30 [onwards when you are trying to sleep and have to go to work in the morning

Yes. But no matter how many times I or anyone says that, or points out that their numbers are in decline, you’re just going to keep repeating your fixed belief that it’s not so.

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 16:46

DrPrunesqualer · 30/07/2025 16:37

Perhaps talk to your council. Culling won’t happen though

for most of us as a pp noted It’s just background noise we all become used to

No, it's not just a background noise.
Have you checked the actual decibels from a gull? It's way over. And it's not background noise..it's far beyond that.

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 16:42

Sorry
Edit . You have become used to gull screeching at 02:30 [onwards when you are trying to sleep and have to go to work in the morning

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 16:40

You have actually become background gull screeching at 2:30 and then every hour until whatever. I find that hard to imagine?

HTruffle · 30/07/2025 16:39

I’ve not read every post so apologies if already mentioned but b12 is far better absorbed intraorally, ie a spray for the inside of the check rather than digested.

petterflies · 30/07/2025 16:38

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 15:27

No, that is untrue. They are definitely not in decreasing numbers in towns, far away from the coast. This is a myth, perpetuated by conservationists.

It is true- under the Wildlife and Countryside 1981 it’s illegal to disturb nesting and breeding wild birds. Herring gulls are UK red listed and Lesser black backs are amber listed.

DrPrunesqualer · 30/07/2025 16:37

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 16:22

Foxes are not my concern as they don't scream into the night and combine harvesters are doing a job. I grew up on a farm.

Gulls are a completely different problem. There are too many. It's ridiculous how many there are. I live far away from the coast but they are here constantly crying 24/7. They don't let up even for a minute ! I live 50 miles from the coast. They wake me up all through the night! I don't think I am being unreasonable in asking for a cull

I have noticed when I have spent time in Spain and Italy, on the coast, that this doesn't to be seem a problem. Have noticed gulls but theyre way up above.

Perhaps talk to your council. Culling won’t happen though

for most of us as a pp noted It’s just background noise we all become used to

How to deal with bloody gulls?!
How to deal with bloody gulls?!
Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 16:37

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 30/07/2025 16:32

I live in Sheffield.

Theyve been playing havoc on the local secondary school for 20 years.

The ignorance is woeful.

I suspect conservationists who live in a bubble absolutely away from anyway near any flock of gulls. Probably a moor somewhere.

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 16:33

LostVagueness25 · 30/07/2025 16:28

At Glastonbury this year my caravan was right in the middle of the festival and it was so noisy at night you wouldn’t believe. A friend gave me some ear plugs made from wax that you mould to your ears and they completely blocked out all sound, there was total silence, so much better than other types of ear plugs I’ve used.

Haven't tried anything that cuts through gull noise unfortunately. Will try that though thanks.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 30/07/2025 16:32

DrPrunesqualer · 30/07/2025 15:47

If you live near the coast perhaps it’s not for you.

I live in Sheffield.

Theyve been playing havoc on the local secondary school for 20 years.

LostVagueness25 · 30/07/2025 16:28

At Glastonbury this year my caravan was right in the middle of the festival and it was so noisy at night you wouldn’t believe. A friend gave me some ear plugs made from wax that you mould to your ears and they completely blocked out all sound, there was total silence, so much better than other types of ear plugs I’ve used.

Terrribletwos · 30/07/2025 16:28

MidnightMeltdown · 30/07/2025 16:24

Says everything about the sort of person you are

No it doesn't
Have you actually lived beside them?

HelpMeGetThrough · 30/07/2025 16:28

0LIVESANDWINE · 30/07/2025 16:04

My lovely Stephen

I’d be scaring that little fucker away if it came in my garden.

GasPanic · 30/07/2025 16:26

0LIVESANDWINE · 30/07/2025 16:04

My lovely Stephen

They look evil with a really beady eye.