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Original poster

To HATE the word fart and just wish people would stop!!

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GospelOakCloak · 09/07/2025 19:40

Using this world all the time ! There’s no need !!

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Original poster
GospelOakCloak · 09/07/2025 19:51

Yeoldlondoncheese · 09/07/2025 19:45

What would you prefer?

Passing gas
breaking wind
flatulence
tooting

😂

Pretending it doesn’t even exist !!

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Original poster
GospelOakCloak · 09/07/2025 19:51

Ilikeblacklabsandicannotlie · 09/07/2025 19:43

What alternative is deemed acceptable by you? YABVU by the way.

None I talk about other subjects Proust and pretend such a phenomenon doesn’t exist

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Parky04 · 09/07/2025 19:50

You can't beat a good fart whilst having a wank!

Dodeedoo · 09/07/2025 19:50

Anyone like the smell of their own farts???

GingersOwner26 · 09/07/2025 19:50

My dad married a woman who used to say “wooftie” instead. Fart was much less irritating.

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GospelOakCloak · 09/07/2025 19:47

KitsyWitsy · 09/07/2025 19:43

I hate the word ‘wank’ as well. Horrible.

Agreed

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WhySoManySocks · 09/07/2025 19:47

Rotten air fizzler?

Original poster
GospelOakCloak · 09/07/2025 19:47

Cushionseams · 09/07/2025 19:42

💨

🤣🤣

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GospelOakCloak · 09/07/2025 19:46

CalliopeAthena · 09/07/2025 19:41

This

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Grin
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Dearg · 09/07/2025 19:45

Well it’s not my favourite word ( at the moment rambunctious is doing it for me), but ‘ breaking wind’ is a bit twee.

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GospelOakCloak · 09/07/2025 19:45

BallerinaRadio · 09/07/2025 19:41

Well I mean you're just adding to the usage by posting it here

True enough that’s the irony I suppose

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Yeoldlondoncheese · 09/07/2025 19:45

What would you prefer?

Passing gas
breaking wind
flatulence
tooting

😂

Original poster
GospelOakCloak · 09/07/2025 19:44

Coolpotatoface · 09/07/2025 19:40

FARTY FART FART

I’m too precious for farting just stop Grin

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Ilikeblacklabsandicannotlie · 09/07/2025 19:43

What alternative is deemed acceptable by you? YABVU by the way.

KitsyWitsy · 09/07/2025 19:43

I hate the word ‘wank’ as well. Horrible.

Cushionseams · 09/07/2025 19:42

💨

BallerinaRadio · 09/07/2025 19:41

Well I mean you're just adding to the usage by posting it here

CalliopeAthena · 09/07/2025 19:41

Coolpotatoface · 09/07/2025 19:40

FARTY FART FART

This

Coolpotatoface · 09/07/2025 19:40

FARTY FART FART