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momtoboys · 09/07/2025 19:19

Posting here because of the previous thread about thong bikinis. Now let me point out that in NO time in my life have I had the figure to wear a thong bikini. I have nothing against them but I do wonder what the appeal is. If you are proud of your body and want to show off as much of it as possible, I get that. I can also understand wearing thong knickers for the no line look. But why wear a thong bikini? Is it cooler (as in temperature)? If it more comfortable than a normal bikini? Is it easier to swim in? You want your fanny tanned? I am asking a sincere question.

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momtoboys · 10/07/2025 09:07

I have in knickers but that was in the anti line under trousers issue and for date nights!

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Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 10/07/2025 07:42

Add me to the 'can't bear the feeling of a thong' group! I've tried, but after five minutes (and yes, I've tried all types) I'm groping at my arse like a monkey picking grapes. Hate the feeling.

I've got a great arse, but at over 60 I don't really feel as though the general viewing public needs to see my buttocks. I've no real objection to others wearing thongs if they want to, as long as those same buttocks aren't being rubbed in my face. So to speak.

Ginmonkeyagain · 10/07/2025 07:36

I don't as swimwear for me is about exactly that, for swimming and prancing around in skimpy bikinis is - well - a bit basic.

Also who needs a tanned arse - where are you taking your tanned arse?

I have never considered it as I don't generally work to "get a tan" not being keen on the whole premature ageing/risk of skin cancer thing.

Clafoutie · 10/07/2025 07:23

TheSilentSister · 09/07/2025 23:11

Ah, reminds me of Jim Royale - I paid a quid for these pants and I've got 50p stuck up my arse! And that's what thongs feel like, uncomfortable. Best kept for the bourdoir.

😆

Clafoutie · 10/07/2025 07:21

Coolpotatoface · 09/07/2025 19:39

Have you never in your life wore a thong before?

No. Oh dear, do I need to add that to my list of ways I may be odd? 🤔

GlastoNinja · 10/07/2025 06:50

Coolpotatoface · 09/07/2025 20:35

🤣 I guess not everyone enjoys boring vanilla sex.

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Yeah, cos anything other than that is boring 🤣🤣

RobertaFirmino · 09/07/2025 23:36

I'm not a fan. Tried, didn't like. Bog standard triangle bikini for me.

Waitingfordoggo · 09/07/2025 23:32

yeehawl · 09/07/2025 23:17

Because who cares!!!! You sound like your grandmothers.

I don’t think it’s a generational thing- and no need to be ageist. My MIL who is nearly 80 wears thongs (though not thong bikinis as far as I know) I am 47 and I generally do not. (I actually wear them daily under my gym kit because full briefs under Lycra give me a silhouette that I don’t like and I’m on show as I’m teaching classes). I hate them though and can’t wait to swap them for apple catchers once I’m home and showered.

Isitreallysohard · 09/07/2025 23:24

ouch321 · 09/07/2025 23:13

Are you confusing thongs with a different type of undies?

Because your genitals aren't on show in a thong bikini /knickers. Yes your arse is but at the front they look like normal bikini bottoms.

In any event they're as trashy as trashy can be... no exceptions.

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Not always, some people have extremely tiny ones and it leaves nothing to the imagination. Tbh those are obscene 🌮 🤢
Google micro thong bikini

mummysmagicmedicine · 09/07/2025 23:19
  1. achieve a better tan
  2. ive worked so hard on my body for it to look how it does and to love it so I will wear what makes me feel sexy
yeehawl · 09/07/2025 23:17

Because who cares!!!! You sound like your grandmothers.

IzzyHandsIsMySpiritAnimal · 09/07/2025 23:17

I'd assume it's for a more even/overall tan.
It's not something I'd be happy to wear as I don't really like showing my body off - for me or for anyone else. But I wouldn't judge anyone else for it.
I've worn thong underwear before in clothing where otherwise I'd have had a vpl, so in that respect, it's not wildly different.

ouch321 · 09/07/2025 23:13

momtoboys · 09/07/2025 19:19

Posting here because of the previous thread about thong bikinis. Now let me point out that in NO time in my life have I had the figure to wear a thong bikini. I have nothing against them but I do wonder what the appeal is. If you are proud of your body and want to show off as much of it as possible, I get that. I can also understand wearing thong knickers for the no line look. But why wear a thong bikini? Is it cooler (as in temperature)? If it more comfortable than a normal bikini? Is it easier to swim in? You want your fanny tanned? I am asking a sincere question.

Are you confusing thongs with a different type of undies?

Because your genitals aren't on show in a thong bikini /knickers. Yes your arse is but at the front they look like normal bikini bottoms.

In any event they're as trashy as trashy can be... no exceptions.

Discoprincess6 · 09/07/2025 23:12

Pivilepivling · 09/07/2025 19:53

I passed a cyclist yesterday and he was wearing very thin lycra with a thong underneath. I needed eye bleach.

Omgggggg!!!!!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

TheSilentSister · 09/07/2025 23:11

Ah, reminds me of Jim Royale - I paid a quid for these pants and I've got 50p stuck up my arse! And that's what thongs feel like, uncomfortable. Best kept for the bourdoir.

Fundayout2025 · 09/07/2025 23:11

YodasHairyButt · 09/07/2025 19:42

I did once, for about 10 minutes. Most annoying thing I’ve ever had in my arse crack 🤣

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Yeah I find them bloody uncomfortable as well

Discoprincess6 · 09/07/2025 23:10

YodasHairyButt · 09/07/2025 19:42

I did once, for about 10 minutes. Most annoying thing I’ve ever had in my arse crack 🤣

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Hahahaha this comment cheered me up!

VictoriaEra · 09/07/2025 23:09

Coolpotatoface · 09/07/2025 23:06

You should try it. One might say a thong might release the stick up one’s arse.

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Amazing reach and wildly inaccurate. .

Coolpotatoface · 09/07/2025 23:06

VictoriaEra2 · 09/07/2025 22:54

Hi. I’ve lived through a lot. In many ways. Thongs would not be on my list of ways to demonstrate I’m ‘living’

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You should try it. One might say a thong might release the stick up one’s arse.

Iwanttoliveonamountain · 09/07/2025 23:06

I think arses must have seriously evolved over the last 30 years.

comealongdobbeh · 09/07/2025 23:04

TourdeFrance2025 · 09/07/2025 19:41

'Do you want your fanny tanned'

are you considering wearing one back to front?

😂😂😂

Isitreallysohard · 09/07/2025 23:04

Coolpotatoface · 09/07/2025 23:03

Why not? Some lesbians like arses. Not everything women do is for the attention of men 😁

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Fair call! 😁

Coolpotatoface · 09/07/2025 23:03

Isitreallysohard · 09/07/2025 22:47

I was going to add lesbians, but even if it might get the attention of lesbians, I don't think it's been worn to get the attention of lesbians 😜

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Why not? Some lesbians like arses. Not everything women do is for the attention of men 😁

Icanttakethisanymore · 09/07/2025 22:59

VictoriaEra2 · 09/07/2025 22:55

Never.

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Wow. I’m genuinely surprised. I don’t wear them exclusively but I’ve worn them
a lot because it’s often just easier in terms of not needing to worry about a VPL.

40andlovelife · 09/07/2025 22:56

No. It’s where your shit comes from and no one needs to see that

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