Do Ladybirds have willies? (Lighthearted)

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mygrandchildrenrock · 05/07/2025 15:49

Having just pegged my washing out, ladybirds came swarming all over it. Each item of clothing had 3-6 ladybirds on. It made me think about washing being left out overnight and the horror that spider might ‘wipe their willies’ all over it!
YABU -Will my washing be safe
YBNBU -Will I have to re-wash it?!

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B1anche · 05/07/2025 16:41

tilypu · 05/07/2025 16:38

I'm not sure.

Barnacles are renowned for the length of theirs though, if that's any help?

Thanks. I now have "Do barnacles have long penises" on my Google search history.

Bridport · 05/07/2025 16:41

Initially I thought your washing would be absolutely fine, but having seen the detailed genitals diagram I have changed my mind.

You should double bag your laundry and take it immediately to your local tip where it can be disposed of safely.

MoominUnderWater · 05/07/2025 16:39

They do, even ants do.

most insects have a “lock and key” type genitals so they can’t accidentally mate with a different type of insect. So a male ladybird penis will only fit into a female ladybird. And an ant couldn’t have sex with a ladybird.

tilypu · 05/07/2025 16:38

I'm not sure.

Barnacles are renowned for the length of theirs though, if that's any help?

Springflowersyay · 05/07/2025 16:37

Yes! Here are some pictures of them (different species)

Do Ladybirds have willies? (Lighthearted)

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mygrandchildrenrock · 05/07/2025 16:34

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 05/07/2025 16:32

I would think that the name 'ladybird' would mean that they don't, but then maybe the 'trans thing' has now been picked up by the insect world...🤔

Hmm, I hadn’t thought of that, but how do ladybirds have baby ladybirds if some of them aren’t men!

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TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 05/07/2025 16:32

I would think that the name 'ladybird' would mean that they don't, but then maybe the 'trans thing' has now been picked up by the insect world...🤔

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