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Am I a “psychopath?” (Light hearted)

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GalacticBuscuit · 01/07/2025 19:56

My friend’s DD has just called me a “psychopath” because she has discovered that I butter hot dog buns when serving/eating hotdogs (The ones from the glass jars made of god knows what…)

My other friends present also think this is strange.

Please tell me that I’m not the only one!

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alexalisten · 02/07/2025 00:29

angelikacpickles · 02/07/2025 00:28

I'm sure it tastes fine, but I have never heard of anyone doing it before.

Try it next time because its so much better

angelikacpickles · 02/07/2025 00:28

I'm sure it tastes fine, but I have never heard of anyone doing it before.

MoonWoman69 · 02/07/2025 00:26

Ha ha! I had hot dogs tonight, but the gorgeous fresh Aldi smoked ones. I didn't actually butter the rolls, I usually do. But I made lots of caramalised fried onions, then slathered that in ketchup and American mustard! I didn't actually miss the butter this time! But I also butter burger buns and scones with jam and cream! 😋

alexalisten · 01/07/2025 22:41

Silsatrip · 01/07/2025 22:38

Serious question...do you butter burger buns too?

Yes absolutely

Silsatrip · 01/07/2025 22:38

Serious question...do you butter burger buns too?

MauriceTheMussel · 01/07/2025 22:32

I’m reporting all of you.

alexalisten · 01/07/2025 22:06

Crunchienuts · 01/07/2025 21:32

I’ve never done it but I guess it would be a bit like a bacon roll where the bacon makes the butter go all melty and delicious.

Its exactly the same and mixed in with the ketchup 😋

Pleaseshutthefuckup · 01/07/2025 21:33

GalacticBuscuit · 01/07/2025 19:56

My friend’s DD has just called me a “psychopath” because she has discovered that I butter hot dog buns when serving/eating hotdogs (The ones from the glass jars made of god knows what…)

My other friends present also think this is strange.

Please tell me that I’m not the only one!

Eh?? Doesn't everyone do this? 😆 Tastes loads better!

Crunchienuts · 01/07/2025 21:32

I’ve never done it but I guess it would be a bit like a bacon roll where the bacon makes the butter go all melty and delicious.

Mymanyellow · 01/07/2025 21:29

That’s nothing. Someone at work butters wraps.

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GalacticBuscuit · 01/07/2025 21:19

Createausername1970 · 01/07/2025 20:31

Nothing wrong with that OP and strangely we had a similar conversation earlier this evening in our household.

I buttered my scone before adding the jam and cream.

Not getting into the "jam or cream on first" debate, that way lies madness and a military standoff.

But what about the butter.....

I butter scones before I apply the jam and cream too!

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nopenotplaying · 01/07/2025 21:04

I do this, and then add ketchup too 🌭 I like the squishy bread when the butter melts

Rooroobear · 01/07/2025 21:02

I’m a weirdo with this. Always, always butter the rolls, then I put mushy peas on then hot dog and then mayo and ketchup on top. Delicious

alexalisten · 01/07/2025 20:54

itsgettingweird · 01/07/2025 20:35

You’re a psychopath because you only butter them and haven’t mentioned adding the compulsory salad cream Grin

What 😲

itsgettingweird · 01/07/2025 20:35

You’re a psychopath because you only butter them and haven’t mentioned adding the compulsory salad cream Grin

alexalisten · 01/07/2025 20:33

Createausername1970 · 01/07/2025 20:31

Nothing wrong with that OP and strangely we had a similar conversation earlier this evening in our household.

I buttered my scone before adding the jam and cream.

Not getting into the "jam or cream on first" debate, that way lies madness and a military standoff.

But what about the butter.....

I butter scones to.

Summerhillsquare · 01/07/2025 20:32

Psychopathy would be serving them in brioche buns. It's cake...pure madness.

Holiday24 · 01/07/2025 20:32

I butter my hotdog rolls too!

(and scones!)

Createausername1970 · 01/07/2025 20:31

Nothing wrong with that OP and strangely we had a similar conversation earlier this evening in our household.

I buttered my scone before adding the jam and cream.

Not getting into the "jam or cream on first" debate, that way lies madness and a military standoff.

But what about the butter.....

BastardesEverywhere · 01/07/2025 20:30

Yes, your friends dd is right.

ohyesido · 01/07/2025 20:29

@DiamondThrone MAYO? I’m calling the police

Cattery · 01/07/2025 20:29

alexalisten · 01/07/2025 20:27

You are the heat from the sausage and onions melts the butter its beautiful

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🌭🥰

alexalisten · 01/07/2025 20:28

DiamondThrone · 01/07/2025 20:26

That's what mayo and ketchup are for.

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Mayo on a hotdog 🌭 now thats psychopathic behaviour

alexalisten · 01/07/2025 20:27

Cattery · 01/07/2025 20:09

Never crossed my mind to butter hot dog rolls. I think I’ve been missing out 🌭

You are the heat from the sausage and onions melts the butter its beautiful

DiamondThrone · 01/07/2025 20:26

Jackiepumpkinhead · 01/07/2025 20:06

I’m a psychopath too. It’s all too dry and squeaky otherwise.

That's what mayo and ketchup are for.

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