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Neighbour wooing?

39 replies

Galzon · 24/06/2025 19:45

The guy who lives next door constantly makes a “wooing” sound. It is the most grating sound and the fact he has a wife and she hasn’t got the ick from it is frankly beyond belief.

From just typing this he’s shouted it out twice at the tv. I hate them anyway so nothing I can do but moan on here.

Surely though if you had a partner that sat watching tv and constantly shouted out “WOOO” every 2 minutes would you not tell them to shut the fuck up?

OP posts:
mumofoneAlonebutokay · 24/06/2025 20:03

I cant imagine this wooing sound, op 😄

Like a 'woohoo'?

TomatoSandwiches · 24/06/2025 20:00

You need to start booing every woo.

Zone2NorthLondon · 24/06/2025 20:00

Shatteredallthetimelately · 24/06/2025 19:54

Buy an air horn and everytime you hear a "woo"...give it a blast.

I like this suggestion

ThisOchreScroller · 24/06/2025 19:59

I don't get it. What sort of woo? As if he's watching sport, or going down a rollercoaster drop, or has a speech issue where he does it spontaneously?

Iamtarticus · 24/06/2025 19:56

Is the woo like a owl hooting sound, or woo to rhyme with who?

Shatteredallthetimelately · 24/06/2025 19:54

Buy an air horn and everytime you hear a "woo"...give it a blast.

AlpacaMittens · 24/06/2025 19:52

ReproachfulOwl · 24/06/2025 19:49

Oh, I thought this was going to be about an amorous neighbour paying court to you.

I thought it was going to be the OP asking for advice about how to keep the peace with a difficult neighbour 😂

BankHolidayMonday · 24/06/2025 19:52

MedievalNun · 24/06/2025 19:51

Well I have misophonia so if hubs had started doing this, I’d be serving 25 to life 😹

Seriously, ‘woooing’?? Could you moo’ or ‘miaow’ back??

😂😂

that

MedievalNun · 24/06/2025 19:51

Well I have misophonia so if hubs had started doing this, I’d be serving 25 to life 😹

Seriously, ‘woooing’?? Could you moo’ or ‘miaow’ back??

vodkaredbullgirl · 24/06/2025 19:50

Scary 😆

reinforcementz · 24/06/2025 19:49

I love a woo thread

ReproachfulOwl · 24/06/2025 19:49

Oh, I thought this was going to be about an amorous neighbour paying court to you.

Iamtarticus · 24/06/2025 19:48

A frog he would a-wooing go,
Heigh ho! says Rowley,
A frog he would a-wooing go,
Whether his mother would let him or no.
With a rowley, powley*, gammon, and spinach,
Heigh ho! says Anthony Rowley.

Zone2NorthLondon · 24/06/2025 19:48

I’d surely fucking beat him with a cudgel
Woo that ya bam