Next door sex noises with kids in house

You are a saint for going into that particular job. I just thought I'd thank you for being so.....well I first thought of brave, but I don't mean that in a negative way. Perhaps self-sacrificing is a better word. We need a lot more social workers, but it is a very tough job attempting to tidy up other people's chaotic lives.

100% contact both SS and RSPCA. A monkey shouldn't be living in s house like that.

Something doesn't have to be illegal to be harmful.
Are you defending having noisy sex within earshot of children, because that (and potentially you) are bloody dodgy.

Jealous? Christ, how grim is your life that you think that sort of behaviour is something to envy

https://www.cps.gov.uk/crime-info/sexual-offences

According to which law?

I would probably report the fact that they have a pet monkey to the RSPCA. There's virtually no way they meet the requirements for keeping one - and definitely it should not be left to roam the house. And they might also have to report to social services if there's an issue with it roaming free and kids, so you'd get a 2 for 1. It will also become de facto illegal to keep one in a domestic setting from next year, so the RSPCA will probably want to know about that.

My ex best friend had social services called on suspicion of her being a “prositithe” they rang rang her she caimed it was malicious then her kids got beat up by. A man they watched for a year then left then her middle broke they visited then left I and someone else recently called due to her living with 5 men this year social services deemed as malicious. I don’t know if it’s just my area but social services didn’t investigate once about the men and infact I was told she was alllowed a sex life and to have friends. Honestly at a loss on what to do myself but I doubt one phonecall on loud sex nausea would do anything (although it should)

I want to add when I first started reading I thought crazy I used to live in a flat and on a evening you could often hear sex from other couples (I’m a single mum so felt weird listening) but hearing it’s all day everyday is very differentt.

The children are probably mentally scarred

Because presumably the children see teachers, other people out and about, family members who can also have an interest in their care.

The monkey might be kept in the cage with no outside involvement whatsoever.

Nothing we've heard about the owner makes you think she should be in charge of a gnat, let alone an intelligent, caged primate - or children.

Oh please OP report this today. These seemingly minor details could be the final piece of the puzzle or a trigger for SS to intervene. Safeguarding is EVERYONE'S responsibility and ANY concerns should be reported. You don't need proof or to even be certain - that's for the trained professionals to determine. What you do need to do is alert someone to a concern. If your gut is saying 'this doesn't seem right' then report it.

The odd noisy sex session whilst I don't think is appropriate isn't a red flag nor is a messy house or shouty parents but this clearly isn't right and the fact you're asking means it's time to report.

Exactly. Also, what happens when the kids want a snack or need the loo or something and so go back inside?

If you're having sex loud enough for the neighbours to hear, then you're having sex loud enough for your children in the same house/garden to hear.

The children aren't caged.

I agree i thinks it's inconsiderate at best and fucking rude and ignorant. Why should anyone else have to hear that?

Asleep in the next room is a million miles away from wide awake with all the windows open.

It's concerning you don't know that.

Why do people care more about the monkey than the children?

The poor monkey, it's so cruel to keep a lone one. Poor thing must be miserable. You should report to RSPCA or equivalent. Also it's not good that the children aren't in school. I'm sure the school has flagged this but I would definitely report to social services just in case. They can't ever prove that it's you.

Firstly, I would report her for having a pet monkey. The poor thing needs to be in a sanctuary.

Secondly, I'd tell her to pipe down with sex noises - totally controllable so she has no excuse.

Thirdly, I'd keep chasing the report about the monkey until it was collected.

Having sex where children can see or hear you, is sexual abuse.

Unfortunately it is still legal to keep primates as pets BUT it will effectively become illegal from 6 April 2026, when people will only get a licence if the care is zoo-level quality.
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/keeping-primates-as-pets-banned#:~:text=The%20measures%20come%20into%20force%20from%206%20April%202026

You can still report it to the RSPCA though - they lobbied to make it illegal, so they're very likely to be interested.

Yep I would report the whole lot. I'm generally a 'nose out' person but there's a whole lot in there that children shouldn't be dealing with. People behaving as if it's normal to have loud sex in earshot of your teenage children are fucking at it.

I really wanted a pet monkey growing up but it’s not fair on them to be enclosed

Honestly I would report to SS. Those poor children.

I would also report them to an animal welfare service. The poor monkey in a cage!

Let social services know. Sounds like there’s a lot of issues in that house and it’s not fair on the kids

Can you report a welfare concern for the monkey please? That’s my paramount concern.