Silly things that give you the rage

Ohhh. Never seen that! Will go look!

I think it might be fair to say though, that the people with vagina/uterus/breasts, vulva, and people who menstruate is said a lot more though. (I hear it more anyway.)

Thansk Doggie!

😂 Sounds about right! 😆

Ground = outdoors
Floor = indoors

When women wear those long sleeved, baggy tops they pull over their hands and you can only see their long, manicured fingernails. And they are holding on to those sleeves with their fingers so it’s not like the sleeves just randomly hang over the hands, they actually hide their hands on purpose. Is it like a security blanket thing or something? I don’t actually notice this on normal, natural, short nails, but the stupid, manicured, long witch-like nails peeping out just irritates me for some reason.

It is an art, learned and perfected, even with a suitcase in hand.

When people don’t put their weights away after their done at the gym
Our intern responds with ‘huh’ rather than ‘pardon’ or ‘please can you repeat that?’ It reminds me of my 4 year old and the urge not to correct the intern is hard

@BunnyLake

"I never sneeze less than three times in a row, that’s my normal number."

Lightweight! 😉

I never sneeze less than three times in a row, that’s my normal number. I didn’t even realise I sneezed loudly until my son asked why I was such a loud sneezer (had no idea).

Not at rush hour on the Victoria Line. Last week guards had to get involved as people were telling the woman next to me that there was space and trying to push her further in. She was about six months pregnant so no amount of shoving is going to make that into an ‘art’

There's mostly always space in the tube though.
It's an art.

Hearing or reading the words belly or meal (I will only forgive pork belly in food context). 😡

If I get a chill on my arms it can trigger a fit of multiple sneezes, sometimes a dozen or more. My dad's the same; maybe it's hereditary. It certainly isn't voluntary.

Guilty on both counts 🫣

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You've got be thinking now though...could they really give 110%? I think it's only a matter of time when one of The Twats Apprentices says "Lord Sugar, you shouldn't fire me, I give 110% to 'evvery-fink' I do, and by that I mean I give 100% all the time and me nan comes in to help me for a couple of hours on a 'Furs-day' morning".

@goingroundthebendatthisrateyes I was meaning apprentice candidates - I should have been more specific but even typing it gave me the rage 🤣

people who say 110% (there’s no such fucking thing!!!)

In terms of The Apprentice candidates giving 110% (or indeed any figure over 100), I agree. But in terms of a measured increase / decrease of something, 110% would be a thing, if that was the difference.

It is! It's a Gen Z word (apparently) not a misspell of biased.

• people who say 110% (there’s no such fucking thing!!!)
• backpacks worn on the front
•English shops/bars refusing Scottish bank notes
Nose pickers in cars or trains or anywhere (I could kill them)
my neighbour who reported her cleaner to the authorities because she found out she claimed benefits but who blithely a week earlier that her husband had managed to put their summer holidays through as a business expense because he had one meeting there in a fortnight - grrrrrr !
• people who talk with their mouth full

never hear MEN referred to as people with penises!

You should google that then. One NHS site I just looked at stated "Anyone with a penis..."

Right well I can only say for Amazon but prob same for Evri

the only way you can clear down a delivery without taking your phone with you to the customers door is to select the “handed to resident” category - if you select any other like wheelie bin etc you have to take a photo so need the phone

basically they are too lazy to keep removing phone from cradle in car and taking it with - or are sending a passenger to “fling” the parcel over the gate or wherever while they drive - it makes deliveries much quicker

At our house, "Left behind the wheelie bin" is delivery driver speak for could be anywhere at the front, side, back of house, on the drive, stuffed in a bunker, could be actually be behind one of our four wheelie bins, or between them, maybe even inside one! It's Hunt The Parcel time!

Three more things I hate...

I HATE it when people say something has - or is - being 'dropped' ... instead of being released or shown.

'Sabrina's Carpenter's new single drops on the 30th of June.'

'Drop a photo of your cats on the thread.'

'The new season of Stranger Things drops on Netflix in September!'

ARGH!

'It's giving...'

Pretty young woman wears 1950s style summer dress. 'It's giving Sandy from Grease.'

Man wears leather trousers in the heat. 'It's giving Ross from Friends.'

Someone lies through their teeth and makes out the other person is imagining it... 'It's giving gaslighting.'

Pregnant people, people with uteruses, people who menstruate, people with vaginas! 😠 I never hear MEN referred to as people with penises!

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Ah, fair enough. I was thinking you meant he needed to go-in for an i-phone.

Yes please! In honesty I always just assumed they either couldn't be bothered or just didn't want to talk to anyone - relatable 😅