Hell is a terraced house with a hot tub, bar and outdoor tv.

Thank you!

Exactly what I thought. Leave them to it. We’ve had shitty, noisy neighbours over the years. It can make life miserable. I used to dread coming home and weekends but things changed eventually. I dread my neighbours moving now.

Can you go on zoopla or Rightmove and try and find out the land lord it’s rented through? I’d be blasting load music at 7am and making as much noise as I could.
report the council.
put carpet grip on the top of the fence so next time they climb over the spike there hands!

That is a fair warning if so

Sounds bad op, not sure what I’d do such bad luck to face it

??? No it’s not!

It is funny though.

And Black Lace. Or Spitting Image's Chicken Song on repeat...

You think OP should live as though she was deaf, because society's dross has moved in next door?

Play Wagner's Ring Cycle if you need to choose classical music. It is truly awful (unless you're into that sort of thing) and very heavy and laborious. Goes on for hours too.

I had similar neighbours during lockdown. it drives you insane. I have some probably unethical suggestions

You could try to ruin their hot tub fun by creating anchovy ice cubes and lobbing them into the garden/hottub to make it all fishy?

I assume the poster above is talking about an infrasound generator which will make them feel horrible for no apparent reason - like the garden is haunted!

There’s also this for teens, https://mosquitoloiteringsolutions.com , but again it’s not necessarily ethical

There should be a section in their tenancy agreement about not causing problems with the neighbours, so if you can find out who the landlord is, you can report their behaviour to him.

I'll ask dh what he did as it's not a device in itself, but a small system. He gets back a bit later.

I vote for you getting the biggest outdoor speakers you can get and blasting out Enya, Kenny G, Michael Bolton and The Venga Boys

This sounds awful - I do feel for you. I agree that the ray of hope is the other neighbours beginning to respond. If you are able to speak to a few of them you may feel less alone with this and able to co-ordinate any response, if they seem sensible in their approach.

Do you think any of this might be revenge for you (quite reasonably) calling the police or is this just a household that just don't give a crap about their effect on others? This would affect my response - ignore and hope they get tired of it if first, but complain if second.

The mosquito and universal remote are great ideas. Storing those up myself for future use!

I'd be committing murder. You need to move. Scum won't change. 💐

These days people are so selfish with all their garden paraphernalia. bring back the days when it was a deckchair, a push mower, and kids just playing ball who were told to shut up if they got noisy.
the trouble is they are enjoying themselves and do not give a toss about anyone else; they seem like that through and through
If you ring the police, you risk retribution, but does the council have a department that deals with noise nuisance? I think they do, and often they set up cameras to record things. I know if it was HA, it would be eviction, but I think they must be able to do something.
I'm sorry not be able to suggest anything else, but just to day you have my sympathy.__

Thin the heard 😂

We had this for a while (neighbour rented their house out for the summer to a perpetual party).

1. If you don't have children yourself, try a mosquito alarm. Silent to most adults, very annoying to teens.
2. A gadget I bought on Amazon called "tvBgone". It turns any television off when you press the button - it was about a tenner at the time. This stopped the garden television as they assume there was problem with it. It's a marvellous device and I have also used to to great effect turning off those loud infomercial televisions you get in diy shops near the long queues.

Try to nudge them indoors, then nudge them to keep their windows closed. And goodness don't call the police when they fight - let natural selection thin the herd.

I’m more for a less confrontational approach when it comes to these types.

I would secretly film them and find out who the LL is and pass on the footage. I would also purchase a universal remote control and constantly turn off their tv.

I didn’t say they are but you can’t turn your garden into drinking den party venue it’s plain idiotic.

start chatting to other neighbours, find out if they would join you in making a complaint to council, council can contact landlord about complaints.
Get as much evidence as possible ie loud music abusive language, ect.
Have cameras on back of house to pick up these.
That device that omits a high frequency noise that someone else mentioned on here sounds like a great idea and the universal remote to turn tv off....they will think it's broke lol.
Best of luck I hope you can find out who the landlord is, they need to know so hopefully they will give them notice to quit 🙏

Wagner, Philip Glass, Stockhausen

Melvyn Bragg “In Our Time” on a loop

Urgh... poor you. Can you get a WiFi blocker a la burglars stopping Ring doorbells?

Otherwise I think Mozart sounds a great idea. One of his operas... maybe Don Giovanni; nice and light for a summer evening. That'll really fuck them up.

Actually our elderly neighbour was a nightmare, she would fall asleep listening to radio 4 on full volume, with her windows open.
Classic FM belting out whilst she was gardening outside.
We'd ask her to tone it down and she would bless her, but her cognitive problems meant that after a day she would forget that we'd ever asked.

It is snobby to assume that the only people who could possibly act like "selfish morons" are private or council tenants.

It’s not snobby to expect people to act like civilised human beings instead of selfish morons