Hell is a terraced house with a hot tub, bar and outdoor tv.

Yep. Never wrestle with pigs.
Sorry, op. It must be awful.

Is that similar to fox deterrents? Younger ears can hear them and they're apparently extremely annoying. (Used to live near a house with a fox deterrent in my 20s and my partner could hear it and I (slightly older) couldn't).

It's nothing to do with class though. If they were playing loud opera music, watching loud documentaries on the outdoor telly and holding posh parties out there with chaps with booming voices wearing yellow trousers and ladies in fascinators getting hysterical on champagne, it would still be upsetting and annoying.

Amazingly, even upper class people can be inconsiderate fuckers.

Have some empathy - the poor OP is on her knees. Easy to be liberal when you don’t have to deal with it

Water your garden with a hose and very, very poor aim

Not if she wants to move - all has to be disclosed to buyer

Any other classist digs you'd like to add into your post? Butlins, primitive life form, there must be more. Maybe something about universal credit?

So does that comment.

You can report them to the council even if they own their house, and there's a Noise App you can get for your phone to record the noise as evidence and times etc.

You shouldn't have to put up with such ignorant behaviour.

This all sounds rather lower class.

Oh Op I'm so sorry. I went through this with my horrible ex neighbors. One side owned their house. It would be constant loud music for 10 hours a day every day and parties through a global pandemic and it nearly broke my health. You could hear the noise through closed windows.

The other side was a cokehead who would scream about nothing from 3am twice a week.

So at best I was getting 5 hours sleep a night and of course I was working through the pandemic and they were not.

I tried to be polite, I reported the cokehead because she had a child in the house and nothing was done. Our council were next to useless but they are not living between it.

What I did learn was despite them making so much noise and her waking me up they both didn't like the same treatment. The 10 hours a day hot tub neighbours would complain if someone cut their own grass at noon. So I complained loudly one day and it quietened down for a bit.

The other side thought my ringing her bell at 8am to complain was an unreasonable hour. Because then she was asleep.

Selfish, awful people. I just didn't understand it. Why should their want to noise trump yours for quiet?

I moved in the end.

Or the ring cycle 🤣

I commented that some commenters were being snobby because they said the noisy neighbours sounded like council house tenants. We all agree that the neighbours are being anti-social.You're confusing two different things.

The real problem with people like this is that they don’t care; they move from place to place acting like this, rinse and repeat.

if it gets really bad, you can get soundproof windows. Expensive solution for cheap people, sadly

Grim. Can't think of anything better than save up and move.
Meanwhile tall growing plants and can you get a sound blocking fence?

Well I imagine everyone would do that if it was an option. Sadly many of us have to live in terraced houses for money reasons!

Edit: sorry, missed your follow up post

Sorry - that's no help but I'm just saying that it sounds so awful living people like this that I ruled out any houses where it was even a remote possibility.

Landlords are not responsible for the behaviour of their tenants.

It’s the Council’s Environmental or Noise Control the OP needs.

I'm so sorry OP. It's beyond belief how selfish many people are. It fills you with an intense yet weary hatred which is so stressful.

I feel like a bastard for saying but my immediate neighbour is very old. I thought it had been quiet for a while, and some other neighbours confirmed he's in hospital. He's in pretty poor nick and I'd say was nearing the end of his life. While I can hear his radio, often at night as he's a poor sleeper, and his explosive sneezing, I've got off fairly lightly. And I dread the day he's no longer with us, given what I hear about what awful neighbours even normal seeming neighbours can be. We have shared access through the back gardens too 😱

These stories are the reason I bought a detached bungalow on a road with other bungalows.

When I was trying to get ds1 out of bed as a teen (at some point I the afternoon) I listened to The Magic Flute. It was quite amazing the effect the Queen of the Night aria had 😂

Sounds absolutely awful. I'm sure you could successfully take legal action if necessary:

www.ellisandco.co.uk/guides/home-improvement/noisy-neighbours/#:~:text=Can%20you%20call%20the%20police,may%20be%20committing%20a%20crime

Although you'd obviously have to think carefully about this.

Yes it might be an idea to get a petition going among all the neighbours as then the council tend to do something about it.

I really feel for you. This was us 4/5/6 years ago. I'm so sorry for anybody going through this.

Some of the flippant posts on here are completely tactless. All the "I'd do this..." because no, actually if you were in this situation, you wouldn't.

For us, even a polite comment about the hot tub noise resulted in them killing our dog. It's honestly not worth trying to reason with people like this.

I hope you won't have to put up with them for long.