Hell is a terraced house with a hot tub, bar and outdoor tv.

We had noisy neighbours in one house we lived in. Nothing like as bad as your lot though! It was definitely a factor in our wanting to move when we had a chance.

I felt bad for the new people but, like you, the noisy neighbours were renting and moved on quite quickly after the new owners moved in. I'd work on moving if I were you. And be careful about how you handle "neighbour disputes" because these have to be declared on the information form when you move and it could put people off. So weigh up involving the police with that.

Good luck. It's misery when people destroy your peace like this.

I think that all of your neighbours should go outside at 6.30am with power tools. And when they are still making a noise at midnight, you all need to make more noise. This may not work if there are young children or night shift workers, but you need to do something.

Concentrate on leaving. You can’t do anything else.

people say on these situations to keep a log , etc. Really, if you go down that road you will just be a target.

I saw it on a council estate I lived briefly as a kid and as a new solicitor, centuries ago. You can’t win. Just get away. It will only get worse and you’ve already made yourself known as it were

people like this at just selfish shits and really it’s almost impossible to do much about it.

Feel so sorry for you 😞

Do you have children? Maybe it's time to start a recorder quintet in your garden. Only of absolute beginners of course. Maybe mix in a jumperoo. You need to metaphorically smoke them out of their garden it's the only viable choice

Answer would be to stop seeing victims of dregs like that as a problem saying "just put headphones in" and "well live in the middle of the woods then" and start fully seeing the behaviour of the AS twints as antisocial and them being problem and telling them that if they want to make noise like that THEY should move to middle of nowhere. It's only relatively recently the, what one could call a, "defence" of antisocial behaviour started. "well it's their garden they can fo what they want." and "You don't know their lives❤️"
It's also organisations who are the problem with their inability to heavily step on people ruining neighbourhoods.

Shift the blame back to where it belongs, if that makes sense, and start heavily fining people or something.

A relative of mine did this when their neighbours were having yet another noisy party... took them ages to figure out why the electric had gone off any by that point it took the wind out of their sails and they all just went to bed...

Only useful a) if their meter box is out the front; and b) that they have no cameras and you don't get caught!

Where does Op make fun of Butlins?
I think you are reading stuff into her words that aren't there.

I assumed it was short hand for "busy and noisy"?

I didn't see her say anything nasty about Butlins or the people who go there?

Yes, what's the answer?

The overwhelming majority of men are nothing like this, and single men massively outnumber single women. So why did she pick this man?

What's the alternative?

*There is only one thing for it, you take up the trombone! Half joking but I really sympathise

If she repeats the al fresco sex, could you have an accident with your hose?

There is only one thing for it, you take up the tr

If it’s privately rented op I’d really try to find out who from and report every issue to them every single time in the hope it makes it too much hassle for them to stay there…

No advice but lots of sympathy. My pisshead neighbour doesn’t have a hot tub, bar or outdoor tv but on her most recent bender spent last Sunday torturing us all with 12 hours of crap eighties music (started at 5am!!!) followed by noisy sex in the garden in the late afternoon despite having young children living either side. The selfishness of some people is unreal.

Do these "respectful people" make fun of people who go to butlins? Maybe you should form a friendly little club

Poor you. Can you rent yours out and rent somewhere else quieter?

Speak to their landlord?

You are misinformed

I am with you, OP! Terraced houses with clueless wankers next door are hideous. We are in similar situation with barking, untrained two huge beasts dogs yelping and howling when kept in our let out. Speaking to neighbours resulted in them stopping acknowledging us. Worried about raising this with our council as dreaming of selling up and moving to detached property when market stabilises a bit…

It's not a detached/terrace house problem, it's a cunty neighbour problem

That level of noise on a regular basis is totally cunty whatever size your house is

Excuse me? What odd language, are you 5?

Agree. Op may well be WC too. The majority of WC are respectful neighbours!

Sounds like you have what Micky Flanagan would call The cunt family living next door.

I feel your pain.

Also live in a terraced house and neighbours teenage son gave up school at about 12, mum has made little effort to get him back to school, now at 14 he ‘games’ with windows wide open shouting every expletive you can imagine. He seems to have a ‘crew’ now of equally shitty drop out kids as friends and they all hang out at his house now.

Oh get away with you 🙄 Fancy turning this into a class war, you have no idea what class OP is.