Will my neighbour ring the police on me for this

Ah sorry.

The OP was edited after I posted that

I need the laughing emoji again.

Dog gate across the back door?

She said not.

I would certainly report you.

I feel you. My neighbour has two dogs that seemingly bark at the wind. They will bark if you dare pull up on your own drive (Our houses aren’t attached so they shouldn’t suspect I’m a stranger trespassing..) They bark if you take out your keys, they bark if you open your front door. The other week I dared step foot outside my house and they were up scratching and barking manically at their front door to the point said neighbour opened the door to stare blankly at me. I stared blankly back.

Mind you, one of these dogs is a beagle, I’ve never known beagles to be so yappy although I’m gathering since it’s both dogs, it’s an owner not training issue rather than a in the dogs genetics issue. I hate them. Truly.

What a beautiful dog.

god bless

Wish the Tom cat that sits outside my window screaming at midnight would listen to threats as well as the dog did! I can set my clock by the fucking thing.

I have dogs and it still pisses me off when dogs bark constantly, although dogs do bark so a small amount obviously I am fine with. If dogs are constantly barking it causes my dogs stress but also the poor animal must be quite distressed if just left outside.

We had builders next door and my big dog barks when unknown people go in the garden, only for a few mins then is fine, I don't want to train this out of him too much as if we had an intruder its useful (i bring him in if he doesnt stop quite quickly) They shouted 'oh shut up' to him. At first I was a bit WTF, you are making more bloody noise at 8am than him bit then I thought fair, no one wants to be working and see this loon barking over the fence at them 🤷‍♀️

Honestly with a barking dog that won't shut up and has been driving you mad all day, the owners deserve shouting at!

My temper overflowed in this exact scenario and I went storming round and banged on the door so hard I bruised my hand! I was raging!

The OP has a solution.

My neighbours constantly shout at my dog to shut up and it makes me laugh 😂 no idea what they get from it
But I do have a barky dog, I've tried everything to get him to stop but no luck.
But I'm not an asshole so its 24 degrees in Scotland, I have closed the back door (he will ran out and bark at nothing) so I'm sat in a puddle of my own sweat

Honestly if I could stop him, I would

My neighbours have 3 dogs that bark each time I venture into my back garden. I now treat them as wooly security guards as, if they are barking at me for walking out the back door of my own house, they will certainly bark their heads off if a burglar decided to try his/her luck! Luckily barking doesnt bother me that much and they are normally very quiet. Feel your pain though OP.

I did the same thing two nights ago, its not even their dog it's their sons and every time he comes over he brings the ratty little sh..t with him. I didn't threaten a rifle but it came close 😂

😂

l remember trying to sleep during the day as a student nurse on a week of night duty (that was a full 7 nights in a row and we had to do all of them) and a bloody barking little dog living in the downstairs flat who never shut up. It was torture.

Next time point your speaker out of the window on max volume and find a snippet of a rifle being fired

It’s bizarre isn’t it! I live in central london and can sleep thru modified cars, drunken shanties on the amble home and even foxes shagging, but the second I’m in the countryside a badger’s sniff wakes me up.
The worst is at my aunts on the coast - I could not abide living near screeching seagulls (though maybe I’d eventually get used to it).

Our friends and relations mostly live in towns and sleep through town noises. Staying in our very rural house they complain about being woken by owls and the dawn chorus.

I get you OP. Through lockdown I had neighbours and their many many kids playing basketball 3 metres from my house, pretty much 12 hours a day (there was always at least one of them out there). For some reason they screamed bloody murder while they were at it. This would also excite their dog, so I'd have to contend with endless yapping also. One day I was ill and feverish, and the bouncing, screaming and yapping stated. I didnt realise my windows were open and I screamed "can you just shut the hell up"! Was met with stunned silence. They didn't shut up long term, but it felt good to let out the frustration all the same 😂

I feel your pain. I’ve been known to shout “shutuuuuuup!!!!!!!!” out my window late at night when my irritatingly loud voiced neighbor sits out in his back garden drinking wine and blabbing on and on and on at his partner until midnight on a Sunday, so the entire neighbourhood can hear him. Noisy fucker shut up immediately too op. Sometimes it’s got to be done 🤷🏻‍♀️

I once shouted out the window at 3am to a pair of yobs having a loud conversation right outside at the top of their voices like it was broad daylight PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP OVER HERE!! .....Cue stunned silence 😂

People who let their dogs bark outside all day are terrible owners and shitty people generally. It’s anti social.
Go train your dog and take responsibility for your impact on others.

id contact the RSPCA OP and they can go round based on anonymous report. That might freak them out enough to take action.

Failing that; id be brandishing that imaginary trifle again.

Do you have neighbours? I bet they don’t complain to you about much if you do.