So the bin men broke our bin. Just gobbled the lid. Hardly that deep.
Rung the council to request a new lid. Nope, don’t do them. Ok.
New bin.. yes but we can only give you a 140L skinny bin (previously a normal size 240L).
We said sorry that won’t work for us. Don’t worry we will buy a bin.
We are not allowed to buy a bin.
Much confusion. Multiple calls. All jobsworths. Stalk the street. Many an unbranded bin so I think we will be fine. Buy a bin. But ours is shiny.
I have thought about rubbing mud on it but then that’s not nice for the bin men so shiny it is.
Will they take it? Big mystery.
And if not then I have no idea what we are supposed to do. But I will worry about tomorrow.