Men pissing on toilet seat, why?

Why do some of those who prefer to hover not lift the bloody seat… 😤

I find hoverers ridiculous - too good to sit on the seat yourself but also too good to clean up after themselves. Pathetic.

I do wonder if it’s a mixed sex toilet how o/p knows it’s men.

ime if the piss is on the actual toilet seat it’s female hoverers responsible. Men lift the seat so the piss is often on the rim of the bowl/the floor.

Whenever this crops up on (maybe more international) forums, there are often professional toilet cleaners/attendants who claim that women’s toilets are often worse. A bit pissy in the Men’s but sometimes an absolute war zone in the Women’s, and not just confined to piss on seats from the hoverers.

Oh, and the ‘why don’t they dab with toilet paper’ thing? That’s not how cocks work in this regard. Men shake them for an anatomical reason. Apparently there is a method involving pressing along the … er .. taint into yer bollocks, but it sounds like a faff.

But who are these blokes who piss through the toilet seat rather than lifting it?

Projecting much?

How do you explain women's toilets being left in such a state? Can't blame men there.

Many toilets have male cleaners btw, it's enough to start an uproar from people like you.

Some folk are just disgusting. There's a guy at my work who doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet. And worst still he has no social shame about it. Last month he was doing a number 2, and when he finished he just walked right past me straight out the door! We had a working lunch last week and I ended up starving myself becuase I was unsure which of the buffet items he'd touched.

Well I often find piss on the toilet seat in the women‘s so I don’t know why you’re letting them off…

Who are these people and how do you know this?

Ditto. Never seen it in my life. Same for the unisex staff toilets in my workplace. Never seen any mess from anyone. There are always posts on Mumsnet moaning about it though.

So well done, great you put effort in to stop this awful habit

If you can see who is doing it, you could point it out each time and ask them to return to clean the toilet so that you can use it.

I used to do this in my local pub, although they were women pissing on the seat. I'd just call out that they'd forgotten something, then tell them to clean up after themselves. It worked.

They need to sit down! We should all teach our sons this.

Oh I agree, and the easiest way to deal with this is not with an email or whatever, it's a meeting and actually gathering everyone into the same area and calling it out - no one likes being known as the office dirty bastard.

@Lonelydave ok then "some" are and there has actually been an email about toilets being left in an unsanitary condition
The problem will be those who do it , either don't notice or care or both.
It's really difficult as if you're not that way inclined or trained to check when you've "been" then you either don't know, care or even think it's a thing. Especially if someone else cleans up your mess

Suggestions would be to speak to the perp(s) directly. If you have to, stop them coming out the loo and ask them to go back in and clean up their piss. and put up signs in the toilet that any mess needs to be cleaned by the person who makes it...their mummy isn't in the building to wipe up after them...

I have to say some women’s loos can be bad for piss on the seats.

too many hoverers not cleaning up after themselves.

men I find at least lift the seat.

it’s a problem with mixed sex facilities though as more women will hover to avoid men’s piss, and then get piss over the seat as well.

worst one I ever saw was a women’s changing room in a very old sports centre. For some reason women would not send their sons into the men’s as it was open plan and the perception was it was full of paedo’s 🙄. So mums ignored the “no over 8’s” and took their teenage boys in.

i have never seen so much piss in public toilets. I would rather have found a tree outside.

A work colleague mentioned that if she sees unexpected visitors coming up her driveway she runs to the downstairs loo to ensure the kids haven’t left it in a mess. Her ‘kids’ are women aged 22 and 20 and an 18 year old man. And she thought this was funny.

They do it because it pleases them to know that there's a woman who will have to clean it up. They know that she most emphatically doesn't want to, but will have to before she sits down. It makes them smirk.

@hellohellooo and you said nothing? I would’ve demanded he goes and cleans his piss or he finds somewhere else to spend his two weeks.

I had a plasterer the other day, he pissed on the toilet seat of course didn’t clean it up! I was so angry, I told my dh I’m not cleaning his piss so my dh did it. Like are they blind? Can’t they see where their disgusting piss has landed. You’re in someone’s home, how can you do that!

It’s the lack of cleaning up that’s the issue, not the hitting the seat - although that could also be easily avoided.

If I go to the toilet and I make a mess, I clean it up for the next person. Really weird people think it’s ok to leave a toilet in an absolute state (and it’s not just men).

Name changed ...

I have had this 5, times with 'guests' at my house, first time urine all over the seat, after I cleaned this up and put seat down the same person went to the loo again, but this time urinated not just on the seat but a woven basket of new toilet rolls next to the loo. All soaked, all thrown out, also the carpet under the basket was of course wet (lots of people had carpet in the loos then)

Same again with the same person in a different house I had, seat and another basket of 6 toilet rolls soaked thankfully tiled floors. DH had a word with all the guys there (6 in total a family gathering) no one owned up to it, but I knew who it was.....but then bugger me the same person done it in another loo. Thanks FIL, a strange bitter man he was.

A boxing day a few years back, a friend of DH and his wife popped by for a drink, after a couple of hours they we getting to ready to go he went to the loo....yes you guessed it all over the seat and the floor, how can you miss, and even if it was an accident surely you would clean up your own mess??? Not been invited back since, my DH cleaned that up.

Men should only stand up to piss if there’s a urinal. This should be the law.

Some men think sitting down is an affront to their masculinity. Those men are morons.

The ONLY female toilets I have seen sparkly clean are, aside from the ones in nice place with permanent staff in there, the ones from my office because I am the only woman 😂

There's no way people can use public toilets and pretend women are "clean".

It's not just disgusting, I find it very sad as it's the place you have to take young children and it's revolting there.