Wow - that’s … a house.
Now I love pattern and colour and not everything matchy matchy but this is not the house for me. YANBU to love it yourself though. And the person who lives there now, I salute your self expression.
The burn gives me fear of a dog, toddler or myself after a good night out, falling into it. Canals/ burns like this scare me because of the vertical concrete walls and the sense of potential entrapment. The ideal home for anyone with no visiting kids or dogs or fear of canals 😂