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I'm a stuck up bitch , want to know why?

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Changedusernameforthis2 · 05/05/2025 19:28

So I've been seeing a bloke , was set up through a friend (it's her brother)
Couple of dates, good so far. Tonight the plan was for me to drop in on him , pick him up for a dog walk (I'm dog sitting at mo)
I get there, he invites me in, the house STINKS. The curtains are shut, but it's not messy or anything. It must have shown on my face (it was very strong) He then said the romantic words all women want to hear "I just love sitting at home farting"
I thought he was joking, he wasn't. Because I thought that was grim, I am a stuck up batch apparently.

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Deanthebean · 05/05/2025 20:32

It's unfortunate you didn't have a box of matches on you.
You could have done the dating pool a favour and blow the fucker up

ReacherOMGyes · 05/05/2025 20:31

And these are the guys whining away about being single and how women are the problem. Can't get out of their own (stinking) way for one second

LlynTegid · 05/05/2025 20:31

You have standards, good. Glad you found out soon and not later.

Hope the dog recovers from the experience too.

Cece92 · 05/05/2025 20:31

You know what maybe a few months down the line drop the odd fart. But to sit all day farting with the curtains shut it’s weird. My partner waited a couple months and I could tell he was really holding it in one night in the car I said if you need to fart just do it and I’ve never seen him so relieved since then we just do it but it’s not like a competition or a fetish 😂

AngelicKaty · 05/05/2025 20:31

@Changedusernameforthis2 Hmmm, to be known for being a "stuck up bitch" or a disgusting, filthy pig? 🤔 Yeah, it would be SUB for me every time.

YYYDlilah · 05/05/2025 20:30

Changedusernameforthis2 · 05/05/2025 20:27

Yes but it's only been a couple of short dates

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Guess you didn't shag him.

Bridestone · 05/05/2025 20:29

Imagine what new depths he’d reveal after twenty dates if this is ‘date number 3 best behaviour’. Gag.

mommatoone · 05/05/2025 20:29

Well, I've been out with some absolute munters in my time , but this is another level !😝

TrainGame · 05/05/2025 20:29

You are not a stuck up bitch.

You just expect some standards...

Sure we've all got bodily smells and stuff but at least look like you're trying for a hot minute.

Lost20211 · 05/05/2025 20:29

Run girl!

TrainGame · 05/05/2025 20:28

Weirdo. I'd let him know that the smell of shit is not a turn on for me, nor is darkness. The two together is a recipe for a rapid retreat.

Ask him if he'd come into your dark house smelling of fart, while you trilled "I love sitting at home farting".

.....No?

I thought not.

whitewineandsun · 05/05/2025 20:28

Your friend set you up with this prince? She owes you an explanation as to why! Yuck.

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Changedusernameforthis2 · 05/05/2025 20:27

bluesinthenight · 05/05/2025 20:23

Wow! I've heard it all now. Or probably not, knowing MN...

Jeez, what some of you young women have to put up with. Turns my guts. Thank God I'm old.

We are both mid 40s!

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Changedusernameforthis2 · 05/05/2025 20:27

OnArainyNight · 05/05/2025 20:11

And he appeared completely normal until now? Shock

Yes but it's only been a couple of short dates

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Changedusernameforthis2 · 05/05/2025 20:26

coxesorangepippin · 05/05/2025 20:09

My kinda guy

👍

Uggghh

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momtoboys · 05/05/2025 20:24

You might be stuck up, but he behaves like a disgusting pig.

bluesinthenight · 05/05/2025 20:23

Wow! I've heard it all now. Or probably not, knowing MN...

Jeez, what some of you young women have to put up with. Turns my guts. Thank God I'm old.

Deboh · 05/05/2025 20:13

Farty Gollum 😂

Arlanymor · 05/05/2025 20:11

A farty Gollum who lives in perpetual darkness?

What a catch!

I’m a stuck up bitch too if that helps as I would also think that was entirely grim.

Bet his ring is grim too.

OnArainyNight · 05/05/2025 20:11

And he appeared completely normal until now? Shock

ohyesido · 05/05/2025 20:11

Presumably those words were aimed at your departing back as you left right?

Deboh · 05/05/2025 20:10

hairbearbunches · 05/05/2025 20:09

It probably keeps the farts circulating for longer 😂

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Ugh like smelling under the cover x 100 Envy

coxesorangepippin · 05/05/2025 20:09

My kinda guy

👍

PiggyPigalle · 05/05/2025 20:09

Repeating myself, but when someone uses the expression "stuck up" it says more about them than you.

hairbearbunches · 05/05/2025 20:09

Deboh · 05/05/2025 20:06

Ugh well at least he keeps the curtains closed. Strange.

It probably keeps the farts circulating for longer 😂