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I'm a stuck up bitch , want to know why?

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Changedusernameforthis2 · 05/05/2025 19:28

So I've been seeing a bloke , was set up through a friend (it's her brother)
Couple of dates, good so far. Tonight the plan was for me to drop in on him , pick him up for a dog walk (I'm dog sitting at mo)
I get there, he invites me in, the house STINKS. The curtains are shut, but it's not messy or anything. It must have shown on my face (it was very strong) He then said the romantic words all women want to hear "I just love sitting at home farting"
I thought he was joking, he wasn't. Because I thought that was grim, I am a stuck up batch apparently.

OP posts:
weirdoboelady · 05/05/2025 21:19

Surely you have to have a GI problem to enjoy farting quite that much? Get his sister to ask him if he feels unwell before he farts...

SquashedMallow · 05/05/2025 21:18

FortyElephants · 05/05/2025 20:57

Raise your standards!!

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Did you read my bottom paragraph or are you plucking out the fact I'm not overly bothered by a man farting in his own home?. I just don't think it's that big of a deal. It's his house and nobody was in it at the time.

I did however die on the hill of calling her a "stuck up bitch " to me : that's the problem here.

SummerDaysOnTheWay · 05/05/2025 21:16

#stuckupbitchclub

SummerDaysOnTheWay · 05/05/2025 21:15

🤢

Someone2025 · 05/05/2025 21:14

dannyufcfan · 05/05/2025 21:09

On the plus side, he seems an honest man.

Don’t think he had any choice…..he had to explain the gawd awful smell somehow

lifeonmars100 · 05/05/2025 21:14

TheGhostOfPatButcher · 05/05/2025 20:49

If that's after two short dates, imagine what he'd be like after twenty years. 😳

I have, to my horror been imagining what his toilet must be like😱

CrotchetyQuaver · 05/05/2025 21:13

That's so awful it's actually funny. I'll join you in the SUB club!

TheGhostOfPatButcher · 05/05/2025 21:12

notprincehamlet · 05/05/2025 21:05

I just love sitting at home farting
At least he's got a hobby. And it isn't golf or cycling.

But sadly their interests don't align.

lifeonmars100 · 05/05/2025 21:10

Makes the average 10 year old look sophisticated and cultured.

dannyufcfan · 05/05/2025 21:09

On the plus side, he seems an honest man.

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Changedusernameforthis2 · 05/05/2025 21:07

Shitmonger · 05/05/2025 19:34

I’m sorry OP but I can’t stop laughing at this. He not only hotboxed his own place with flatulence, he actually said “I just love sitting at home farting?”

It’s so unhinged. 😂 It’s like one of those examples women give when making fun of the “male loneliness epidemic.”

And a literal representation of "WTF is wrong with men"

OP posts:
TheKeeperOfTissues · 05/05/2025 21:06

The curtains are probably stuck together with fug 💩🤢🤮

Manky git.....

AngelinaFibres · 05/05/2025 21:06

BrentfordForever · 05/05/2025 20:02

Wow! Imagine being intimate with him while he’s farting his way through it ! 😑💩

Or going to the loo afterwards and the bowl is full of streaks.

Deboh · 05/05/2025 21:06

Okay confession time, im farting reading this. But… I have the curtains open 😳

notprincehamlet · 05/05/2025 21:05

I just love sitting at home farting
At least he's got a hobby. And it isn't golf or cycling.

legoplaybook · 05/05/2025 21:02

Calling you a stuck up bitch is worse than the stinky house.

ChocolateAddictAlways · 05/05/2025 21:01

The smell is grim, his pride in it is double grim but his calling you a derogatory term really is a red flag. For a man to respond like that, to this situation, seems a bit much.

Lucky escape!

Original poster
Changedusernameforthis2 · 05/05/2025 20:58

LaLaLeylandii · 05/05/2025 20:56

Three cheers for the single life

Amen to that

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Bologneselove · 05/05/2025 20:57

Yuk, I’d avoid him.

FortyElephants · 05/05/2025 20:57

SquashedMallow · 05/05/2025 20:34

I mean, I couldn't really care less if someone is farting In their own home . I don't think I'd have bought it up as a "thing" on entering the house. If he sat there letting rip in front of you with his legs wide open when he hadn't known you that long, bit different. But you walked in his home and made a comment in disgust at the smell of his farts. Bit neurotic after 2 dates.

However, calling you a stuck up bitch is a abusive. That is unacceptable. I'd be telling your friend. A man that speaks like that to a woman he barely knows is not a good man.

Raise your standards!!

LaLaLeylandii · 05/05/2025 20:56

Three cheers for the single life

CreationNat1on · 05/05/2025 20:56

What's his diet like 😏?

Original poster
Changedusernameforthis2 · 05/05/2025 20:56

His sister is not like this at all. I highly doubt its a family thing

OP posts:
pilates · 05/05/2025 20:54

Well it doesn’t sound like you have invested much time and money in this lowlife 😥

Snowdropsaremyfavourite · 05/05/2025 20:53

Deboh · 05/05/2025 20:06

Ugh well at least he keeps the curtains closed. Strange.

He needs to keep his arse closed 🤮

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