I'm a stuck up bitch , want to know why?

MischkasMum · 11/05/2025 00:18

Beat feet. Fast!

ChristineKo · 10/05/2025 22:42

How old is this person??

FunMustard · 10/05/2025 21:04

I mean, that's the sort of thing I'd say to my husband or him to me...but we've been together for 20+ years and so it's a well-trodden joke.

A new beau? Absolutely not.

(To be clear, we might SAY it, we don't actually DO it!)

(Well, not on purpose anyway lol!)

LoyalShaker · 10/05/2025 19:57

Grim beyond words
And yet, he has the audacity to lay the blame at your feet.
You aren't stuck up, just a normal reaction.
I hope you don't waste any more time on him.

OneMellowCat · 10/05/2025 19:48

Was his name Darren?!

ClairDeLaLune · 10/05/2025 18:32

Changedusernameforthis2 · 08/05/2025 19:47

Yep , well he won't be doing me

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😂😂 you’re my hero OP!

Doobeedoodoo · 08/05/2025 19:59

Hahaha, clicked expecting something else from OP.

I guess you won’t be looking dreamily into his eyes and wispering ‘let me breathe the air that you breathe..’😂

Arlanymor · 08/05/2025 19:54

Changedusernameforthis2 · 08/05/2025 19:47

Yep , well he won't be doing me

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Hopefully farty Gollum has got the message and you are no longer in contact? Onwards and upwards OP.

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Changedusernameforthis2 · 08/05/2025 19:47

Lost20211 · 08/05/2025 18:07

Fair enough. You do you.

Yep , well he won't be doing me

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Lost20211 · 08/05/2025 18:07

Fair enough. You do you.

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Changedusernameforthis2 · 08/05/2025 11:13

FlakyCritic · 08/05/2025 07:37

What I don't understand is, why did she set you up with him in the first place? Surely she goes to his house and knows what he's like? Sounds like she did this to you on purpose.

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nope- she was actually quite surprised!

She definitely didn't purposely try to gross me out with her brothers farts. That would be weird

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FlakyCritic · 08/05/2025 07:37

Changedusernameforthis2 · 06/05/2025 22:21

Reaction was as expected! She thinks he's a dickhead

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What I don't understand is, why did she set you up with him in the first place? Surely she goes to his house and knows what he's like? Sounds like she did this to you on purpose.

LeggusMiracticus · 07/05/2025 16:19

But did he snap first?

GhostHunterPlay · 07/05/2025 13:44

At least you've found out now! Don't waste another second on this disgusting man!

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Changedusernameforthis2 · 07/05/2025 09:38

appleicious · 07/05/2025 08:21

Show me a man who's been single for too long 🤣
Glad your friend reacted as expected OP. Her brother was either testing your reaction or really has forgotten how to behave in company.

He wasn't testing my reaction. I really think he's just gross

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appleicious · 07/05/2025 08:21

Show me a man who's been single for too long 🤣
Glad your friend reacted as expected OP. Her brother was either testing your reaction or really has forgotten how to behave in company.

LalaPaloosa2024 · 07/05/2025 08:10

The answer is clear, isn’t it?

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Changedusernameforthis2 · 06/05/2025 22:21

Helen1625 · 06/05/2025 19:57

So....how did it go with your friend? Dying to hear her reaction!

My BIL thinks farting is funny, he happily sits and does it right next to you, or walking through a supermarket. He's loud and he stinks! He's been known to fart in the car and lock the windows so no one can get any fresh air. Minging! He's never called me a bitch for moaning at him, I just get the 'Oh, you must be like the Queen, you don't fart then!'

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Reaction was as expected! She thinks he's a dickhead

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CiaoMeow · 06/05/2025 21:07

Of course he loves sitting at home farting. He's an ARSE!

Helen1625 · 06/05/2025 19:57

Changedusernameforthis2 · 06/05/2025 14:08

I'm seeing her later - I am anticipating the conversation will go like this:

Her: how's it going with Fred? (not his real name)
Me: You'll never guess what happened the other day (recounts story)
Her: What a silly bastard - the stinky twat.
Both: shall we put the kettle on and swipe through Tinder?

So....how did it go with your friend? Dying to hear her reaction!

My BIL thinks farting is funny, he happily sits and does it right next to you, or walking through a supermarket. He's loud and he stinks! He's been known to fart in the car and lock the windows so no one can get any fresh air. Minging! He's never called me a bitch for moaning at him, I just get the 'Oh, you must be like the Queen, you don't fart then!'

GreatFish · 06/05/2025 19:22

It's a man thing.They think it's funny but it's immature.

Nikki75 · 06/05/2025 19:19

Changedusernameforthis2 · 05/05/2025 19:28

So I've been seeing a bloke , was set up through a friend (it's her brother)
Couple of dates, good so far. Tonight the plan was for me to drop in on him , pick him up for a dog walk (I'm dog sitting at mo)
I get there, he invites me in, the house STINKS. The curtains are shut, but it's not messy or anything. It must have shown on my face (it was very strong) He then said the romantic words all women want to hear "I just love sitting at home farting"
I thought he was joking, he wasn't. Because I thought that was grim, I am a stuck up batch apparently.

Ugghhh this would knock me sick I have a weak stomach for smells... the thought of it is making my face change🤮

Anon39 · 06/05/2025 19:01

hairbearbunches · 05/05/2025 19:59

@PizzaPowder @ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews I've got visions (if the OP is ever brave enough to go back for more) of him opening the door, extending his hand out and saying 'pull my finger'.😂

I’m in a hotel room and I literally busted out loud loud loud laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 can’t stop now this comment has given me the funnies

catlover123456789 · 06/05/2025 18:10

We all like a lovely big fart at home. We don't do it 3 minutes before our new love interest comes over. Grim.

dottydaily · 06/05/2025 14:22

Bye bye. sounds like a very childish, inconsiderate person.