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To go and kidnap the neighbours dog and drop it off in a faraway location

55 replies

Catterpillarsflipflops · 20/04/2025 13:53

It's Easter Sunday. Nice weather. We are all outside playing and all I can hear is yap yap yap yap. We are in a quiet village, there is no other sound apart from birds. How can they not realise that the flipping yapping is annoying to all around. I'm in the kitchen and I can still hear it & their house isn't even visible from ours.

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Birdseyetrifle · 20/04/2025 14:06

I feel your pain. We have that too. Hours of yapping and yapping. The owners don’t care and just say it’s what small dogs do.

TokyoKyoto · 20/04/2025 14:05

This is an episode of Seinfeld 😁

Anyonefoundmysparesock · 20/04/2025 14:04

The owners of the dog are the issue here, poor dog having to yap at his useless lot. Are you in a position to relocate the neighbors?

Seriously though, that would wind me up too

murasaki · 20/04/2025 14:03

Wasn't there an awful male poster called Andrew something who actually did this?

ToKittyornottoKitty · 20/04/2025 14:00

Well the dog isn’t actually the issue so it may be better to kidnap the neighbours and drop them in a far location…. Take the dog too of course if you don’t like dogs.