I’ve currently got a crush on someone who just drifts about the place looking effortlessly perfect. Also, in part inspired by the current thread re: tradesmen/loo, my crush never seems to need to use the loo.
if I ever learned that my crush needed to or actually used the loo, my illusions would be as smashed to to smithereens as the likely fate of these beautiful ceramic toilets mentioned in these kinds of threads.
This IS a lighthearted thread, but why oh why are all our crushes so perfect???? ❤️💕💕