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Builder poo

129 replies

shamble · 17/04/2025 20:59

Long time lurker, first time poster. DH thinks it’s quite funny, and IABU, but I’m really irked by this and I want to know what others think.

We’re having a loft conversion done, and have just had the en-suite shower room installed. Plumbing functions. The carpenter was in today and had the house to himself as we were all out.

He went to the existing bathroom, fetched a toilet roll, took it up to our brand new unused en-suite toilet, and took a dump. Nothing wrong with toilet in existing bathroom, it’s perfectly nice.

what was that all about? Does he hate us? Is he just a thoughtless male? Did he want to christen our toilet for us and leave skid marks as a gift? AIBU to be pissed off and want to complain?

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TimeForTeaAndToast · 17/04/2025 21:04

Oh my God. You'll need to take that toilet out, bash it to pieces with a jackhammer and throw the tiny pieces into the sea and then install a new one. You also need to complain to the builder's boss, get him fired and complain about him on Nextdoor. Nothing short of this will purge the offence done to your house.

UnctuousUnicorns · 17/04/2025 21:01

Not this one again! 🙄

DamnitCarol · 17/04/2025 21:01

He left skid marks in a brand new loo?! I’d actually be so upset!

SquashedMallow · 17/04/2025 21:00

Did he flush the chain ? Or was there obvious evidence of the poo left ?