Weird thoughts other people must think...

When I go to the theatre if I’m in the balcony I imagine jumping over onto the people below!!

Sometimes when I’m driving I get a thought to spin the car.

both thought make my legs feel shaky.

Literally an hour ago I thought this 😅

Haha I do this all the time with bath - almost every time I get in it! I also think that whatever car is next to me on the one way system is going to drive into me and cause merry hell (I'm a genuinely very confident driver of 20 years - there is a single one way system that has this effect!

I also think, everytime I get a bunch of spring onions out of the fridge; what would happen if I whacked DH on the head - there is no logical reason for this one. I did actually donk him once - it didn't help 🤣

I always imagine pulling the handle on the emergency exit on a plane. It doesn't work when the plane is flying, but still...

I live on my own and a few weeks ago I almost choked on a tiny tablet that got stuck in my throat. Luckily it cleared but my backup plan is getting to the house over the road where he’s a sports coach as I figure he must know first aid!!

Was proper terrifying though!! While choking I wondered how long before anyone realised something was wrong and how embarrassing to die like that….

Whenever I’m in a non-European country I do express toilet trips because I’m scared (totally irrationally) that a snake or spider is gonna bite me in the arse coming up the toilet bowl 😂😂😂😂

I wonder the same: whether I’m the first person to walk on a bit of land.

Also, when on big walks, down ancient paths and the like, I often think of the people who definitely have been there before me. What they were carrying, what they were chatting to their companions about, where their end destination was etc

Oh also I have recurrent thoughts about where I'd hide a dead body if I killed someone. I am about as far from being a murderer as you can get but the thought pops unwanted into my head especially when driving alone
Urgh!

Ever since I was a kid when I'm watching a live concert I'll imagine I'm suddenly switched into the body of the lead singer / lead violinist etc. I think it started when I was bored watching my sister's concerts but it became something that made my heart race for hours each time just wondering what the hell I'd do.

Anyone else had the same??

Often wonder about what word I have said most in my life.

also when in the woods or countryside, beach etc I wonder how many humans have touched that bit of land or if I’m the first.

It wasn’t a choice in our overcrowded house, and it was better than sharing a small double with my sisters!

Many people on this thread should take very great care to avoid Chuck ‘Fight Club) Palahniuk’s short story ‘Guts’.

If I'm the last one up at night then I worry that when I've turned the last light off downstairs I'll hear a voice saying " get out"

And this is why I can no longer watch horror movies 😂

I have upstairs neighbours and think about their bath coming through the ceiling and crushing me while I'm in mine (even though I don't even know if they have a bath, and the bathroom is not directly above mine ! 😁)

The bath one 😂 I definitely used to think that all the time!
Worrying that waterside would have a shutter that would come down and I'd get trapped
I still think what would I do if I had to go into witness protection, what name I'd choose etc (I know it doesn't work like that)

If I have to go back downstairs at night, I'm terrified that I'm going to run into aliens (the small, humanoid-shaped ones) that have come into the house. Literally terrified 😬

(Though as opposed to the thread criteria, I doubt anyone has the same thought 🤣)

Oh yeah, with Les and Cilla! 😆

When I hear the loft creaking, a little voice in my head says there is someone in there. (Maybe the Shadow Man!) 😱

The bath one has crossed my mind semi-regularly since it happened in an episode of Corrie about 20 years ago🤣

As I walk through the airport after check in my mind imagines we’re in either a final destination type movie or a documentary about an awful plane crash.

Also, I have a weird fear of those umbrella type washing line things that stick in the ground. I imagine the wind lifting them up and spearing me

Whenever I see a bunk bed, I can't fathom who would happily sleep on the bottom bunk.

Also, when I throw an apple core away, I have to chop it/break it in two, just in case it gets lonely.

Our loft is full of junk and it's above our bedroom so if I ever hear any tiny creaking noises (just normal house noises) when I'm lying in bed I get worried that all the heavy junk in the loft is going to come crashing through the ceiling onto the bed... Should probably just get up there and clear all the junk out then I could set that worry aside!

I have NEVER thought this.. But I will from now on. 😆

I often have the snake in the toilet thought 🤣

If I've been out somewhere at night and I'm walking back to my car, I sometimes worry that when I left the car I forgot to lock it, so someone might have got in, locked the doors behind them, and then hidden in the rear footwells waiting to jump out at me. So I check the back before I get in, and then immediately lock all the doors after I'm in!

I also used to think about how, when I lived alone, if I ever choked on my food how long would it be u til someone found me 😂 used to love that one when it popped in 😂