When I go out and he is having a me moment IYKWIM, he does it on my side of the bed because it’s further away from the window. Don’t ask how I know - I think most women know what happens in the house when they are out, it’s like CSI in our heads.
I don’t care that he does it as such, who does not - just not on my side. Close the blinds, pull the curtains, just get off my pillows.