To think the agent has swallowed a thesaurus?

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ItsLikeClimbingAMounjaro · 10/04/2025 18:36

Just having a browse online, dreaming of living by the sea.

This listing has really irritated me. Is it my age? Hormones? Am I tired?

The place is beautiful but the wordy listing has really made angry 🤬🤣

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MistressoftheDarkSide · 10/04/2025 18:57

Heh heh heh x

I live near here (relatively). Westbourne Village indeed. Heh heh heh.

AgnesX · 10/04/2025 18:57

The EA trying to justify their % fee of £1.5m....

PsychoHotSauce · 10/04/2025 18:52

Almost certainly Chat GPT (wielded by a lazy amateur)... I'd be furious with that description if I were the vendor!

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ItsLikeClimbingAMounjaro · 10/04/2025 18:50

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/160338842

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Check out this 4 bedroom house for sale on Rightmove

4 bedroom house for sale in Westray Hall Milner Road, Westcliff, Bournemouth, BH4 for £1,575,000. Marketed by Philippa Sole, Poole

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/160338842

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Nesbi · 10/04/2025 18:44

Unless Neptune’s boundless oceanographic realm is heavy with melancholia and yet somehow still pregnant with unlimited possibilities I’m going to be a bit disappointed.

VickyEadieofThigh · 10/04/2025 18:38

I think you forgot the link...

bigboykitty · 10/04/2025 18:37

Are you going to share the link, @ItsLikeClimbingAMounjaro , or do you want us to guess the house?

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