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orangesandlemonssaythebellsofstclements · 09/04/2025 14:48

This is a confession thread and also a mystery solving thread.

There are certain things in life that everyone seems to hate, but I've never ever seen anyone own up to doing, and I would like these people to own up now because I need to know your demographic and why you do them. This is anonymous, you are safe here, tell the truth.

WHO are the people that hang dog poo bags on trees? Who are you and WHY?
WHO are the people that bought all the toilet rolls during covid?

Please add your own answers and your own confessions. Especially the dog poo one because it's everywhere, and yet I never see anyone doing it or owning up to it.

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AquaPeer · 09/04/2025 18:20

maybe it’s similar to my friends wide eyed mystification about dropping cigarette butts 25 years ago. I dropped butts on the floor if there wasn’t a street ashtray nearby. I said where else would I put it? She said in a bin. I said I’m not always comfortable doing that as butts relight quite often and also there isn’t often a bin around anyway.

She asked why I didn’t put it in my pocket and carry it to a bin. I said because I don’t want my coat to smell or possibly catch fire.

She couldn’t get her head around this and considered butts the same as any other rubbish. I didn’t, and was buoyed on by the fact I saw so many smokers doing the same so was also of the mindset that butts belonged on the floor.

BlueSkyBeing · 09/04/2025 18:16

arethereanyleftatall · 09/04/2025 15:16

The whole point of hanging poo bags on trees is to be able to easily see them on their way back from the walk isn’t it surely? Otherwise there would be millions upon millions of them hanging on trees now. I don’t have a dog but thought that was obvious.

You make it sound like it is okay to do that.

It isn't.

orangesandlemonssaythebellsofstclements · 09/04/2025 18:12

AquaPeer · 09/04/2025 18:08

I think this is exactly why people don’t answer these posts OP. You don’t want to know who and why, you want to create one big name calling telling off thread to make those who participate feel shit about themselves.

Not at all. If you read my replies you will see that's not what I want at all.

I know why people do things like throw rubbish out of windows or park on pavements. They are selfish. I get it. I know the reason already. I understand.

If you read my OP, you'll see I didn't ask about these things, I asked about things I don't understand like the dog poo. I can see some effort went in there, they brought bags with them, they bagged up the poo, but then they stopped before they got to the putting it in the bin part. I can see some effort was made, they are not entirely selfish, why did they stop before putting it in the bin? What was their reasoning?

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AquaPeer · 09/04/2025 18:08

orangesandlemonssaythebellsofstclements · 09/04/2025 18:02

Because they only care about THEIR space being neat and clean. They pack it away neatly to make sure there's nothing left behind in their car, then they chuck it out of the window. They don't care what happens to it once its gone, they never think of it again. It's away from them, and that's all that matters. The mentality is "I'm done with this now, away it goes" as simple as that.

It's selfishness and it's stupidity. Most things people do can be explained this way.

I think this is exactly why people don’t answer these posts OP. You don’t want to know who and why, you want to create one big name calling telling off thread to make those who participate feel shit about themselves.

AquaPeer · 09/04/2025 18:04

I bought extra loo roll during Covid! About 9 rolls extras

i thought everyone knew by now that there wasn’t actually a rush on loo roll in the classic sense but because loo roll is an excellent product for just in time ordering, with very predictable consumer buying behaviour, it couldn’t cope with a marginal blip.

orangesandlemonssaythebellsofstclements · 09/04/2025 18:02

MulberryPeony · 09/04/2025 17:53

Yak at the poo trees. Do you think other walkers want to walk past that scene?

Very much linked to fly tipping but why do people get a McDonalds takeaway, neatly pack away the rubbish inside of the bag, begin driving and THEN dump it out of the car window? Either put it in the bin where you are eating it or take it home. There is no reason to throw it out of the window!

Because they only care about THEIR space being neat and clean. They pack it away neatly to make sure there's nothing left behind in their car, then they chuck it out of the window. They don't care what happens to it once its gone, they never think of it again. It's away from them, and that's all that matters. The mentality is "I'm done with this now, away it goes" as simple as that.

It's selfishness and it's stupidity. Most things people do can be explained this way.

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JackieDaytonaLuckyBrews · 09/04/2025 18:01

orangesandlemonssaythebellsofstclements · 09/04/2025 17:51

Could the people that hang up the poo bags in order to (honest to god, I remember every time) collect them later, stop doing it regardless, please?

It's still pretty selfish behaviour to hang a bag of shit in a tree for everyone else to have to look at until you are ready to pick it up just because you don't want to carry it.

Other people are also trying to enjoy nature and their walks.

I agree. I've never (in over 35 years of dog ownership) had to hang a poo bag in a tree and I walk miles of remote countryside with no bins until you get back to civilisation. I just take a carrier bag and bung the multiple poo bags in there. Easier to carry and can carry multiple bags. Tie on the lead or carry in one hand. I have large dogs as well. The inconvenience of carrying filled dog poo bags goes with dog ownership. Why should others have to look at swinging bags of shit on their own walk? It's gross -and even with scented bags, you can smell faint wafts of shit. That's my issue as its my dog, I don't inflict that on others.

Anyminute · 09/04/2025 17:59

orangesandlemonssaythebellsofstclements · 09/04/2025 15:02

WHY?!

I don't understand fly tipping. The only decent reason I can think of for not taking your crap to the dump is because you don't have a vehicle. But surely if you have a vehicle to drive shit out to the countryside and dump it, you have one to take it to the tip?

Why do your in-laws fly tip? have they said?

People fly tip here because you're not allowed to go to the tip if it's outside your county. If you're near the border, it can be a 45 minute drive to your own tip, but you can't use the one 5 minute's away. So one particular country road gets a lot of fly tipping.

MulberryPeony · 09/04/2025 17:53

Yak at the poo trees. Do you think other walkers want to walk past that scene?

Very much linked to fly tipping but why do people get a McDonalds takeaway, neatly pack away the rubbish inside of the bag, begin driving and THEN dump it out of the car window? Either put it in the bin where you are eating it or take it home. There is no reason to throw it out of the window!

orangesandlemonssaythebellsofstclements · 09/04/2025 17:51

Could the people that hang up the poo bags in order to (honest to god, I remember every time) collect them later, stop doing it regardless, please?

It's still pretty selfish behaviour to hang a bag of shit in a tree for everyone else to have to look at until you are ready to pick it up just because you don't want to carry it.

Other people are also trying to enjoy nature and their walks.

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DustyMaiden · 09/04/2025 17:32

Toilet tissues take up a lot of space on a retail shelf especially the multi packs . You only have to sell a few extra and the stocks look decimated. People then panic, discuss it on social media and it snowballs.

Gulliver88 · 09/04/2025 17:28

I watched an older lady push her used poo bag into a hedge.
She frequently does it.
I'm in a town with lots of bins.

Napface · 09/04/2025 17:26

I literally just saw this beautiful artwork being advertised on face book 😂 please stop hanging dog poo in trees

Who does these things?
CarpetKnees · 09/04/2025 17:24

Workingonthehighway · 09/04/2025 16:15

Lol at the we shared with all our neighbours its the same, as every landlord on mn charges less than the going rate for their properties and everone paid their cleaner all through lockdown and gives christmas bonuses aye sure you did 😂

Believe what you want.
I can only tell you what happens in my world (and yes, I paid my cleaner too).

I'm not a landlord and I don't give Christmas bonuses though.

SoManyIdiotsSoLittleTime · 09/04/2025 17:20

I absolutely loathe littering and fly tipping and would never consider doing either. I live in a lovely part of the world and it enrages me to see fly tipping and litter.

That said, the local public bins and small recycling drop off area are consistently overflowing. The local council no longer does any free uplifts (each household used to get 2 per year). Paid uplifts are very expensive and you have to wait at least 3 months (I called them last week about a bed I was replacing). General waste uplifts have moved to every three weeks. The local dump requires you to reserve an online slot and it is often booked up weeks in advance.

So ultimately what I’m trying to say is given all of the above I can understand why it is more prevalent now than previous years.

WearyAuldWumman · 09/04/2025 17:16

hopeishere · 09/04/2025 15:06

I think the poo bag people plan to pick it up on the way back on their walk but then forget.

No...they just plan not to be caught.

I live close to a park. I'm sick of bags of dog excrement being thrown over and under my hedges.

Angrymum22 · 09/04/2025 17:14

The poo bag mystery is easy. My dog usually poos within 2 mins of starting a walk. I hang the bag on a branch , so it’s out of the reach of children then pick it up in the way back to the car/start. Otherwise I’m carrying for 3-4 miles and if I’m trying to control my dog it can get a bit messy if it gets wrapped up in the lead.
Most of the walks I take don’t have poo bins every 100m, if at all.
I always remove it on my return. If the dog poos on the walk then I have to carry it and double or triple bag it.
As for the toilet rolls, not guilty. It did produce some hilarious jokes though.

RockyRogue1001 · 09/04/2025 17:13

And here's my confession @GeorgianaM

Who are the people that voted Labour in?

Me! And I'd do it again.

RockyRogue1001 · 09/04/2025 17:12

I'm impressed that people are confessing

Mudkipper · 09/04/2025 17:09

ohyesido · 09/04/2025 15:27

Who actually orders a 3 course meal while companions order a starter and tap water, then suggests splitting the bill equally?

come on who does that?

A colleague of mine did this. I genuinely think she felt everyone else owed her this for the pleasure of her company.

StrawberrySquash · 09/04/2025 17:04

The loo roll thing was more complicated than just pure selfishness. I think it was a combination of two things:

I)we were all using more loo roll at home and less at work, restaurants etc. But the commercial market is a totally different supply chain with giant rolls etc. So people needed to buy more loo roll for home, from the domestic, supermarket loo roll market.

II) this then meant it ran out. So people panicked and bought a pack just in case. I know I bought a basket of food I wouldn't have usually bought on my way home from my last day in the office. Normal reaction to uncertainty. And then because it's become rare people do buy when they see it. I know I got tempted when I saw some (I didn't buy it!) because it had suddenly become this big deal.

III) "I can sell this £2 pack for a tenner" mentality. "If I don't I'm losing £8. So I must buy the lot." But I think they were a small part of it. And unless you are on the breadline I judge you for that.

Mudkipper · 09/04/2025 17:03

Octavia64 · 09/04/2025 15:11

I bought toilet rolls at the beginning of the pandemic.

more accurately I bought bloody everything - rice, pasta, loo rolls, tins of stuff - after Brexit and kept it stocked up on rotation. It was all in the shed. It came in bloody useful.

Same!

orangesandlemonssaythebellsofstclements · 09/04/2025 16:56

GeorgianaM · 09/04/2025 16:42

Who were (are) the people driving around in cars on their own wearing a face mask! 😂

Who are the people that have toddlers and don't have reins but get annoyed when their toddler runs off especially when it's close to a road?

Who are the people that get a dog based on its looks rather than its breed requirements and then have a reactive dog with behavioural problems because they are utterly clueless in socialising it and giving the correct diet and exercise?

Who are the people that let children run around in restaurants?

Who are the people that bleat about being overweight whilst eating absolutely crap in vast quantise every day?

Who are the people that drive around without using their indicators or looking in their rear or side mirrors?

Who are the people that park wonky in parking spaces and seem incapable of straightening their car?

Who are the people that spend a lot of money on their trainers to provide shock abortion for their feet and joints on hard roads and pavements but expect their dog to run at an unnatural gate (unless it's a Husky) with their joints taking a bashing?

Who are the people that park on pavement so that anyone in a wheelchair or with a pushchair has to walk out into the road to get past them?

Who are the people that voted Labour in? 🤷🏼‍♀️

I can answer some of these.

Who are the people that get a dog based on its looks rather than its breed requirements and then have a reactive dog with behavioural problems because they are utterly clueless in socialising it and giving the correct diet and exercise?
My shitty neighbours. They had one dog they couldn't control which was loud and aggressive. Then they got rid of it because they couldn't handle it. Then they got another dog that they still can't control but that one is fine because at least it doesn't bite them, it just wakes up the entire street when they walk it at 5am, letting it bark it's head off. It's behaviour doesn't bother them, so they don't care.
These people are just self absorbed, image-obsessed people. Simple as that.

Who are the people that let children run around in restaurants?
Again, selfish people. People that think they should be entitled to relax and enjoy their meal and shouldn't have to be a parent while they are supposed to be enjoying themselves. I call them "kids will be kids people". They're everywhere. I once had a child come over to my table, pick up a pepper pot and empty it onto my food. The mother simply said "kids will be kids".

Who are the people that park on pavement so that anyone in a wheelchair or with a pushchair has to walk out into the road to get past them?
"special case people". I have had a lengthy debate about this elsewhere. Everyone is special case. Everyone has some individual problem that means they absolutely must park like a twat and have absolutely no choice even though they set up their lives that way. The problem with "special case people" is that not everyone can be one but a huge percentage of the population think they are.

Who are the people that voted Labour in? 🤷🏼‍♀️
Me. I tactically voted in order to get a labour win. I would do the same again if there was a general election tomorrow.

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outerspacepotato · 09/04/2025 16:52

I have never seen a dog poop bag hung in a tree. WTF. That's weird.

And I hooked up a bidet.

Tooty78 · 09/04/2025 16:51

On our village FB a lady had posted a picture of her badly cut hand.

Some idiot(s) had stuck Blu Tack inside the dog poo bin, then embedded shards of glass into the Blu Tack, so when she put the poo bag in the bin.......

As oranges said "who are these people?"

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