To go home...FIL just made marmite toast without using any kind of butter 😱

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GiraffeCup · 30/03/2025 21:28

Like seriously, he spread marmite in DRY toast.

The man is clearly insane and we can't stay here any longer.

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MissScarletInTheBallroom · 30/03/2025 21:34

BMW6 · 30/03/2025 21:32

FML - leave IMMEDIATELY and dump the BF as he's obviously of a really odd human substrain.

If you stay with him and procreate your children will have fully plush body hair like a pelt and one eye in the centre. Probably.

Not worth the risk TBH. Better make sure.

Pretty sure she's not planning to have a baby with her FIL.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 30/03/2025 21:33

No butter under the marmite? Is he a serial killer?

CurlewKate · 30/03/2025 21:33

One of the major incompatibilities in my relationship is whether you have butter under peanut butter…

BMW6 · 30/03/2025 21:32

FML - leave IMMEDIATELY and dump the BF as he's obviously of a really odd human substrain.

If you stay with him and procreate your children will have fully plush body hair like a pelt and one eye in the centre. Probably.

Not worth the risk TBH. Better make sure.

DappledThings · 30/03/2025 21:32

MagneticSquirrel · 30/03/2025 21:31

YABU. Is it just marmite on toast you feel this way about?

Is toast with only jam ok? (I never have butter and jam on toast!)

I feel this way about toast and anything. Butter or margarine is an essential undercoat for any topping. Including peanut butter.

MagneticSquirrel · 30/03/2025 21:31

YABU. Is it just marmite on toast you feel this way about?

Is toast with only jam ok? (I never have butter and jam on toast!)

DappledThings · 30/03/2025 21:29

Despicable behaviour

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