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Petty revenge suggestions

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User9loooool · 23/03/2025 17:04

Preface: I have tried to go about this via all the right channels for months, I’ve reported it to my local council about 9 times and sent photos etc. any rational intervention we have tried (simply moving the bin) has resulted in vandalism and damage to residents cars.

Issue: Neighbour reserving/blocking a public road with their wheely bin for nearly 6 months. It’s not allowed as it’s not on their property, it’s on the road and blocking the road. They can be fined and asked to move it. Nothing has been done about it. I’ve given up with the council.

I am moving house…. So I don’t have to tolerate this anymore but I am dreaming of some kind of goodbye/fuck you. This has really affected us as we can’t park outside our own house for fear of having our car damaged.

I don’t want to do anything criminal that’s not what I’m suggesting. I also wouldn’t do anything on bin collection day that could cause an issue for the bin men

Family have suggested the following:
-hiding the bin somewhere on the estate
-kidnapping the bin
-gluing the bin to the road
-gluing the bin lid shut
-anti vandal paint on the handle
-covering it in sticky gloop/gelatine (that can be washed off but is inconvenient)
-filling it with something they have to empty like rocks

Or should I do the right (boring and sensible) thing and be the bigger person and let it go, and let this bully carry on bullying the next people who move in here

OP posts:
moanafan · 23/03/2025 17:07

Glue the lid shut! Do it! What an absolute bellend. I would do all of the above in an appropriate order that ends with the bin being kidnapped on the final day before you move… start with gluing the lid for sure though, that made me laugh!! Would love some updates on how this goes and am glad for your sake that you are moving!

Nodddy · 23/03/2025 17:05

Can you fill it with concrete mix and water? Or at least the bottom third? Leave it open on a warm day.