Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

That Comic Relief was the biggest pile of crap

108 replies

Alwx1987GG · 22/03/2025 09:30

I have just watched 2 hours of absolute rubbish. And I need to know if I'm going mad and my expectations are too high. A previous avid watcher, never again, not even for charity.

  1. Aside from the Oasis Sketch (mildly amusing) nothing remotely funny
  2. Years old sketches seemingly on loop. I know it's the anniversary but come on..it's like we are too safe to be funny anymore so have to rely on past sketches
  3. No Lenny Henry. It just ain't the same.
  4. A depressing long Eastenders Segment half way through, full of woe and doom
  5. Pete Wicks and Vicky Pattison visiting 'random' people's houses to give Amazon parcels, and 'just happen' to knock on a BBC often used Trans activist's door. Typical BBC.
  6. Presenters' cringeworthy auto cues - forced and uncomfortable
  7. Most of the money goes in Director's pockets anyway - I'd bet hardly any goes 'on the ground'

You are being unreasonable: Stop being a miserable menopausal old git, plus it's raised loads for charity.

You are not being unreasonable: It's a pile of cringeworthy crap.

OP posts:
BeholdOurButterStinketh · 22/03/2025 14:52

I don't for a moment believe that the directors keep most of the money for themselves - although I'm sure they're on decent charities - but I think a large question is WHICH charities and 'good causes' benefit, and what the choosing criteria are.

There are loads of genuine, bona fide charities out there - but many of them push beliefs and do work that I would personally 100% not support.

It's always a risk when you give trustingly to a grant-giving 'broker'-style charity, whose preferences and ideologies may wildly differ from your own, rather than directly to one that raises funds itself for its own clearly-stated cause.

MyUmberSeal · 22/03/2025 14:43

It was 3 hours of recycled shit, dressed up as being a 40th anniversary special.
Proper cheapo show compared to previous years, with the naff presenters vying for attention.

crumblingschools · 22/03/2025 14:42

@OonaStubbs can you prove that?

Nanny0gg · 22/03/2025 14:42

£34m + apparently

LunaNorth · 22/03/2025 14:40

I haven’t watched it since I was ambushed by Billy Connolly’s jiggling nob.

Still traumatised.

OonaStubbs · 22/03/2025 14:32

I think it is all a waste of money. Hardly any of the money actually goes to the people in need. Most of it goes into the greedy pockets of the people running and working for the charity.

BarneyRonson · 22/03/2025 14:31

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 22/03/2025 14:22

@BarneyRonson I agree with you with the possible exception of Bob Mortimer. But yeah if D, L or R ever left the show would collapse entirely.

Oh I love Bob, he’s special. He’s also part of the older generation of funny people, of course.

allstarsuperstar · 22/03/2025 14:27

Did they actually shoehorn in a TRA?? BBC stop promoting creeps challenge.

I only caught the last hour which just seemed to be videos of how we used to be funny. It doesn't seem big any more. No atmosphere. Do kids even talk about it any more?

AuntAgathaGregson · 22/03/2025 14:25

I seem to have missed the bit where you explained how you were forced to keep watching, OP?

BatchCookBabe · 22/03/2025 14:23

BarneyRonson · 22/03/2025 14:02

Where have the funny comedians gone though? All we see now are comedians that aren’t funny at all. It’s funny watching WILTY, when week after week the only people that make you laugh are the original fixtures, all the guests are as interesting and funny as Lisa at the till in Tesco.

Excuse me, Lisa is hilarious! How f**king dare you>! Hmm

😆

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 22/03/2025 14:22

@BarneyRonson I agree with you with the possible exception of Bob Mortimer. But yeah if D, L or R ever left the show would collapse entirely.

ChocolatesAndRainbows · 22/03/2025 14:17

Its never been something I'd watch. It's a bunch of sycophantic celebrities pretending they care about poor people for attention.

ThisIsMyYearToFindMyself · 22/03/2025 14:14

@mondaytosunday Did they raise a decent amount?

There’s nothing on the BBC News website. Don’t they normally have an article stating the amount raised?

Who was it who was being paid handsomely to present a BBC charity event? Terry Wogan?

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 22/03/2025 14:05

I took it that she was insinuating that the charity's admin and management costs were very high, as they sometimes are in charities ( not saying they are here), rather than implying that the BBC management were taking some of the money.

BarneyRonson · 22/03/2025 14:02

Where have the funny comedians gone though? All we see now are comedians that aren’t funny at all. It’s funny watching WILTY, when week after week the only people that make you laugh are the original fixtures, all the guests are as interesting and funny as Lisa at the till in Tesco.

crumblingschools · 22/03/2025 13:59

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g but the money doesn’t go into BBC hands like the OP is insinuating.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 22/03/2025 13:55

crumblingschools · 22/03/2025 13:52

The way the money is accounted for will be the same as for Children in Need

That's like saying the RNLI and the RSPCA operate in exactly the same way. CR and CiN are two separate charities with different purposes and trustees.

crumblingschools · 22/03/2025 13:52

The way the money is accounted for will be the same as for Children in Need

VickyEadieofThigh · 22/03/2025 13:48

weathervane1 · 22/03/2025 09:36

@Alwx1987GG if you look at the BBC children in need website, you'll find the following statement from the auditors:

For every pound donated to BBC Children in Need, a minimum of 95p goes directly towards changing the lives of children and young people experiencing a range of issues and challenges across the UK. This includes the grants we make to projects working with children and young people around the UK, the costs of making sure that these grants are properly monitored and evaluated, and the costs of undertaking research and initiatives designed to ensure we have a positive impact on young lives.

But this thread is not about Children in Need.

dodobookends · 22/03/2025 13:46

There's a rare sketch these days that makes me chuckle, and I could barely even watch it last night, despite actually appearing on it myself in one of the filmed segments. I'm a member of Rock Choir, and I am seriously pissed off that our esteemed leader decided to make the efforts of many thousands of us, filmed all over the country for a period of weeks, all about herself. She used the choir as a vehicle for her own television appearance.

Whoarethoseguys · 22/03/2025 13:42

Mrsdyna · 22/03/2025 10:17

If sending money helped, it would've worked by now.

It had funded many small projects both at home and abroad that have made a real difference to individuals.
It is working to support people. It's not a matter of donating once and that solving every future problem

faerietales · 22/03/2025 13:36

Why did you watch it for two hours if it was so bad?

BatchCookBabe · 22/03/2025 13:35

It is shite. As a pp said, it peaked in the 1990s. French and Saunders (their bit with the Spice Girls was brilliant!,) Ali G interviewing The Beckhams, Jo Brand, Harry Enfield, Lenny Henry, Julian Clary, Ben Elton, Alan Partridge, etc... It's all PC, woke bollocks now, and about as funny as piles.

Pretty sure much of the money does go to charity though @Alwx1987GG And a lot of people around the country/workplaces/schools etc seem to have a lot of fun with it.

So I'm on the fence a bit about whether it should be axed - or continue.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 22/03/2025 13:00

Mrsdyna · 22/03/2025 10:17

If sending money helped, it would've worked by now.

It does help, Mrsdyna - or rather it can - but it depends heavily on how recipients are chosen, what they do with the money when it gets there and what kind of overall accountability exists

My own charitable involvement's now on a purely local level, partly because most of these issues are much easier to monitor, but also because experience has taught that what's become an enormous industry has brought with it too many opportunities for graft

Puzzledandpissedoff · 22/03/2025 12:51

weathervane1 · 22/03/2025 09:36

@Alwx1987GG if you look at the BBC children in need website, you'll find the following statement from the auditors:

For every pound donated to BBC Children in Need, a minimum of 95p goes directly towards changing the lives of children and young people experiencing a range of issues and challenges across the UK. This includes the grants we make to projects working with children and young people around the UK, the costs of making sure that these grants are properly monitored and evaluated, and the costs of undertaking research and initiatives designed to ensure we have a positive impact on young lives.

Obviously this has to be managed, but realistically it's only the "grants given" part of that which many would regard as the money actually going to the needy; they may even say that the rest offer rather too many opportunities for ££££ to be spent on non productive areas

I didn't know they donated to Stonewall though, albeit their "housing" section, but this being tghe BBC I'm not in the least surprised