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What's everyone's favourite joke

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Anon9898 · 20/03/2025 18:19

My boys have none uniform day and have to go to school with a joke?

What is everyone's favourite CLEAN joke

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Myoldbear · 20/03/2025 18:27

What did the grape say when the elephant trod on it?

Nothing; it just gave a little w(h)ine.

TheDogsMother · 20/03/2025 18:25

We rehomed the local blacksmith's dog. Took it home and it made a bolt for the door 😂

KnickerlessParsons · 20/03/2025 18:23

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.