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Threw an egg at a car in an insomnia fuelled rage. AIBU?

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EggVigilante · 17/03/2025 08:58

I live in a block of flats with a turning square for cars outside. It’s painted with double yellow lines.

Unfortunately, this space attracts antisocial behaviour, especially during warmer months. We tend to get cars parking up and people congregating there during the night, with people playing music and chatting/shouting away at all hours.

In the past I’ve just turned over and tried to get back to sleep (often being woken up a few more times that night). This was a real blight on our lives last summer, but we’ve had a bit of respite over the winter. Last year I thought seriously about what I could do to try and get the noise dealt with by the council, but from research (and past experience about a noisy neighbour), I don’t think this is likely to be effective. It’s not always the same cars/people. I’ve thought about going out there and asking people to be quiet, but given how inconsiderate they are being, I doubt this would work (and feels potentially dangerous). After thinking about it I decided there was nothing I could really do to solve this, and it was just one of those things, and I’d have to lump it.

Last night I was jolted awake at 3:30 am by loud music booming from a car. I looked out the window and saw it had pulled up just outside.

I had a tough week last week, getting some bad health news, and I have been suffering from a bit of insomnia. My job is always quite full-on, and I was already filled with a fair bit of post-weekend dread about the amount of work I’ve got to get through this week. I thought I’d been coping pretty well, but I do feel a bit stretched thin.

When I saw the car parked there, blaring music so loudly and probably waking at least a hundred people up in the overlooking flats, I was so incensed that I ran into the kitchen, grabbed an egg, and lobbed it from the window.

The egg splatted harmlessly next to the car, which drove away sharpish.

AIBU to become the egg vigilante?

OP posts:
OopsIDidItAgainSeriously · 17/03/2025 12:33

Don't waste your eggs. Copy ye citizens of Edinburgh in ye olden days.

Don't forget to shout Gardyloo you fuckwits at them as loud as you can.

www.scotsman.com/whats-on/arts-and-entertainment/gardyloo-the-grim-story-of-unsanitary-edinburgh-1480434

Renamed · 17/03/2025 12:32

Eggs are rather expensive if this happens a lot, can you get something splatty that’s cheaper (wet paper towel?)

TeaIsNice · 17/03/2025 12:30

you need more practise at aiming

NaomhPadraigin · 17/03/2025 12:30

EggVigilante · 17/03/2025 12:24

Would it be assault? Or… battery?

(it was, in fact, a free range Burford Brown)

Given that there was so many people impacted I'd be denying all knowledge, it could have come from anywhere? 🤷‍♀️

Isthiswhatmenthink · 17/03/2025 12:28

I adore these threads. They bring out the unbelievably po-faced 😂

AllTheChaos · 17/03/2025 12:27

Ooh, fancy Op! They didn’t deserve such a nice egg!

AllTheChaos · 17/03/2025 12:26

12345mummy · 17/03/2025 11:48

I think you were well within your rights to throw that egg and it did the job but it’s not a good long term plan!

Have you called the Police? Anti social behaviour to this level is a Police issue and you should contact them every time it happens. They may send patrols past on a regular basis.

This was happening regularly near me and the police wouldn’t ever come out. They did absolutely nothing. In the end I went out with a hammer and threatened to smash the fuckwits’ headlights if they didn’t stop. The previous ones had been put off with a bright torch. I can’t say I’m proud, but when my child was sobbing with tiredness, and I was exhausted and enraged, I’m afraid rationally thinking went out of the window.

EggVigilante · 17/03/2025 12:24

nodramaplz · 17/03/2025 12:15

Yanbu
but bare in mind if it hit someone, it’s actually assault x

Would it be assault? Or… battery?

(it was, in fact, a free range Burford Brown)

OP posts:
nodramaplz · 17/03/2025 12:15

Yanbu
but bare in mind if it hit someone, it’s actually assault x

JohnofWessex · 17/03/2025 12:11

The Police wont necessarily come out for one incident BUT there are steps that can be taken if its constantly happening

scalt · 17/03/2025 12:09

“Call the police.”
Do the police actually exist any more?

”Eggs thrown at people can be deadly.”
Is this why people throw eggs at politicians, to assassinate them without using a gun? Also, do trick or treaters who throw eggs know that it’s deadly?

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g I too thought of the fuse box idea when the student house next to us had an all night party, I didn’t do it in the end (complained to the university instead, who did carry out disciplinary proceedings).

WearyAuldWumman · 17/03/2025 12:09

samarrange · 17/03/2025 09:38

Am I the only person reading this who wondered why OP didn't call the police? Surely this is punishable anti-social behaviour, as much as if the loud music was coming from the flat next door. The police might also fancy a chance of giving out some tickets for lack of insurance and also perhaps a few class As in the glove box. Yet we're on page 3 and nobody has mentioned it. Did I miss a change in the law?

If the OP's local police are anything like Police Scotland, there's not a hope in hell that they would come out for something like this.

Practically our whole street was out one night a couple of years ago, because two yobs had taken a 'For Sale' sign and were using it to bash parked cars.

I phoned the police. They weren't interested.

JohnofWessex · 17/03/2025 12:07

I would get on to The Police & Local Authority

You can get a Public Space Protection Order

Also report the registration numbers

PrettayGood · 17/03/2025 12:02

shockeditellyou · 17/03/2025 11:56

Good for you, OP. People are antisocial dicks because they can get away with it.

This makes no sense. People are antisocial dicks, absolutely. Is the answer to behave the same, or worse? Perhaps inciting aggressive or violent retaliation?

There’s never a reason to behave like a common thug.

Ono200 · 17/03/2025 12:01

Coolasfeck · 17/03/2025 09:12

I’m sorry your children have such a severe allergy but this comment in this context is ridiculous.

As a fellow insomniac and hater of noise and inconsiderate people I sympathise, but as a mother of a child with a severe egg allergy please please don’t throw eggs. The context is not ridiculous, if my child happened to fall over on that bit of ground, or open a neighbouring car door etc etc there would be serious dangerous repercussions. It’s not like a restaurant which we would be avoiding. Please could people be more aware of this. You wouldn’t throw other dangerous objects around.so don’t do this either. It’s also disgusting to leave food outside.

Isthiswhatmenthink · 17/03/2025 12:01

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:12

Please stop. 😂 I’m sorry your kids are deathly allergic to eggs. Maybe teach them to not be deeply antisocial. But throwing an egg near a car is not going to cause an allergic reaction. Be serious.

FastFood · 17/03/2025 11:58

OhCalmTheFuckDownMargaret · 17/03/2025 09:03

I'm disappointed you missed. There's no excuse. Please work on your aim.

Exactly.

shockeditellyou · 17/03/2025 11:56

Good for you, OP. People are antisocial dicks because they can get away with it.

Annascaul · 17/03/2025 11:54

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:07

Yabu. My children are both severely allergic to egg and that is not unusual. Contact with egg could kill them.

Not that they would behave like that (I hope!). But you must not view egg or any other food as benign and harmless. It could kill.

Oh, give over!

oakleaffy · 17/03/2025 11:52

EGGspert aim OP.

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oakleaffy · 17/03/2025 11:52

Kianai · 17/03/2025 11:44

I agree with others, perfect your aim. Try to be as anonymous as possible. Wear black. And if you succeed in driving them off, a cape.

Many don't understand what living in an area with these loud, thick, antisocial asswipe hooligans is like, or they actually think the police and council will care and try to help (scoff).

These animals only understand one thing. Immediate consequences.

Give them some. Become... Egg Woman.

This song was made for OP!
^^
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob
^^

CoffeeWithHer · 17/03/2025 11:49

Kianai · 17/03/2025 11:44

I agree with others, perfect your aim. Try to be as anonymous as possible. Wear black. And if you succeed in driving them off, a cape.

Many don't understand what living in an area with these loud, thick, antisocial asswipe hooligans is like, or they actually think the police and council will care and try to help (scoff).

These animals only understand one thing. Immediate consequences.

Give them some. Become... Egg Woman.

There is a restaurant in London called ‘Egg Slut’ - we could get a brand deal / sponsorship as well.

OP - this is all working out rather well 😆

12345mummy · 17/03/2025 11:48

I think you were well within your rights to throw that egg and it did the job but it’s not a good long term plan!

Have you called the Police? Anti social behaviour to this level is a Police issue and you should contact them every time it happens. They may send patrols past on a regular basis.

Kianai · 17/03/2025 11:44

I agree with others, perfect your aim. Try to be as anonymous as possible. Wear black. And if you succeed in driving them off, a cape.

Many don't understand what living in an area with these loud, thick, antisocial asswipe hooligans is like, or they actually think the police and council will care and try to help (scoff).

These animals only understand one thing. Immediate consequences.

Give them some. Become... Egg Woman.

NaomhPadraigin · 17/03/2025 11:31

SillyOP · 17/03/2025 11:27

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