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Threw an egg at a car in an insomnia fuelled rage. AIBU?

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EggVigilante · 17/03/2025 08:58

I live in a block of flats with a turning square for cars outside. It’s painted with double yellow lines.

Unfortunately, this space attracts antisocial behaviour, especially during warmer months. We tend to get cars parking up and people congregating there during the night, with people playing music and chatting/shouting away at all hours.

In the past I’ve just turned over and tried to get back to sleep (often being woken up a few more times that night). This was a real blight on our lives last summer, but we’ve had a bit of respite over the winter. Last year I thought seriously about what I could do to try and get the noise dealt with by the council, but from research (and past experience about a noisy neighbour), I don’t think this is likely to be effective. It’s not always the same cars/people. I’ve thought about going out there and asking people to be quiet, but given how inconsiderate they are being, I doubt this would work (and feels potentially dangerous). After thinking about it I decided there was nothing I could really do to solve this, and it was just one of those things, and I’d have to lump it.

Last night I was jolted awake at 3:30 am by loud music booming from a car. I looked out the window and saw it had pulled up just outside.

I had a tough week last week, getting some bad health news, and I have been suffering from a bit of insomnia. My job is always quite full-on, and I was already filled with a fair bit of post-weekend dread about the amount of work I’ve got to get through this week. I thought I’d been coping pretty well, but I do feel a bit stretched thin.

When I saw the car parked there, blaring music so loudly and probably waking at least a hundred people up in the overlooking flats, I was so incensed that I ran into the kitchen, grabbed an egg, and lobbed it from the window.

The egg splatted harmlessly next to the car, which drove away sharpish.

AIBU to become the egg vigilante?

OP posts:
PandyMoanyMum · 17/03/2025 09:17

Thank god it wasn’t peanut butter you threw at them. Now that would have been reckless.

Coolasfeck · 17/03/2025 09:16

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:14

It's not at all. Lots of people are allergic to egg and other foods.

I’m allergic to legumes, however, I don’t live shaking in fear of someone throwing some beans at me at 3am whilst in a car.

Put the bottle down it’s too early!

Bournetilly · 17/03/2025 09:15

YANBU, just make sure they don’t know it’s you.

UndermyShoeJoe · 17/03/2025 09:15

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:14

It's not at all. Lots of people are allergic to egg and other foods.

Unless those are the exact people out at 3am being knobs they don’t really have anything to worry about do they.

Whyherewego · 17/03/2025 09:15

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:14

It's not at all. Lots of people are allergic to egg and other foods.

That is very true. Although very few cars are ime

WhatIsCorndogs · 17/03/2025 09:14

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:14

It's not at all. Lots of people are allergic to egg and other foods.

Lack of sleep can also kill you

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:14

Coolasfeck · 17/03/2025 09:12

I’m sorry your children have such a severe allergy but this comment in this context is ridiculous.

It's not at all. Lots of people are allergic to egg and other foods.

TheOverstuffedWalrus · 17/03/2025 09:13

I don't condone throwing anything in a fit of rage. But the risk of an egg thrown inexpertly from a decent distance accidentally killing someone with an egg allergy who is sitting in a car is really not worth the concern of some pps 😆

Op, I'm sorry this is happening to you. I hope you find a solution.

UndermyShoeJoe · 17/03/2025 09:13

Improve your aim and if you want to appease the don’t throw eggs brigade get water bombs

Lollypop701 · 17/03/2025 09:13

In a block of flats it’s unlikely they will know it’s you… maybe ask neighbors to join in… raining eggs maybe the solution 😂

OhCalmTheFuckDownMargaret · 17/03/2025 09:13

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:12

I think you've made your point. Three times.

DaniMontyRae · 17/03/2025 09:13

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:08

It's not funny. Eggs can cause lethal allergic reactions. Finding throwing food funny is grim and ignorant

But cars aren't allergic to anything and hopefully you've taught your children not to touch random substances on the ground

Whyherewego · 17/03/2025 09:13

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:08

It's not funny. Eggs can cause lethal allergic reactions. Finding throwing food funny is grim and ignorant

Omg it was at a car ! It wouldn't have an allergic reaction to an egg.
OP i am also disappointed you missed. Please practice for next time.

sidebirds · 17/03/2025 09:13

YANBU - I feel for you

Buy these ear-plugs (far more effective than the foam variety), they will cut out at least 50% of the noise:

amzn.eu/d/0UxYGaO

CreationNat1on · 17/03/2025 09:13

Water gun sniper, might be better.

Coolasfeck · 17/03/2025 09:12

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:07

Yabu. My children are both severely allergic to egg and that is not unusual. Contact with egg could kill them.

Not that they would behave like that (I hope!). But you must not view egg or any other food as benign and harmless. It could kill.

I’m sorry your children have such a severe allergy but this comment in this context is ridiculous.

Annoyeddd · 17/03/2025 09:11

Are they quite young people - could try the mosquito sound app.

HelenWheels · 17/03/2025 09:11

what a great idea!

Eggsellent

mumofoneAlonebutokay · 17/03/2025 09:10

Yanbu 🥰

7393827gsjsbdh · 17/03/2025 09:09

Good for you
We used to live next to a block of flats and the ambulance bay was always parked on by someone in a BMW. After the ambulance couldn't get to park for an elderly neighbour one night, someone in the flats started putting rubbish bags onto of the bonnet and the roof of the car.
Can't say I have the balls to do it myself but it did the job and the neighbours all loved the man or woman who did it! (although I don't think anyone found out who it was)
so well done op. its harmless and might stop them doing it again. I'd keep an egg box by the window and the window cracked open, no-one would know its you!

LittleGreenDragons · 17/03/2025 09:09

Oh OP... I am very disappointed in you.

Aim better!

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WhatIsCorndogs · 17/03/2025 09:08

I don't blame you at all. I'd be buying more eggs in specifically to throw at any car who stops there to make a racket and disturb my sleep. People should be so inconsiderate!!!

Iheartmysmart · 17/03/2025 09:08

Personally I think you were quite restrained and should get a super soaker, fill it with indelible ink and fire at the bastards next time. I live in a development of flats and know how draining anti social behaviour is and how difficult it is to get anything done about it.

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