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Threw an egg at a car in an insomnia fuelled rage. AIBU?

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EggVigilante · 17/03/2025 08:58

I live in a block of flats with a turning square for cars outside. It’s painted with double yellow lines.

Unfortunately, this space attracts antisocial behaviour, especially during warmer months. We tend to get cars parking up and people congregating there during the night, with people playing music and chatting/shouting away at all hours.

In the past I’ve just turned over and tried to get back to sleep (often being woken up a few more times that night). This was a real blight on our lives last summer, but we’ve had a bit of respite over the winter. Last year I thought seriously about what I could do to try and get the noise dealt with by the council, but from research (and past experience about a noisy neighbour), I don’t think this is likely to be effective. It’s not always the same cars/people. I’ve thought about going out there and asking people to be quiet, but given how inconsiderate they are being, I doubt this would work (and feels potentially dangerous). After thinking about it I decided there was nothing I could really do to solve this, and it was just one of those things, and I’d have to lump it.

Last night I was jolted awake at 3:30 am by loud music booming from a car. I looked out the window and saw it had pulled up just outside.

I had a tough week last week, getting some bad health news, and I have been suffering from a bit of insomnia. My job is always quite full-on, and I was already filled with a fair bit of post-weekend dread about the amount of work I’ve got to get through this week. I thought I’d been coping pretty well, but I do feel a bit stretched thin.

When I saw the car parked there, blaring music so loudly and probably waking at least a hundred people up in the overlooking flats, I was so incensed that I ran into the kitchen, grabbed an egg, and lobbed it from the window.

The egg splatted harmlessly next to the car, which drove away sharpish.

AIBU to become the egg vigilante?

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dottydodah · 17/03/2025 09:43

I voted YABU just because it may come back at you is all.Years ago DM worked ( Dad was ill recovering from Heart attack ) Upstairs NDN would have all night parties .And she would have to get up for work ,would be crying .However me and Dad snoozing our heads off, Nothing she could do as they were police! It may be better to tell the council and see if they can do anything .I feel for you and I think they are inconsiderate idiots

Coconutter24 · 17/03/2025 09:43

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What innocent bystander is in a car park at 3:30am? Their either part of the problem up to their own stuff

wishiwasjoking · 17/03/2025 09:42

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:07

Yabu. My children are both severely allergic to egg and that is not unusual. Contact with egg could kill them.

Not that they would behave like that (I hope!). But you must not view egg or any other food as benign and harmless. It could kill.

If your allergy is that bad you carry an epipen and in the highly unlikely event that the egg somehow penetrates through the car window you'll be okay.

blushroses6 · 17/03/2025 09:40

I live in a block of flats and fully understand, the antisocial behaviour is unbelievable and it does get worse as the weather gets warmer. Other peoples darling children come and sit in our stairwell and “hang out” charging their phones, swearing and blasting music. It’s awful. We’ve had kids who live in the houses (with gardens!) nextdoor drag large football nets into our tiny carpark to play presumably encouraged by their parents who don’t want to risk their own windows. It’s madness. Unfortunately, I live on the ground floor so it may be a bit obvious if I threw an egg!

SerafinasGoose · 17/03/2025 09:40

samarrange · 17/03/2025 09:38

Am I the only person reading this who wondered why OP didn't call the police? Surely this is punishable anti-social behaviour, as much as if the loud music was coming from the flat next door. The police might also fancy a chance of giving out some tickets for lack of insurance and also perhaps a few class As in the glove box. Yet we're on page 3 and nobody has mentioned it. Did I miss a change in the law?

The police don't respond to noise nuisance complaints. They'll just refer you to environmental health.

wishiwasjoking · 17/03/2025 09:38

Maurepas · 17/03/2025 09:25

I have thrown water in similar circumstances - it also works . Won't waste an egg though! People just don't get how awful they are. This solution was a lot cheaper than our management company hiring 24 hour guards for 2 months.

You throw water at cars? Isn't that just a free car wash?

samarrange · 17/03/2025 09:38

Am I the only person reading this who wondered why OP didn't call the police? Surely this is punishable anti-social behaviour, as much as if the loud music was coming from the flat next door. The police might also fancy a chance of giving out some tickets for lack of insurance and also perhaps a few class As in the glove box. Yet we're on page 3 and nobody has mentioned it. Did I miss a change in the law?

GinToBegin · 17/03/2025 09:37

I’m going to hazard a guess that the purse-lipped sanctimony is mainly coming from people who have never been subject to prolonged anti-social behaviour in their own home, enforced insomnia and the effects they can have on a person’s health.

Easterbunnygettingsorted · 17/03/2025 09:36

Op you were eggstremely proyoked...
See it as a one off..
Or you will become a shadow of your former shell-f...
Sleep deprivation is a killer...
Bit like salmonella!!

Kuretake · 17/03/2025 09:35

My flatmate threw an egg at a motorbike after it's faulty alarm woke us up for about the tenth night running. Her aim was amazing from the 3rd floor and got it really good. The owner did start parking elsewhere so worked for us. This was about 30 years ago I haven't thought about it for ages.

Pootlemcsmootle · 17/03/2025 09:35

madamweb · 17/03/2025 09:07

Yabu. My children are both severely allergic to egg and that is not unusual. Contact with egg could kill them.

Not that they would behave like that (I hope!). But you must not view egg or any other food as benign and harmless. It could kill.

This thread is unintentionally hilarious is it showing early signs of a classic 😂

anyolddinosaur · 17/03/2025 09:33

How about a chamber pot and it's (liquid) contents next time? Dilute it with water - it's only slightly acidic and unlikely to damage the paint but a bit of extra water will make it even less of a risk.

CheshireCat1 · 17/03/2025 09:33

Hopefully you don’t live in the USA, I believe eggs have been very expensive lately

GabbySolisX · 17/03/2025 09:33

I wonder if it could crack their windscreen coming down from a height? Maybe have a bucket of slime on standby instead.

ilovesooty · 17/03/2025 09:31

Well there's some premeditation involved in going to the kitchen and getting an egg to throw so don't claim it was an impulsive act. Eggs could hit innocent bystanders or cause damage to another stationary car. I wouldn't have blamed you for aiming a supersoaker at them though.

GabbySolisX · 17/03/2025 09:31

Given the circumstances yanbu.
I don’t know how anyone thinks it’s acceptable to park up outside someone’s place at 3am, with their music on full blast. I wouldn’t throw an egg myself, but that’s easy for me to say when it’s never happened. That arsehole was probably the straw that broke the camels back. Seems to have worked too, maybe have another egg on standby for next time.

curtaintwitcher78 · 17/03/2025 09:31

Keep aiming next to the car.
If you hit the car that could be criminal damage.
Also someone might see you do it and come up and kick your door in, so maybe don't.
But for now, well done, the fact they drove off means it was mission accomplished.

Pootlemcsmootle · 17/03/2025 09:30

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Were you the one driving the car?! 😄

OP they're bloody lucky it was just an egg, good for you!!

Fimofriend · 17/03/2025 09:29

I read somewhere that egg left unattended on a car will destroy the paint work. I don't know why.

Not2identifying · 17/03/2025 09:28

I think some of the people saying you shouldn't have done it have probably never lived in those kind of neighbourhoods. I have and I know that righteous rage is like nothing I've ever experienced. I'm thrilled you had such a good solution and hope you can continue to use it to see off the scum keeping lots of people awake at night.

Maurepas · 17/03/2025 09:25

I have thrown water in similar circumstances - it also works . Won't waste an egg though! People just don't get how awful they are. This solution was a lot cheaper than our management company hiring 24 hour guards for 2 months.

takealettermsjones · 17/03/2025 09:21

Whyherewego · 17/03/2025 09:15

That is very true. Although very few cars are ime

This is the funniest comment 🤣 The understatement. The "ime".
10/10 comedy work, well done. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

WonderingAboutThus · 17/03/2025 09:20

I am sure society is not supposed to approve of this, but... yay?

Look, of it's stupid but it works it isn't stupid.

EggVigilante · 17/03/2025 09:20

Thank you to everyone for your comments. Yes, I certainly have been a bit of a yob, which surprised me — I didn’t know I had it in me. The main concern for me is that if I’d hit the paintwork, the shell could have scratched it, which could be expensive to fix.

Although it would be very satisfying to continue balancing the scales of justice with more eggs in future, perhaps this is not a wise course of action.

I do like the idea of a super soaker though — a quick squirt to a parked car could give someone a shock, and perhaps make them realise how enraging they are being. Without risking criminal damage.

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Winederlust · 17/03/2025 09:18

YABU for dismissing all other options without apparently even trying. And if you're worried about retaliation from confrontation I'm not sure why you expect different from throwing an egg!

But I do understand your frustration!

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