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Tell me your work mistakes that you can laugh about now!

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Drearycommuter · 06/03/2025 18:51

Hi all,

I work in a relatively high profile role and had a complete brain melt in a meeting today and actually spoke gobbledegook.

I got completely confused and was talking about one person when I meant someone else AT LENGTH, everyone was looking at me like I was mad. It was my only contribution to the meeting.

It doesn't sound that bad on paper but honestly it was mortifying as they were all internal very important stakeholders who were completely competent. I was also the only one on screen so imagine I was MASSIVE too.

A few weeks ago I was on a virtual call and saw a cat killing a bird in my garden and started screaming on camera like a lunatic. This was worse than that!

Please make me feel better with your stories of work mistakes that felt awful but are now funny!

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CorsicaDreaming · 06/03/2025 19:18

Many (many many) years ago I was a trainee solicitor and a client about my age asked me in reception- in hearing range of the receptionist - if I would like to meet him for a drink after work...

I stammered "Err, no sorry, I can't mix business with pleasure" and beat a hasty retreat.

Of course the receptionist told everyone in the office about this, and how "sweet" I was - including my boss, one of the senior partners.

GreenPinkYellowOrange · 06/03/2025 19:15

I had to write a guidance document for a new computer system which went out to about 200 people. Was mortified to have it pointed out that I'd written 'porthole' instead of 'portal' all the way through it, and when they told me I still didn't understand the mistake (I was pronouncing them the same) until they told me that ships windows are portholes and computer systems use portals! I still cringe a decade later 😆

CorsicaDreaming · 06/03/2025 19:13

Yes @Meecrowahvey - we definitely need more details on this one....

Dancingatthepinkponyclub · 06/03/2025 19:11

Meecrowahvey · 06/03/2025 19:10

Many years ago I clean up a crime scene, accidentally.

It was incredibly painful having to explain my stupidity to my manager and the police. Blush

How?!

Meecrowahvey · 06/03/2025 19:10

Many years ago I clean up a crime scene, accidentally.

It was incredibly painful having to explain my stupidity to my manager and the police. Blush

Drearycommuter · 06/03/2025 19:09

Ha ha ha ha! Strong start

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JustMeHello · 06/03/2025 19:05

I had a new boss, and she gave me her number. Later that day I was texting my friend about cooking and somehow ending up sending a first text to my new boss that just said "I have excellent knife skills, haha!" with some devil faces. The poor woman looked terrified.