My neighbour has been annoying me for months and months

No one has EVER taken the piss out of me like that, I wish they would, I'd have sooo much fun with them😈

Why do you think she is like that op? Genuine question. Lonely? Unwell? ND?

Obviously she is BU, and you did the right thing, I just wonder why people behave like this.

Well I’d block her. Or call her bluff. Say you can help her move something or can drop her somewhere. If she asks why he can’t do it, just say he doesn’t want to as she makes him feel uncomfortable and feels she’s being sexist. Bet she’d stop asking soon enough!

Well done telling her to fuck off. Block her number and keep ignoring her. Cheeky entitled cow!

When I was young my neighbour was a woman in her 60s who'd wait outside for me coming home from work then yak on for an hour before I could get in the door. She'd often phone and the same would happen. I'd cut my grass and she'd be straight out wanting to talk. Drove me insane, I felt I was losing entire evenings to her mindless chit-chat. She was clearly lonely and I was a soft touch back then - its taught me to not engage with neighbours beyond a polite smile and wave every now and then!

So I applaud your assertiveness

One of the few times I would say block her, just don’t take her calls or texts.

She's not quite right in the head. Tell her you want nothing to do with her. EVER!

You and your husband both need to block her on your phones.

Just say No to any of her requests and give her the dead stare. Start ignoring her more.

I can’t get over a sausage roll and six fried eggs.

I'd message back with "and what have you done for the village".

@Neighbourissuedaily if she has a car, why does she want a lift to school?? why does she want to park on your drive?? I, personally, would currently spending time in prison if I was you. you have the patience of a saint to only be blocking her number now. how did she even get your number? I couldnt tell you any of my neighbours numbers!

Do you know any of your other neighbours? Does she try this with them too?

Only someone with some sort of mental issues would behave in this way. Would be wary. At least you have rmanaged to finally tell her whats what. Do any other neighbours have the same issues. I absolutely can not stand thosr people who are overly friendly, I really hate it as they usually want something from you. Keep well away from her as she will be trouble.

This reminds me of a colleague at work

We became mates (going for a coffee type mates) and she wanted to re-paint her house but claimed to be skint (always has enough to buy weed/crap/buy new clothes from primark)

Anyway,we'd just finished decorating our house and I said she could have all our leftover paint-as long as she didn't mind blues,greys and greens-all decent brands

All good,I got dp to run the paint round and had put in a roller and a few other bits for her

A few weeks later,I got a text asking when I was planning on going round to paint her whole house!

I laughed-no way!she expected me to go round,clear hoarders level of crap,take it all to the tip,slap the paint on the walls,gloss all the woodwork and do all this over the one weekend I had off work! (with her untrained dog up my arse and by myself as she doesn't trust dp in her house)

She bitched about me to work-apparently I was being unreasonable

As far as I know,the paint is still in the tins

I can just imagine this CF creepy woman curtain twitching while op's dh cuts her lawn, 😂👀

It’s a miracle you haven’t killed her!!!

She see you ad the barrier to her getting what she wants/ needs. I wonder if her damsel in distress act works in your husband. If he is more accommodating when you aren't around. The only way to nip this in the bud is with a united front. You need to agree no lifts EVER, no lending, no lifting, no carrying, no mowing, no car trouble help. NOTHING! If she can't do it herself then she needs to pay someone else to do it.

She started asking could she add a few bits to our weekly grocery delivery and then didn’t pay us back so after 3 weeks I said sorry we won’t be doing that any more
She was testing the water & your response gave her the green light, I'd have said a flat 'no'.
Or maybe money up front and £10 for my trouble (also up front) or no dice😈

This sounds outrageous. Genuine question - could her behaviour qualify as harassment? Especially as she’s been nasty to you. I’d be tempted to look into reporting this if it didn’t stop.

I had a neighbour I barely knew come round and say they needed to borrow my car. I offered to drive them somewhere if they needed a lift. They said no that would not work because they were going to a wedding and wanted to pretend the car was theirs!
I was so gobsmacked I just muttered something about insurance and shut the door.

Sounds very wrong to me. I do hope your situation improves.

Yanbu. Does she ever ask for your help? Sounds like she fancies your dh (if he's anything like mine he's probably terrified 😂)

Well I'm old and have never heard of such blatant piss taking in all my many years!

When she was stood by your car expecting a lift the 1st time didn't you say WTF right then??

I feel sorry for her child having such an awful person as a parent. Either the child Will emulate his mum or Will cringe with embarrassment!

Haha, the lunch scene is definitely worth a watch than. They're different ages, but she has a creepy obsession with the "head-master."

What a weirdo. No I agree with you except telling her to F off. That wasn’t necessary. I get the sentiment and reason why but it just isn’t ever appropriate.

Interesting to see if she backs off now….