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Srepmum1984 · 21/02/2025 14:14

I am growing more and more gobsmacked with my teenagers common sense and I wanted to hear some other funny stories.

This week alone, son has toasted bread with butter already on it because he couldn't be bothered to wait and it smelt like the house was on fire.

Was feeling ill, so made him a Lemsip. He poured it (literally) straight into his mouth then screeched he didn't realise it was hot. He watched me make it from the kettle.

Today he is working with me over his college half term in the office for some extra cash. Blew his nose, then proceeded to try and open my free standing air conditioner fin part as he thought ' I had a fancy Japanese bin'

Please tell me I am not alone😂😂😂

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Breadcat24 · 25/02/2025 15:35

Sorry it might not go away with age. Looks at husband who melted bee's wax that had paraffin wax in it in the microwave. 2 foot sheet of flame and re-decorated wall

Flibberteegibbet · 25/02/2025 15:18

letslaughitoff · 23/02/2025 23:03

But its true.
What as the parenting world come to when young adults are growing up without knowing the simple things.

What has the world come to when (I assume) an adult doesn’t know the difference between as and has

Choccyp1g · 25/02/2025 15:12

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 25/02/2025 02:58

These are making me laugh! I thought I'd done a pretty good job of teaching dd life skills before sending her off to uni, but got a text from her on day 2 "I'm trying to get a bus, but they keep not stopping." I guess I forgot to tell her to put her arm out!
I do still get texts from both my girls at uni of the "how long will I cook this for?" Or "can I eat this (green) potato?)
And just watched teenage ds make pasta tonight with hot water from the tap (because apparently boiling the kettle is a huge effort..)

But sometimes you have to learn by experimenting! Teenage me at uni managed to start a fire and a flood at the same time- went out shopping and brought back steak pie and ice cream. Put pie in oven, went to put ice cream in freezer, discovered it completely iced over. Spent next hour trying to defrost it (a fish slice and a cheese grater were employed, I believe) When I came in from air I realised kitchen was full of smoke, steak pie on fire! Threw it out of the window in a panic, went around opening windows etc, slipped in massive pool of water from half defrosted freezer and landed on the cheese grater!
I promise, I am generally quite competent these days!

I hope you told her which arm! (DS15 asked)

TurtleBarnacle · 25/02/2025 14:34

Dadyu · 25/02/2025 14:00

One good reason why teenagers may be without good manners could be that they did not learn those good behaviors from childhood either because their parents were keen on making more money and the children missed out in daycare. "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it" (Proverbs 22:6). A 2-parent home is biblically the right environment to raise children. A mother is the greatest caretaker of the home; therefore, she should not be absent from the home until the kids are grown up. Everyone in the world, whether a genius or anyone making contributions, one way or the other, passed through a woman. Anyhow, a husband minded man should be the one chosen by a woman who is going to have children oar a child.

Yes dear.

ClockingOffers · 25/02/2025 14:26

HolyPeaches · 24/02/2025 09:33

(Sorry for linking the Daily Mail) but the bit about not liking phoning because their generation is so used to instant messaging - is literally one of the quotes. It’s not simplistic nonsense at all.

Similarly, Evie, 17, said she 'hates' taking phone calls unless it is from a family member.
She added: 'But anyone else, I don't want them to call me because it feels quite formal, and that's not something I'm used to. It's unknown to our generation, we've grown up texting each other.'

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14258411/amp/College-offers-students-sessions-talk-phone-Gen-Z-anxiety-calls-causes-nausea-dizziness.html

OMG! You actually quoted the DM as your source for accurate factual information.

I didn’t really believe that gullible people like you existed until now.

Every day’s a school day! 😂😂

UrsulasHerbBag · 25/02/2025 14:23

Srepmum1984 · 25/02/2025 14:07

What?

Seconded.

Srepmum1984 · 25/02/2025 14:07

Dadyu · 25/02/2025 14:00

One good reason why teenagers may be without good manners could be that they did not learn those good behaviors from childhood either because their parents were keen on making more money and the children missed out in daycare. "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it" (Proverbs 22:6). A 2-parent home is biblically the right environment to raise children. A mother is the greatest caretaker of the home; therefore, she should not be absent from the home until the kids are grown up. Everyone in the world, whether a genius or anyone making contributions, one way or the other, passed through a woman. Anyhow, a husband minded man should be the one chosen by a woman who is going to have children oar a child.

What?

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Dadyu · 25/02/2025 14:00

One good reason why teenagers may be without good manners could be that they did not learn those good behaviors from childhood either because their parents were keen on making more money and the children missed out in daycare. "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it" (Proverbs 22:6). A 2-parent home is biblically the right environment to raise children. A mother is the greatest caretaker of the home; therefore, she should not be absent from the home until the kids are grown up. Everyone in the world, whether a genius or anyone making contributions, one way or the other, passed through a woman. Anyhow, a husband minded man should be the one chosen by a woman who is going to have children oar a child.

Its Been A Long Time Waiting GIF
twoshedsjackson · 25/02/2025 11:27

@AnnoyedAsAllHeck , You reminded me pf one of my early teenage cooking disasters. Muesli was a new product to the UK market, imported from Europe. As is common with such products, recipe suggestions are included, incorporating said product, to encourage their wider use, and I wanted to try making muesli cake.. My DM was happy to let me develop my independent cooking skills, and as per usual, helped me gather ingredients then left me to it.
The metric system was hardly used back in the day, so the manufacturers had helpfully translated the recipe from the original German/metric into English/imperial, including "1 tbsp. baking powder".
I had done enough home baking to know about adding baking powder to plain flour to make things rise, but lacked the experience, or common sense, to twig that the translator had confused "1 tsp" for "1 tbsp"........it rose all right!
DM kept calm about the mess and the waste of ingredients, but I received a practical lesson on Ovens and How They Are Deep Cleaned.

SequoiaTree · 25/02/2025 11:02

jellyfishperiwinkle · 25/02/2025 10:59

Yeah quite. Why are people so openly admitting that their parenting has been so rubbish, almost proudly?

The reason they don't know this stuff is because you haven't told them or show them.

Try and remember back in the day when you didn't know stuff. Or maybe you did know it all, as your parents did a better job. Or maybe you came out of the womb as a perfectly formed 45 year old. Or maybe your generation were automatically superior. Which do you think applies?

I don't think anyone has said previous generations of teenagers were superior other than you. People have used examples of when they were teens and they or their friends did silly things.

jellyfishperiwinkle · 25/02/2025 10:59

Sugepaper · 23/02/2025 21:07

I’m sorry but a lot of these are just odd. Eating raw bacon, putting milk in a kettle, thinking you fry eggs with a shell on?

Either dreadful parenting or not very bright. My 10 yr old wouldn’t do any of this.

Yeah quite. Why are people so openly admitting that their parenting has been so rubbish, almost proudly?

The reason they don't know this stuff is because you haven't told them or show them.

Try and remember back in the day when you didn't know stuff. Or maybe you did know it all, as your parents did a better job. Or maybe you came out of the womb as a perfectly formed 45 year old. Or maybe your generation were automatically superior. Which do you think applies?

SpinsterOfTheParish · 25/02/2025 10:53

My DD (now in her 20s) thought the hoover had a volume dial. She absolutely could not accept that it's actual function was to increase/decrease the suction, and used to wonder plaintively why I insisted on "hoovering at full volume" 🤣

Obviously she would turn it down to its lowest setting when she hoovered, and then not understand there was still cat hair everywhere Hmm

Malacath · 25/02/2025 10:35

I can totally see my almost 12 year old heading the same way, she's quite competent but she already complains "but you never told me that!" whenever she does something without thinking it through. Cannot wait to see what she'll be up to in the next few years!
I was going to but a new toaster soon, but after reading this thread I think I'll wait until the old one has been put out of its misery first! 😂

pebbles8811 · 25/02/2025 09:28

HolyPeaches · 23/02/2025 21:19

Yes!

I also think these teens are the ‘TikTok generation’ that are so consumed with screens and social media that they genuinely have no idea how to cope in the real world.

I also saw on (I think it was ITV) news that some schools are running “telephone call anxiety classes” as teens these days have grown up with instant messaging/texting that they’re terrified of making phone calls and speaking to people via the telephone. Incredibly unequipped for independent life.

I’m 36 and hate phoning anyone lol if I could text the dr for an appointment I would 😂 but it is a good idea for the younger generations who haven’t grown up using the phone for calling people

Snakebite61 · 25/02/2025 09:22

Srepmum1984 · 21/02/2025 14:14

I am growing more and more gobsmacked with my teenagers common sense and I wanted to hear some other funny stories.

This week alone, son has toasted bread with butter already on it because he couldn't be bothered to wait and it smelt like the house was on fire.

Was feeling ill, so made him a Lemsip. He poured it (literally) straight into his mouth then screeched he didn't realise it was hot. He watched me make it from the kettle.

Today he is working with me over his college half term in the office for some extra cash. Blew his nose, then proceeded to try and open my free standing air conditioner fin part as he thought ' I had a fancy Japanese bin'

Please tell me I am not alone😂😂😂

I blame the parents.

GoldOP · 25/02/2025 09:13

Dd is 19 now but when she was about 16 I came downstairs to a strange smell and she was cooking instant noodles in the microwave with no water added?! I asked why she had not thought to read instructions and she just shrugged her shoulders 🙄

Nannyfannybanny · 25/02/2025 08:54

ConnieHeart, I used to work for a big insurance company, they aren't keen on paying out, and if they do you can rest assured they will increase the premiums big time.

Lovelysausagedogscrumpy · 25/02/2025 07:45

Mydietstartstomorrow · 25/02/2025 07:41

So why were you still reading??! Obviously still entertaining you otherwise you’d moved on your negativity to another thread!

why do some people just enjoy sucking the joy out of light hearted threads?!

There was a comment upthread that one of these posters had got ‘halfway across the world’ on her high horse !!

Mydietstartstomorrow · 25/02/2025 07:41

Tricho · 23/02/2025 22:26

Thank you!

Exactly my point

So why were you still reading??! Obviously still entertaining you otherwise you’d moved on your negativity to another thread!

why do some people just enjoy sucking the joy out of light hearted threads?!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 25/02/2025 02:58

These are making me laugh! I thought I'd done a pretty good job of teaching dd life skills before sending her off to uni, but got a text from her on day 2 "I'm trying to get a bus, but they keep not stopping." I guess I forgot to tell her to put her arm out!
I do still get texts from both my girls at uni of the "how long will I cook this for?" Or "can I eat this (green) potato?)
And just watched teenage ds make pasta tonight with hot water from the tap (because apparently boiling the kettle is a huge effort..)

But sometimes you have to learn by experimenting! Teenage me at uni managed to start a fire and a flood at the same time- went out shopping and brought back steak pie and ice cream. Put pie in oven, went to put ice cream in freezer, discovered it completely iced over. Spent next hour trying to defrost it (a fish slice and a cheese grater were employed, I believe) When I came in from air I realised kitchen was full of smoke, steak pie on fire! Threw it out of the window in a panic, went around opening windows etc, slipped in massive pool of water from half defrosted freezer and landed on the cheese grater!
I promise, I am generally quite competent these days!

Mama2many73 · 25/02/2025 02:06

Mew2 · 23/02/2025 20:37

When I was at uni

  1. Student set fire to the microwave for putting a tin of ravioli in to heat up
  2. Student evacuated a 14 floor tower block- for cooking his sausages (polystyrene tray and all) under the grill and fell asleep
  3. Student I lived with wondered why his frozen pizza smelled- he cooked it in the cardboard box, in the clingfilm....
  4. Student became ill- didn't realise raw chicken needed cooking
At this point I was glad mum had made me cook for the family at least once a week since the age of 11- as no one else seemed to know how to cook or bake- I traded this commodity for less cleaning duties- or for lifts to places I wanted to go... This was in 2007- and completely gobsmacked me!!

When my son went to uni there was hirlmin his boom who would cook full Sunday lunch twice a month. She charged everyone and made a canny little profit! Everyone happy all round!

RandomUserName96 · 25/02/2025 01:50

Sugepaper · 23/02/2025 21:07

I’m sorry but a lot of these are just odd. Eating raw bacon, putting milk in a kettle, thinking you fry eggs with a shell on?

Either dreadful parenting or not very bright. My 10 yr old wouldn’t do any of this.

That's because your 10 year old isn't a teenager, duh.

NotDarkGothicMama · 24/02/2025 23:26

Teenage me + a minibus full of friends set off on a camping trip from the south coast, back in the olden days before smartphones. We got as far as Birmingham before we realised the driver had no idea where he was going. I had to phone my parents to ask how to get to Wales. They were incredulous ("turn left!") but got out their trusty A-Z to locate us and give us directions to Snowdonia. Where we also got lost coming down the mountain Hmm

NotDarkGothicMama · 24/02/2025 23:20

ToutesetBonne · 24/02/2025 08:28

Just picking this up for a serious comment: do please ask, if you have a wooden/flammable switch cupboard/fuse box like this, to have it changed to metal. A few years ago my friend's entire house burnt down, and her husband was killed, due to exactly this type of fire. They are really dangerous.

That's horrific, that poor man. Our switchboard had been installed the day before so it was the latest and greatest but the electrician forgot a bit. We never got so much as an apology either!

BetterWithPockets · 24/02/2025 22:50

Namechangefordaughterevasion · 24/02/2025 11:29

That's not so out there. Ireland introduced a postcode system 4 or 5 years ago (Eircodes) and every property has its own code. It has revolutionised having things delivered to our remote, rural home. No more standing in the garden with a crackly phone signal saying 'drive up the lane until you come to the house with the green door... no, if you've passed the church you've gone too far.. Oh sod it, I'll walk up to the main road and wave at you!'

Admittedly Ireland has a much smaller population than the UK. To do individual postcodes in the UK they'd probably need to be about 10 characters long.

Missing the point of the thread entirely, I know, but the ‘what three words’ app essentially does this too — globally. It’s great!

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