To ask the worst thing you've ever done in anger?

Two things when I was at uni

The first was that we had someone stay in our living room for four months. He never paid rent, we could not use the room properly as he slept there, he would shout at us for being messy and living like pigs despite never paying rent or bills, then slept with the girl he knew our other flatmate was in love with. He had known that flatmate for years. He was always in the habit of wiping his nose on his sleeves, so I did a wee on all his sleeves. Lets calls him B.

he thankfully moved out. Cut to nine months later an my housing situation fell apart and guess who I ended up being a flatmate of again! He was actually alright now he was paying rent and had his own room. We had a flatmate move in and she was dozy, K.

B and other flatmate, P, were low level weed dealers. K invited her friend to stay and told me he was a copper. I told her she should tell them but she didnt. Anyway her friend came to stay and I watched B and P weigh the weed and put it into baggies in front of them and could see her friend watching them. I went into my room I wanted to be no part of it and it was awkward. Anyway about 20 mins later I heard K go out and P and B (who were 10 and 4 years older than me) running around. B banged on my door and asked he to told him, he was shaking, I thought someone had died.

He was white as a sheet and said ‘hes a copper he saw us bag that weed’. I feigned surprise and they fled to their girlfriends houses. When they returned a few days later I heard them screaming at K. The screaming and berating went on for weeks and they were shitty and ignored her until the tenancy was up six months later. Yes she was stupid, their behaviour was a bit much. Obviously nothing came of it from her police friend.

B and P apologised to me about the atmosphere and I told them they needed to give it a rest as it was horrific in the flat. It calmed but was still awful. After one incident with them shouting at K I lost my patience. I had hamsters (I missed my childhood dog and wanted a pet).

so the next time I cleaned the cage I put his little hamster shits in the middle of the communal Bisto Gravy tub only B and P used. I realised they didnt really look like Bisto but stirred them right into the pot. I took great joy in thinking of them trying to dissolve that stubborn weirdly big gravy granule. Enjoy boys!

Brilliant!

Loving some of these stories. Ages ago after a big argument with my boyfriend at the time, I smashed up his big fancy expensive TV. I can't remember the argument, but it will have been related to his horrendous cocaine habit

Allegedly many people used to use really weak passwords like “Password “ or “Qwerty “

Nowadays computers tell you if a PW is weak.

What was really strange , son’s password is only one number different to my own

I was using his laptop and asked for his Password- and said “ No, that’s mine?!”

That was really strange. ( He didn’t know my password, either)

I'd be livid about the cancelled trip too and don't think you were unreasonable being livid. It's terrible that she suffered so much anxiety but it was really nasty of her to cancel the trip and spoil things for everyone else.

That’s quite funny in retrospect 😂
( Are you still happily Married?!) hope so!

I was on a bus heavily pregnant and with my toddler son. A man got on and was being very loud and inappropriate. Swearing, smoking and chucking bits of rolled up paper at people. Playing loud music on his phone.

I just snapped. Probably lack of sleep or hormones. But I just got up, snatched his phone, and posted it out the bus window as we whizzed along.

You definitely did!
That dog is the very worst thing to have around vulnerable or poorly children or adults.

Well done.

Very probably the assessor would be able to tell it was unpredictable, but you spared them a wasted trip.

Thank you for doing this.

@oakleaffy Thanks for sharing your experience, hearing about your dog's lovely temperament has certainly made me feel that we did the right thing!

Reported my best mates dh to Dog's Trust... He was abusing their new ddog... She wasn't going to.... They took poor ddog back the next day.

My ex husband is an arsehole and slammed the door in my face after I’d done him a favour. So I keyed his car. A really deep curly scratch.

I regret that it was only on one panel, if I’d been quicker I could have got the doors in. I also regret that I didn’t write my name cos I’d hate him to think someone else did it. Wanker.

Thank Goodness you did this! Well done!

My own very gentle, kind dog is a therapy dog, and is very mellow and I’m shocked their aggy mutt would ever have passed an assessment.

They have to be very calm, not jump up, not paw at people, take treats very gently and to be paragons of good behaviour- not a dangerous liability and a risk to children.

I've done worse but the 2 things that spring to mind are
Age 19, we had a new dog and my 7 year old stepson had recently moved in with us. He wound me up massively so in temper while cleaning up the dogs shit I threw the bag angrily out the back door, which hit the wall of the adjoining house and exploded! Wasn't very funny cleaning that up...
Secondly and far far worse, aged 40 i went on my husbands leaving drink for his job he had been in 22 years...I had too much and one of his mates bought me a whole bottle of prosecco in the last round before leaving instead of a glass. I puked in the taxi home...all over the driver

For what crime?

On exiting a situation with a person I'd had sex with but had treated me badly I got their toothbrush and used it to clean their toilet.

It was probably fairly “innocent” and if I received an email from my child forwarding a message saying along the lines of “I want to suck you off”… I’d read one line and stop

And you wouldn't be remotely upset by having read that, would you?

To all of you saying what the OP did wasn't that bad: think of what a horrible shock that would have been for the dad and gran of the woman who the OP hacked. They had done nothing wrong and yet were sent explicit messages sent to their daughter/granddaughter.

In my early 20’s, I had a fuckboy bf. We got together when, to my delight, he dumped his pregnant gf for me. (I know…) We went on a skiing holiday (my first, he was a pro) with a group of his friends and let’s just say my skiing prowess disappointed him. He was clearly rather taken with another woman on the holiday - lengthy black runs together ensued - and pretty much ignored me.

When we got back, I waited for him to go to work, filled the pockets of his ski gear and boots with frozen prawns and pickle, whacked the central heating up to max and fucked off forever. I have never, ever done anything like that before or since, but I was devastated. I’ve never skied since either!

My DM 86yo attacked me when I was driving the car. She punched my left arm repeatedly. It didn't hurt but I was so mad, I told her to get out of the car. Called my sister and asked her to get mum.

I left her there by the side of the road to wait 20mins for my sister to arrive. It was a dry day. It was in good town. I haven't spoken to her since. She def has brain atrophy but denies it. She's always been aggressive but that aggression is worsening as her brain function deteriorates. I feel bad cos she's old but I can't excuse violence at all. She's been horrible to me many times in my life. I may never speak to her again now.

I would have taken her to small claims.

They probably thought you really needed Jesus after that but too scared to return :) 8am can't blame you though!!

Was in a terrible relationship in my younger years, boyfriend constantly telling me who he fancied and how fabulous he was.
It ground be down.
I had a thing for a celebrity as you do, just mentioned it in passing, and from then on he wouldn’t leave it.
But he knew other girls felt the same, he was absolutely gorgeous.
At a really low point, I was randomly introduced to this guy. In a situation where lots of people saw. He actually flirted with me outrageously and I never put him off.
By word of mouth it got to my boyfriend and he was furious. He kept saying there was something going on and I did nothing to dispel the rumours.
We broke up.
I kept randomly meeting Famous Guy and eventually told him about my awful ex and why he hated him. He was actually really lovely about it, and would flirt even more.
Again it all seems to get back to the ex, and I know in the end he was hurt as he really thought I’d left him for Famous Guy.
It did my confidence no end of good, to be fair.
Still see him on the telly now and it makes me smile.

Oh that's brave. You were 100% in the right. Well done for doing the right thing!