Not farting in front of DH

Hey, I didn't know bum physio was a thing!
I do practice pelvic squeezes, so is it something like that, but concentrating on a different set of muscles?
I wonder if there is an instructional YouTube vid'.....

Sorry, I forgot to ask, how long after giving wheat up, did you start to notice the difference and benefits?

Wow, that's so interesting.
I can't see how it would be a coincidence, so I'm very impressed, and although I hate the idea of going wheat free, what you have experienced, is making me consider doing a trial.
Thank you.

I’ve never farted in front of my husband and we’ve been together for 30 years. i just think it’s a really unattractive thing to do. It helps that I’m not remotely windy.

I worked with someone that could queef at will! That was her party trick!
We had some hilarious moments at work, (then I'd have some bollocking texts following that, for making her do it, as they were still making their way out while she was shopping in Morrisons!!!) 🤣🤣🤣
And try as I might and believe me, I tried, I could never get the hang of it!!

* "*I agree it’s inappropriate to fart in the company of strangers and friends, but if you can’t feel comfortable enough with family to let it go there’s something seriously wrong with relationships here."

Comfortable enough to spew the particulate contents of your intestines at them? 🙄

No thanks. We believe in being at least as courteous and considerate with family as we are with friends and strangers, if not even more so. Being close and loving doesn't mean "let it all hang out with no dignity."

In our house, we proudly let rip, with the correct response from the fartee to the farter being along the lines of “Good arse, darling!” or similar.

It’s the only way.

Farting with intent? That’s a new one on me! How can someone fart with intent? the body builds up gas from the foods we eat, it has to come out, it’s a natural body function. Yes, I agree it’s inappropriate to fart in the company of strangers and friends, but if you can’t feel comfortable enough with family to let it go there’s something seriously wrong with relationships here.
We’re not piggish about it, I.E. we don’t see hilarity in rasping one off like some folk do, but we don’t feel ashamed or uncomfortable, we just say excuse me and apologise if it stinks.
As an IBS sufferer I’ve been in agony holding it in in the company of friends, I’d hate to think I had to do that all the time with close family.

Unless they like a bit of anal-to-mouth?

They’re forced to breathe it in even if you do it silently

Is it just me whose farts rarely smell?

My partner and I make up entire songs about our dog farting, with sound effects. I couldn’t be with someone who didn’t think they were funny!

Agreed, it gives me the ick. I couldn’t have sex with someone that did that for fun 🤢

Farts are up there as one of my top 'are we compatible' requirements. I just don't think anyone can have a successful relationship if one parter thinks farts are funny and the other thinks they are disgusting and will never do them in front of their OH.

We're a free farting house, I have digestive issues and couldn't live with someone if I had to leave the room every time. Some days I'm extremely gassy, others not at all, very rarely smell though. A few years ago I had a mirena coil put in and for some reason this gave me excess violent wind every single day, it was a nightmare. I'd be sitting at work clenching while my bowel made terrible noises and the farts were hammering on the back door demanding to be let out. No chance of letting a silent one out as they were always long and loud, so I was constantly leaving the room to let rip otherwise I was in terrible pain, fortunately no smell. No idea what caused all the excess gas but it gradually stopped once the coil was removed. I could not have coped not feeling able to fart freely at home!

I fart in front of him I'd get really bad belly ache if I had to hold them in! Even farted on him before 😂

I could never do that in a million years but as long as you both find it funny then it doesn’t matter, at least no one’s getting offended.

Personally I couldn’t stay attracted to someone who freely farted regardless, for the laughs. It would be disrespectful for me but I know not everyone is the same.

It’s not so much in your own home it’s in front of people. I just can’t do it in front of other people, not even my own kids.

Imagine not finding farts funny. You have the same amount of farts in your life but less fun.

Agree. Every man I've ever been with has been similarly discreet.

I’m not impressed when the dog does it, I’d be a lot less impressed by another adult doing it and an absolute no to a partner doing it deliberately. My 20yr does sometimes but I always say for god’s sake …. do you have to do that!

My eldest is now in his late 40’s and has never passed wind in front of any of us except for when he was a young teenager and he’d break wind then light it with a match just for the fun of it.

And come to think of it none of the rest of my children really do it in front of each other either.

I will admit to doing such an awful one in bed one night when unwell that it scared my husband so much he sat bolt upright in bed and tried to shoot it with imaginary guns made from his thumb and forefinger whilst shouting who’s there.

I’m with you. I’ve never been one of those people who freely let rip when others, and god forbid, a partner, is in the vicinity. I won’t accept it from them either (not deliberate ones). I’m not the type to go to the loo accompanied by another adult either, which I know couples and mates do. It was how I was brought up.

We are the same. Never have, never will. Never been with a man who did it or who thought the topic was humorous.

Wow. After a lifetime of digestive problems, I've had to explain to everyone I've ever lived with that I will likely fart more than them some days. I don't deliberately do it, but sometimes there's no choice or I'd simply never be in the same room as anyone else. Also, when you've struggled all day at work not to, it's nice to relax at home.

Dh and dds all fart when at home too but never in company or when out and about.