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How many sausages is too many?

62 replies

KenIsAnAccessory · 15/02/2025 18:33

Chipolatas, specifically. Naice ones.

DH out for pizza and cinema with the elder DC, toddler in bed so I'm going for the healthy option of sausage sandwich for tea. 5 left in the packet, 3 is my usual number of choice to comfortably fill the sandwich and satisfy the craving, but leaving 2 chipolatas seems silly. Lashings of ketchup, obviously.

YANBU - eat all five
YABU - stop right there little miss piggy, too many!

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TourangaLeila · 15/02/2025 21:53

YOLO

Hankunamatata · 15/02/2025 21:46

Arnt chipolatas small. Surely 5 are need for a sandwich

Boope · 15/02/2025 21:43

I'd never cook half a packet as leftover sausages are great. I like them added to a spicy tomato sauce with pasta.

NinaNobody · 15/02/2025 21:32

Givemestrength1000 · 15/02/2025 21:23

Well that explains the tiny number! I hope you recovered well and are enjoying the results

Yes thankyou, all went well and have lost 115lbs.

Believe me I ate a lot more before 🤣

PickledElectricity · 15/02/2025 21:26

You are responsible for my having a sausage sandwich for lunch tomorrow. I hope you're happy.

Givemestrength1000 · 15/02/2025 21:23

NinaNobody · 15/02/2025 20:02

No I've had a gastric sleeve so can't eat much.

Well that explains the tiny number! I hope you recovered well and are enjoying the results

Sossijiz · 15/02/2025 21:08

You might need to open another packet.

MissRoseDurward · 15/02/2025 20:45

But if you cook some and leave them in the fridge, won't DH and kids have them when they get in from the cinema? Sitting there on a plate in the fridge they're just begging to be eaten by someone wanting an evening snack.

(I know this is no longer a dilemma, as OP has disposed of the lot.)

mumofoneAlonebutokay · 15/02/2025 20:32

Yanbu eat all 5 xxxx

Wherehavetheyallgone · 15/02/2025 20:08

Cook them all. Three in your sandwich tonight, two for snacks or sliced into pasta with veg and passata for easy DC lunch tomorrow. Which would mean you and DH could have a more delicious lunch afterwards.

theteachesofleeches · 15/02/2025 20:07

3 is breakfast or lunch, 5 is a good dinner.

TwilightAb · 15/02/2025 20:06

Acornacorn · 15/02/2025 18:36

Cook all 5. 3 for your sandwich and 2 to snack on tomorrow

This. I love a cold sausage! 😆

hazelnutvanillalatte · 15/02/2025 20:04

I always cook them all (10 in the packs I buy) and save some for the next day

NinaNobody · 15/02/2025 20:02

Givemestrength1000 · 15/02/2025 19:32

Mumsnet competitive undereating at its finest! Are you one of those women who love it when a man comments about how little they have on their plate….?

No I've had a gastric sleeve so can't eat much.

KenIsAnAccessory · 15/02/2025 20:00

Adropintheocean1 · 15/02/2025 19:54

This entire thread makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Hide the sausage (thread)?

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Adropintheocean1 · 15/02/2025 19:54

This entire thread makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Ladyof2025 · 15/02/2025 19:47

You bugger, you have now started in me a craving for sossidges!

MinnieMountain · 15/02/2025 19:43

Hmm. I need an easy supper after my journey on Monday and there’s a Waitrose next to the train station I’ll arrive at….

Edited to add- that will be 3 normal sausages + beans.

JMSA · 15/02/2025 19:39

Definitely all 5.

I could eat you lot under the table though Grin

Givemestrength1000 · 15/02/2025 19:32

NinaNobody · 15/02/2025 18:37

I have 2.
DH has 4.
DS (20) has 6.

Mumsnet competitive undereating at its finest! Are you one of those women who love it when a man comments about how little they have on their plate….?

Ang3leyes · 15/02/2025 19:29

MyCupOfTea32 · 15/02/2025 19:28

Ha. Yes, indeed. I meant to type 'cold sausage is' but my fingers ran away with me.

Yes sorry, I think I’m just angry because no one can use is and are properly anymore. Don’t take it personally

MyCupOfTea32 · 15/02/2025 19:28

Ang3leyes · 15/02/2025 19:26

Cold sausages are* a top tier snack

Ha. Yes, indeed. I meant to type 'cold sausage is' but my fingers ran away with me.

MyCupOfTea32 · 15/02/2025 19:27

MyCupOfTea32 · 15/02/2025 19:25

Yes, this is the right answer. Cold sausages is a top tier fridge snack.

Oops, just seen your update. Nevermind. You never regret a sausage.

Ang3leyes · 15/02/2025 19:26

MyCupOfTea32 · 15/02/2025 19:25

Yes, this is the right answer. Cold sausages is a top tier fridge snack.

Cold sausages are* a top tier snack

MyCupOfTea32 · 15/02/2025 19:25

Acornacorn · 15/02/2025 18:36

Cook all 5. 3 for your sandwich and 2 to snack on tomorrow

Yes, this is the right answer. Cold sausages is a top tier fridge snack.