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Friend at it in the kitchen??

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DoYouFeelLikeAPlasticBag · 10/02/2025 17:22

Haven't seen a friend for a while so she came over to visit today and brought food and her new boyfriend along with her so I could meet him. From what she had said he seemed okay but he didn't talk at all.

About half an hour in she decided she was going to put a pizza on and the boyfriend followed her though the kitchen. Fine.

Anyway, after about 5 mins she hadn't come back in and I could here 'whispering' so went in to see if she needed help or anything. Turns out.. they were at it over the side!!

She pretended it was nothing and tried to act normal but I told them to take the pizza home and carry on their afternoon in their own house.

They both stormed out.

Was I being over the top? I'm all up for everyone loving a shag but I've never wacked my pants down at lunch at my mates?

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Idontjetwashthefucker · 10/02/2025 17:45

sparepantsandtoothbrush · 10/02/2025 17:44

As if anyone actually believes this happened ffs

Indeed

sparepantsandtoothbrush · 10/02/2025 17:44

As if anyone actually believes this happened ffs

TomatoSandwiches · 10/02/2025 17:43

So unsanitary.

Mumof2girls2121 · 10/02/2025 17:42

is your friend like this normally? Or is a change in her since she started seeing him?

Xiaoxiong · 10/02/2025 17:41

Utterly grim and disrespectful Envy

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DoYouFeelLikeAPlasticBag · 10/02/2025 17:41

I was wondering if she would message me apologising but there's been nothing yet. I would have died from embarrassment if that was me.

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Poppins21 · 10/02/2025 17:40

Thirteenblackcat · 10/02/2025 17:26

Are they going to pay for a deep clean of your kitchen?

Edited

A valid question lol

jeaux90 · 10/02/2025 17:39

JFC she sounds like she has really unhealthy boundaries!

UndermyShoeJoe · 10/02/2025 17:39

At 33 it was definitely part of a kink and exhibitionism.

She wouldn’t step foot in my house again with or without him. I say that because next thing you know she’s sexting him of the sofa while you’ve gone for a pee.

Fouradayistoomuch · 10/02/2025 17:38

I think you are extremely unreasonable to interrupt their humpypumpy.
I hope you apologised for barging into the kitchen unannounced.

mumofoneAlonebutokay · 10/02/2025 17:36

😄😄😄😄😄 omg op you've made me laugh

You are defo not being unreasonable

They're a mess 😭

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DoYouFeelLikeAPlasticBag · 10/02/2025 17:36

UndermyShoeJoe · 10/02/2025 17:32

Even as a teenager and drunk never shagged dh in a friends / friends parents kitchen 😅 bathroom maybe 👀 but that’s brazen.

Id avoid her for a while rather than become involved in their kink.

I could understand an 18 year old thinking they can get away with a quicky somewhere they should but she's 33😬

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HelpMeGetThrough · 10/02/2025 17:36

He was strumping her over your kitchen worktop?

Well, the world hasn't half changed in my time.

DemonicCaveMaggot · 10/02/2025 17:35

I would say I don't believe it but if Kanye West can get head in a gondola and Lauren Bobert can fondle her boyfriend in the middle of a performance of Beetlejuice why can't Sharon from down the street shag Silent Bob in the OP's kitchen?

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DoYouFeelLikeAPlasticBag · 10/02/2025 17:34

I can promise everyone that unfortunately I'm not even making this up. I couldn't believe it either.

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Rainplops · 10/02/2025 17:34

I'm only here for the deletion message.

Wendolino · 10/02/2025 17:32

Trainr · 10/02/2025 17:30

Yes you are being completely unreasonable. Everyone has a quicky when they’re putting a pizza on, who’ house is of no relevance. That’s why your friend cooked the pizza at your house, if you did it the usual way of cooking the food when friends come over then you may have ended up having to have a quicky with her boyfriend just for convention.

Seems she saved you all from a very awkward situation.

No no no! It's a QUICHE you're supposed to have, not a quicky! Honestly, some people!!!!

SeaBaseAlpha · 10/02/2025 17:32

WilmaTitsDrop · 10/02/2025 17:30

Sounds like he wanted a pizza her arse.

Well played. 😂

UndermyShoeJoe · 10/02/2025 17:32

Even as a teenager and drunk never shagged dh in a friends / friends parents kitchen 😅 bathroom maybe 👀 but that’s brazen.

Id avoid her for a while rather than become involved in their kink.

LovelySunnyDayToday · 10/02/2025 17:32

🤢

FOJN · 10/02/2025 17:31

Please MN make the deletion message a good one.

WilmaTitsDrop · 10/02/2025 17:30

Sounds like he wanted a pizza her arse.

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DoYouFeelLikeAPlasticBag · 10/02/2025 17:30

KimberleyClark · 10/02/2025 17:29

That’s unbelievably rude. Was it your pizza she decided to cook as well?

No, she did bring it with her. Along with a silent boyfriend who shags her in strangers kitchens.

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Trainr · 10/02/2025 17:30

Yes you are being completely unreasonable. Everyone has a quicky when they’re putting a pizza on, who’ house is of no relevance. That’s why your friend cooked the pizza at your house, if you did it the usual way of cooking the food when friends come over then you may have ended up having to have a quicky with her boyfriend just for convention.

Seems she saved you all from a very awkward situation.

KimberleyClark · 10/02/2025 17:29

That’s unbelievably rude. Was it your pizza she decided to cook as well?